Rating The Internet - Page 2

Blue: “Not yet rated by the PTC.”

Well naturally I wanted to know more about what actually goes into the various ratings categories, and so, ignoring the warning that the ratings details contain “graphic descriptions,” I clicked on. I don’t think I can adequately describe my horror at what I discovered.

To my chagrin, I learned that the “red” designation refers to the following words (out of modesty, I have replaced letters with random characters): “Sh*t, d&ck, pri#ck, f@ck, !sshole, c^ck, G—damn, profaning Jesus Christ.” These words in their unexpurgated form were accompanied by explicit details of the types of sex and violence, and their frequency, that would warrant red, yellow or green designations.

I also learned that the frequency of “veiled or mild innuendo” or “responsible discussion of sexual issues” may bump the rating from “green” to “yellow,” where even one depiction or mention of “sexual innuendo, marital sex, sex implied, homosexuality, pre-coital and/or post-coital or responsible discussion of pornography or masturbation” would suffice. More than three occurrences of the former per half hour gets the bump from green to yellow. Three or more per half hour of the latter group gets the red. I think you get the idea.

Here via a link available to anyone, of any age, is web content that would offend everyone, of every age, from the youngest sprout to the oldest beanstalk. So the question springs to mind, who rates the raters? If we can’t rely on our media censors to clean up their act, who can we trust? The Parents Television Council may be performing a noble function vis-a-vis television, film, and literature, but I’m afraid that until they censor themselves, I cannot in good conscience recommend their website.

For that matter, their example suggests that any website, no matter how innocuous, may contain offensive material. Until an organization takes the burden of discovery off of me by publishing a comprehensive rating list of all Internet web sites, I’ll just have to console myself by listening to my new collection of George Carlin CDs.

Page 1 — Page 2

Article tags

Spread the word
Bookmark and Share
Profile image for robert-k-blechman

Article Author: Robert K. Blechman

An experienced information technology executive, I am currently Associate Director in the Office of Information Technology at a major medical school. As an adjunct professor at Fordham University, I have taught courses in communication theory, mass media and society and media industries. …

Visit Robert K. Blechman's author pageRobert K. Blechman's Blog

Read comments on this article, and add some feedback of your own
  • George Carlin: All My Stuff George Carlin: All My Stuff

    This 14-disc career retrospective set includes all twelve of George Carlin s HBO concert specials, spanning nearly thirty years. One of the greatest comedians of our time performs all of his memorable ...

Article comments

  • 1 - Brian aka Guppusmaximus

    Dec 03, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    So, if those foul words could never,ever be used again, how would anyone know how to rate any kind of explicit material? What standards would they have to follow? How would I, a person who gives two shits about the words that offend you, know what those colors stand for?

    I think you should be happy that any kind of group that has a foundation in censorship gives you any kind of insight into their reasoning or system.

    Honestly, I don't see how a child that is of a particular "sensitive" age would bother visiting the PTC website. Secondly, if you don't have the experience or intelligence as an adult to filter what your children have access to on the internet with software or blocking sites manually via your web browser then maybe you,in general, should seek out some education or sell your freaking computer!!! It's not the 80's anymore!

  • 2 - Robert K Blechman

    Dec 03, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    Thanks for your thoughtful comment. I suggest that whenever you read anything I write, you should assume that it is written in jest, unless I specifically state otherwise.

    Wait, that would include this message as well. OK. Right now I'm not kidding.

    Now I am.

    Do you see the difference?

  • 3 - Brian aka Guppusmaximus

    Dec 04, 2008 at 6:30 am

    Have you heard of the BC section entitled "Satire" or should the PTC start a new color code for douche bag loaded content?!

  • 4 - Robert K. Blechman

    Dec 04, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Why so serious?

Add your comment, speak your mind

Personal attacks are NOT allowed.
Please read our comment policy.
Please preview your comment.

blogcritics lists for Nov 30, 2009

fresh articles Most recent articles site-wide

fresh comments Most recent comments site-wide

most comments Most comments in 24hrs

top writers Most prolific Blogcritics for October

top commenters Most prolific Commenters in 24 hrs