And guess what, motherfuckers? It's even got a section devoted to Mondo Irlando Certified Masterpiece Cannibal Holocaust! See? I told y'all it was worthy of study and educationalising and so on. I don't see any sections devoted to Sense And Sensibility, and that's unpopular as fuck when some fool tries to put it in my VCR.
It's high time they slapped The Duke's Guide To Why Cannibal Holocaust Is A Damn Masterpiece into that links section, though. Send them an email or something. Petition, man.
Great fucking outstanding work, denizens of Studentia.
Abika - AKA - Scary Place Where Demented Motherfuckers Can Find Out Where You Shit Last
What this is, believe it or not, is a store type affair, like those Amazonians or whoever, except instead of selling stuff like The Journals Of Bridget Jones or Pet Semetary or whatever, these folks sell stuff in the surveillance arena.
What this means is that you can get all Gene Hackman in The Conversation, and tape folks phone-calls and trace IP addresses and scary shit like that. If you wanna go the whole Hackman route, though, you have to get your saxophone from someplace else, since these inconsiderate motherfuckers don't have any for sale.
What they do have, though, is shit like what follows - Searches and Background Checks for folks like your doctor or your wife, in case you think that syringe was all screwed up and you doubt the authenticity of the medical licence. Or maybe your doctor seems like a right son of a bitch, too. Whatever.
You can also do searches on number plates and stuff like that. You can find out where certain computers are located, which is cool as all hell if you got drunk and left your laptop in a pub someplace. Or maybe you wanna find out who the son of a whore is who keeps yacking about Matrix Reloaded OWNS All Your Asses in your damn comments.
This is scary shit, and is listed here for the purposes of Educationalising and so on. Don't be tracing my licence plate, motherfucki! I don't even own a car.
Examples Of Subliminal Messages Etc
This is a brilliant place for to check if you really saw a giant penis flash up onscreen during The Saint. The answer is yes, Val Kilmer was indeed in that film.
But there's good stuff aplenty here. For example, did you know that a naked woman is plainly visible for a nano-second in The Rescuers? No shit, man. Apparently the animator admitted to his malicious communist-inspired hi-jinks or something, but the frame has been preserved here for all to see. Also, in other Disney malarkey, it turns out the word SEX appears in the sky above that hairy miscreant in The Lion King.
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