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SNL – Xtina Edition

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We watched Christina Aguilera host Saturday Night Live last night with a fair amount of apprehension. They allayed some of those fears in the monologue, confronting the skank issue head-on by having Jimmy Fallon telling her to, you know, “dress like Christina Aguilera,” and by showing a past Weekend Update clip of him stating she had to cancel a concert due to “acute bronchitis”: “It used to be a-cute, but now it’s just a-skank.”

The show also had the good sense to have a musical guest – Maroon 5 – other than Christina, who nonetheless busted out an a capella version of the dreaded “Beautiful” – complete with her bizarre street-diva hand gestures – during the monologue just to remind everyone that they’d better laugh or she might resort to song at any moment of the telecast. She was also blessedly free of facial piercings.

Fortunately the audience did, and she did not – in fact it was probably the funniest, if also the most salacious and scatological, episode of the year. Xtina was a fine character actress – mostly playing off her libertine image, which she addressed directly and forcefully, saying something to the effect of, “I do feel free to express my sexuality on stage and see no need to hide it, and tough shit.”

While I think her no less skanky than I did before, at least it does seem to be her own choice, and she takes ownership and defends it as freedom of expression. Well okay then: there’s social theory behind the skank.

So anyway, she did a good job of staying in character, did a bang up job as Kim Cattrall in Sex In the City (was, in fact, the only recognizable character in the sketch), was funny as a Mexican soap opera character (especially apt in her recently acquired very dark hair), as a spoiled trust fund teen (in Paris Hilton garb) in a game show parody (“Do You Know Who My Father Is?”), and played herself to a “T” in the impossibly hilarious skit where various celebs came backstage to congratulate her on her genuine pipes, which in their collective opinion justified her waving her “nasty honey pot” around – and twenty other colorful euphemisms for her pudenda, each one more ornate, descriptive and arcane than the one before.

You have to give Xtina credit for being willing to play her whole schtick for laughs, and for the show to be willing to take it as far as they did. Good thing Lily fell asleep on the couch during the show or we would have had some ‘splaining to do. As with Britney, I like Xtina much better as a comic actress than as a singer. She was less apealing whenever she was “herself,” however, twitching nervously, touching her nose repeatedly like a toothead, and assuming her street-diva posture.

Maroon 5 was pleasant, if somewhat generic in their funky rocking white boy thang: about 40% Spin Doctors and 60% Jamiroquai.

In all, the best show of the season so far.

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  • http://www.morethings.com/log Al Barger

    Props must also be given to Tina Fey on the Weekend Update for the funniest joke of the year so far:

    Apparently they’ve had a breakthrough in the continuing controversy over teaching evolution in the Georgia schools. They’ve come up with an acceptable compromise: Teachers will still be able to talk about evolution, but from now on dinosaurs will be known as “Jesus horses.”

  • Eric Olsen

    That was a classic, and got a very sustained laugh.

  • http://www.resonation.ca Jim Carruthers

    Damn, I missed it. But when did skanky gurls become a bad thing?

    I would like to make it known that I am 100 per cent in favour of skanks, and if they are in my general area, it’s all good. C’mon sit on my lap and tell me a story.

  • Eric Olsen

    I think it’s important to distinguish between sluts and skanks.

  • http://www.foliage.com/~marks Mark Saleski

    dang, that tina fey joke just might be the funniest thing they’ve had on there in a decade or so.

  • http://www.morethings.com/log Al Barger

    Yup, that was a good one, but for funniest thing in a decade or so, I’d probably pick the Hardball with McCain as John Ashcroft wanting to plant computer chips in people’s heads and Tracy Morgan as Harry Belafonte denouncing Bin Laden as a house negro.

  • http://www.filteringcraig.com Craig Lyndall

    I already miss Tracy Morgan. They never gave him enough to do, but as Brian Fellows, I used to just about die.

    “What’s wrong with your dog?”

    “It’s actually a miniature horse”

    “I’m Brian Fellows and your dog is looking at me funny.”

  • Eric Olsen

    What’s going on with Tracy’s sitcom? Is it still on and has anyone seen it? Did you see also that Molly Shannon is going to have her own show?

  • http://www.resonation.ca Jim Carruthers

    If they don’t sit on my lap, how can I tell the skanks and sluts apart?

    Should I download this ep via bittorrent?

  • Eric Olsen

    If Maroon 5, yeah, well worth checking out. I avoid Xtina with notes coming out of her mouth.