Stuff, the men's magazine that is more product placement rag than an opinion mag and less salacious than a men's mag should be, is occasionally interesting. The February issue (not yet online) had two interesting pieces. The first looked at unusual fetishes in a typical manner — the fetishes, almost a sonnet of weirdness, are:
1. Acrotomophiliac: These are people with a yen for amputees
2. Medolaliac: She loves your penis — so just whip it out, lean back and let her deliver a soliloquy.
3. Botulinoniac: Meat lovers rejoice — you have nothing to lose but your, umm, bone.
4. Dacryphiliac: Seeing you cry gets her all wet.
5. Coulrophiliac: Santa Claus types get this gal hot, so dress up in a multicolored jumpsuit, a red nose, and shoes that are eight sizes too big.
6. Geronotophiliac: She's only going to jump old bones, so you could be out of luck.
7. Arachnephiliac: Spiders are her daddy long legs — they do rent Shelob costumes, you know.
8. Urophiliac: The produit de kidneys — no French delicacy — is what she craves.
9. Albutophiliac: Water sports, a tub bath, whatever it takes to get this gal wet, literally.
10. Pyrophiliac: Fire it up to see this baby burn.
11. Gynemimetophiliac: Lingerie/cross-dresser lover — try renting Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert.
12. Siderodromophiliac: Trains — choo-choo — are her fancy. You can play the caboose.
13. Nanophiliac: Size isn't everything, but you know what they say about small men.
14. Flatuphiliac: Air on her g-string.
15. Mentaphiliac: Women's black underwear are her special fancy.
The other item from Stuff is a mock-up of Bill O'Reilly's desktop. Some real gems here — look closely.
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Article comments
1 - Karnautrahl
So what would the correct words be for someone who has sex with cars and boats (motor yachts and speedboats :-) )?
Just curious, for I am one such.