The Beastie Boys vomit up a protest song - Page 3

In a world gone mad it's hard to think right
So much violence hate and spite
Murder going on all day and night
Due time we fight the non-violent fight

Even besides the fact that they are on the wrong side of this issue, this is a piss poor piece of lyric writing. They are simply re-gurgitating, vomiting up the regular generic politically correct slogans. They have added nothing significant to the cliches that they are spouting. They have little apparent real emotional content. The lyrics sound like they spent about five minutes writing them- they couldn't have spent enough time crafting them to have any real emotional investment.

Again, not particularly caring to answer to the trite political content per se, but looking at this as a song lyric, it is unfocused and scattered. Dubya used to drink and do coke [allegedly], and Iraq has oil. Therefore we shouldn't go to war. "Now put that axis of evil bullshit on hold" is not an argument or a striking lyrical turn of phrase. It is merely a curse. Bush is stupid, just like Zoolander. This constitutes a [patently untrue] political cliche presented through the most obvious crass pop culture reference. In other words, it is a lazy by the numbers Beasties lyrical move.

By contrast, let us compare this Beastie Boys opus to another song about fighting, by the Flaming Lips.

"Fight Test" by Flaming Lips

I thought I was smart, I thought I was right
I thought it better not to fight
I thought there was a virtue in always being cool
So it came time to fight, I thought I’ll just step aside
And that the time would prove you wrong
And that you would be the fool

I don’t know where the sunbeams end and that the starlights begin
It’s all a mystery

Oh, to fight is to defend
If it’s not now then tell me when would be the time
That you would stand up and be a man
For to lose I could accept
But to surrender I just wept
And regretted this moment, oh that I, I was the fool

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  • 1 - anastasia

    Mar 13, 2003 at 12:40 am

    I assume the author of this piece has enlisted to prove he's not an "anti-war peace fag" on the "wrong" side of the issue. If not, he's a loud-mouthed hypocrite. There's WAAAAAY too much testosterone on this site and in this case has led to some really pathetic bigotry.

  • 2 - Al Barger

    Mar 13, 2003 at 12:55 am

    Blah, blah, blah. If'n I don't cowtow to some pc fantasy land with my every turn of phrase, then I'm a "pathetic bigot." It's going to take a lot more than calling me names to convince me that this crap constitutes a SONG.

    And it's going to take a LOT more than calling ol' Al names to deal with the likes of Bin Laden or Hussein. Setting out that only able bodied recruitment age people are entitled to favor defending the nation is a very mildly clever debate tactic. However, it will not deter the North Koreans or Al Qaeda.

    Come back when you want to speak in an adult manner. Thanks.

  • 3 - Ed Driscoll

    Mar 13, 2003 at 1:03 am

    Anastasia,

    I agree that Al's use of the term "peace fag" was more than a little in-your-face. But subtlety has its dangers as well, as your remark that one must have enlisted to support war indicates. It not only paints all those in favor of liberating Iraq with a single brush, it also assumes that everyone in the military is pro-war, when I'm sure that there's as wide a range of opinions as in the civilian populace from which they came from--and will return to, when they leave the service.

    Regards,

    Ed

  • 4 - Mark Saleski

    Mar 13, 2003 at 11:39 am

    besides al, where the hell is your review of Elvis Costello on letterman?

  • 5 - m

    Nov 28, 2003 at 8:26 am

    Any of you ever been in combat? Or you just watch too many action videos and Fox News?

    One of the world's top traffic sites for songs protesting The Iraq War(google search 'peace song', 'peace songs', 'anti-war music'.) is based in NYC.

    This site features freely downloadable MP3's of The War Trilogy, exploring the by-products of our current war/'war on terrorism': violence to our soldiers, our civil liberties and to non-combatants.

    The aftermath of the Iraq War for a U.S. soldier is the theme of 'Baghdad Road'. 'Enemy Me' looks at the corrosive impact of the 'war on terrorism' on civil liberties. 'Sudden Sound' contrasts the death of a non-combatant with the TV spectacle.

    (You can download the Real Audio and MP3 files at http://www.peacesong.com.)

    The War Trilogy has managed to find a diverse following around the world on the Internet, drawn from the ranks of disaffected veterans, peace activists, refugee welfare advocates, active soldiery, folk song enthusiasts and civil liberty watchdogs.

    In the interim, a link or blurb is always a help...hey! give a shout, anyway..

    m
    www.peacesong.com
    peacesongnow@aol.com
    (917)776.8948

  • 6 - Al Barger

    Nov 28, 2003 at 2:09 pm

    Again, the point here is not political but artistic. If the Beastie song was any good, I'd be all about it, regardless of the cheap political boilerplate.

    To that end, I highly recommend Sananda Matrieya aka Terence Trent D'Arby's song "Daddy, Can I Have a War?" I could just SLAP the dude for some of the dumb Freudian lyrics, but they hang together cohesively, and there is an actual MELODY and nice brooding rock vibe. This is BY FAR the best anti-war song of this conflict. I recommend it even to people who believe in defending the country.

  • 7 - jerky

    Oct 18, 2004 at 4:41 pm

    my favorite song is the one about people who so proudly talk all of their shit and don't have the brains to just shut the hell up and do something about it. oh yeah, and whatever the fuck you fucks think about war - it's gonna take more than a fuckin mouse, keypad and a bag of pork rinds. but just sit there typing, bitching, and being the useless modern 2004 cell phone fucks that you are. bite shit.

  • 8 - bob2112

    Oct 18, 2004 at 7:32 pm

    I heard the song when the record came out. I thought it was great, but I didn't think it was goning cause all this anger. Mellow out Al, it's just a song. It preaches bad stuff to the choir. It wont tear down any walls. It may make somebody vote, God forbid.

  • 9 - bob2112

    Oct 18, 2004 at 7:34 pm

    The Beastie Boys song.

  • 10 - Jason Sulyma

    Dec 05, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    This is a terrible review. No joke, you dig yourself into a hole in a number of instances. For one, you say that the song has no melody or no hook, therefore it makes it a crappy recording- That's where I probably should have stopped reading due to your ignorance and lacking ability to even comprehend music. Yet, I still read on... only to see that you say that the Beastie Boys are on the "wrong side of the issue". Doesn't it occur to you that if there were to be a right side to the issue, that it wouldn't be as big of an issue as a multi-country war is!? In all honesty, you think you are smarter than you are. How about you learn what constructing a good song is all about, and then come on back and write an article.

    The Beastie Boys did a terrific job- they made their stand on the issue, and the reason that they made the song so non-"catchy" persay (as it is just not mainstream) is because they most likely didn't want people who do not understand music to be listening to it- hence the reason why you dislike it. The song is for followers who think like them. It's simple, you like the song, then you appreciate their opinion.

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