IT'S BIG! IT'S BOLD! IT WHITENS! IT BRIGHTENS! IT SLICES! IT DICES! It's the cyber-sensation that's sweeping the nation! It's hours of fun for the whole family! It's the amazing:
FOLKS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT this revolutionary little tool. It's so easy to operate, even a child can do it! Here's how it works:
All you do is enter a word or phrase (like your name, the name of your blog, your favorite politician, or anything you like), and the Advertising Slogan Generator will generate incredible ad slogans for you in big bold headlines. Just press the "sloganize" button for a brand new slogan, oven fresh from the generator. Comes out perfect every time!
Created through the wonders of cyberspace technology, the Advertising Slogan Generator has so many uses. In your camper or R.V., it'll keep the kids amused for hours as they sloganize every dirty word they can think of! At work, enter your boss's name or company logo to see how many embarrassing slogans you can create and e-mail to co-workers! Great at parties too.
HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU ENDURED THIS? You're on a road trip, and the kids are getting restless. They're screaming and fighting, and you're about to have a psychotic break and drive into the nearest tree. But wait--it's Advertising Slogan Generator to the rescue! Just log on and the kids can have fun and be creative too! (Laptop with cross-country wireless capability not included). Instead of crawling up your ass, they'll be busy coming up with gems like these:
A Fart's too Wet Without One.
Break me off a Piece of that Poop.
Poppin Fresh Boogers.
Now, isn't that amazing? But wait--there's more!
CALLING ALL AMERICANS! WANT TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE PARTY OF YOUR CHOICE? The Advertising Slogan Generator makes it easy to come up with great bumperstickers like these:
A Day without Dubya is Like a Day without Sunshine.
Choosy Mothers Choose Cheney.
Mama Mia, That's One Spicy Hillary Clinton!