As we look back at the past year (which was the hottest on record in the northern hemisphere) we remember quite a bit of weather-related chaos in various parts of the world. Are these events just random, "acts of God" or is there more to it? A new report says that global warming may be nearing the "tipping point" beyond which it will spiral out of control. Before too long the oceans will be 7 meters higher and it will be 14.5 degrees warmer on average. How's that for some holiday cheer?
Fortunately though Evangelical Christians have finally decided to believe in something that requires a lot less faith than their other beliefs and are climbing aboard the anti-warming bandwagon. This must be causing quite a bit of concern at the "What Global Warming?" White House as the Oil Baron Republicans depend a great deal on Evangelicals to keep them in power.
I see this as being a very good thing. After all, when all of the Arctic ice melts and the rate at which the oceans are rising doubles and all the polar bears have drowned, when Greenland is ice-free, and when crops are failing worldwide (and HERE)and the oceans are dead (and HERE).....we we will need someone to lead us in prayer.
Another interesting prospect is that global warming may, as one of its side effects, shut down the thermohaline circulation in the North Atlantic. The odds are 70% in favor of this happening. The results would be catastrophic. But hey, what are you gonna do, you gotta drive your SUV to work every day down at the factory, right? Besides George Bush pays people to say there is no such thing as Global Warming and with that kind of PR why worry?
In one final development, it has been noticed that rising ocean levels will probably
flood the New Jersey coastline. The highly industrial area around Newark, for example, is only a few feet above sea level and is sometimes referred to as "The Swamps of Jersey". That will be gone as will the coastal resorts and attractions like Atlantic City. Of course this will provide the opportunity for many Investors to get rich as they build levees and what-not to keep the ocean at bay.
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The best (and only) float in the Southeast Alaska State Fair parade was plumber Gene Kennedy's. It was called "Seeds of Climate Change" and featured paper palm trees lashed to Gene's Ford Model A truck, with Gene himself dancing on the back in a grass skirt, wig and coconut-shell bra.