The whole experience is incredibly immersive, and I'm recommending setting a few days or months aside. You finish one bit and say "Ok, it's four in the AM, I gotta go to sleep", and then next thing you know you're being told to chase this fucker dressed up like a rabbit, and you say, "well, maybe just this one bit", and next thing it's four the following afternoon and your arse is numb and you've developed Deep Vein Thrombosis on account of sitting with your legs bent for so long, and still you can't give in. Cause you gotta make that next kill man. You gotta suffocate one more motherfucker before you turn it off. Just one. Just one more Nazi piece of shit. Just one more grim-reaper type, just wanna crack his head open with a machete is all.
Maybe the kinds of folks who spend all day playing Tom Clancy's Stealth Assassin 7 or whatever might think this all a bit old-hat, and maybe they prefer Zelda Chronicles or some such. But for The Duke, this here bout of utterly reprehensible smut has reignited a flame once thought beaten asunder by the evil fists of franchise spin-offs.
Good work, psychopaths.
The Duke's Quote For The Poster - "I thought it would be shit, but then when folks attack you with machetes and you can take the machete and then cut their brains out, then it was good, and when you beat a motherfucker to death with a brick was a part I liked in all fairness."
The Duke resides in the shadows of Mondo Irlando
Article comments
1 - Franky
I was thinking about getting this game having seen the first ad for it today. Your review just confirmed my purchase
2 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
Glad to be of help, Franky. I don't play many games as I said in the review, but this here and Grand Theft Auto - Vice City have really made me rethink my stance. Incidently, both are Rockstar Games productions. As is that wild west thingy thats being advertised on the site here at the minute.
Glad you liked the witterings!
Thanks.
3 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
happy bday pet, i love u :)
4 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
opps, this is the dukes fiance by the way! lol, he aint wishin himself a happy bday! pmsl, mwahhh baby, love u loads, jac xoxoxo (duchess :D)
5 - Eric Olsen
Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY from outside the duchy, Duke, and thanks for all the really great contributions!!
6 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
Thank you Duchess. All for you, these motherfuck's and so on. Eric, thank you very much. The inevitability of death draws ever nearer, but, y'know, kind words make it all the more tolerable. A whole heap of thank-you's