When The Prince RJ first heard about "Puss In Boots," he was much younger.
He asked his dad what the motherfucking deal with "Pus In Boots" was. Did Pus have a foot infection? Gout, perhaps? Did Pus need immediate medical attention, and perhaps some motherfucking antibiotics?
Father told The Prince it wasn't "Pus" at all, because that would be disgusting.
(No wonder The Prince never wears motherfucking boots.)
When father-dearest later explained that it was "Puss" and not "Pus," The Prince became strangely aroused. And he has been a cat-lover ever since.
I don't think I should ever become a comedian.
(This post is meant to be funny. It mildly mocks two of my favorite authors at BlogCritics.org. They are Duke De Mondo and in10sity. No animals or (hopefuly) feelings were harmed in the making of this post.)
Article comments
1 - Duane
"Did Pus have some godawful stinkfootrot condition what needed immediate medical attention?" would be somewhat closer to the Duke's style, but, alas, all such attempts are but pale imitations of the genuine article.
2 - RJ
True enough. I cannot emulate the masters to 100% accuracy...
3 - Duane
Still, nice take on The Duke, and, no doubt, this topic is right up in10sity's alley.
4 - Eric Olsen
yes, promiscuous use of the Oedipal epithet is but one arrow among many in the Duke's quiver.
5 - Duane
Speaking of "the masters," getta load of that sentence. Wooo!