BANGKOK, Thailand — Thai police are warning tourists of a new scam.
Members of a Thai transvestite gang have confessed to hiding strong sedatives in their mouths and spitting them down the throats of victims during deep kissing. Then they rob the drugged tourists.
Here’s a simple tip to remember, in case you are concerned you might fall victim to this dastardly scam:
Do not pay for sex with she-male gang members in third-world countries!
I mean, that’s just good, sound advice.
Does anyone else remember the song that goes:
“One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble”
I’m sorry, ya’ll. I know this is pretty much a worthless post. But I just had to share it with the world…