Paris Hilton wriggles in a one-piece black Shay Todd swimsuit with a Carl's Jr. Spicy BBQ Six Dollar Burger in her hot little hand while washing a Bentley in a shot from a new 30-second TV spot debuting May 19. 
The woman has integrated herself into American popular culture with the speed and ruthless efficiency of a virus, and I'm not sure if we'll ever be rid of her. It's not like she actually does much: she just kind of slinks around, cooing "that's hot," and posing for a great cosmic camera that often seems to be interested.
An "Internet only" version of the Carl's Jr. ad will be available here tomorrow.
Regarding the Shay Todd suit, it's adorned with rhinestone buckles, comes only in black, and available via Todd's site. Along with her business partner-husband Shiro Gutzie, Todd has been dressing Hollywood’s elite in sexy bikinis for the past four years under their swimwear and resortwear brand, SHAY TODD, which is smart because it's her name.
Hilton's latest pop culture efforts include a role in the horror remake House of Wax, and a single called "Screwed", and of course everyone knows by now that the next version of The Simple Life will not include perky little Nicole Richie.
Article comments
1 - Nicolette Rivers
Can't we just toss her racist, rich bitch ass in the middle of a ghetto?
2 - Eric Olsen
are you asking if there is any law of nature that prohibits this?
3 - Victor Plenty
Something odd I've noticed, and this seems as good a place as any to mention it. In most cases, I'm as ready as the next man to let my gaze linger upon an attractive blonde woman. Yet I find Paris Hilton strangely disturbing, and it takes a surprising amount of willpower to look at her directly for more than a few moments.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she's unattractive. Not at all. Not as such. Intellectually my brain recognizes all the forms and proportions in her body and face which ought to naturally attract the eye. Nevertheless, somewhere in my psyche, something has decided the whole is less than the sum of its parts, in this particular case. Something within me resists the spell of Paris Hilton.
I just hope this doesn't turn out to mean I'm destined to save the world from some kind of alien mind control weapon or something. Because if that's what it means, I've been spending way too much time surfing the Web, and not nearly enough time learning obscure martial arts.
4 - salmoncatchingbear
I'm so with you on that, i cannot look at her, i really cant, there is something about her that repels my gaze... maybe she really is pure evil and only we can see it?
5 - Victor Plenty
Perhaps our destiny has scattered people like us across the lands, salmoncatchingbear, so that when the time comes we will be able to lead the last bastions of human resistance against the alien invaders.
I hope you have a Macintosh PowerBook handy so you can hack into the alien computer network. Personally I keep two of them close by at all times.
6 - Eric Olsen
I agree that her trying to be all hot and lubricious in the TV ad, which is up on the Carl's Jr site btw, doesn't really work as she seems to always be playing at being hot, rather than just being hot.
7 - Eric Berlin
I think that Paris Hilton and her "cult of personality" really says a lot about American culture right about now.
Like we're all some kind of messed up cult for buying into her and all of it. Every single one of us.
8 - HW Saxton
Sadly,It is all of us that are making
her a "star" by giving attention and
media coverage to her militantly stupid
skinny little ass.We are as much a part
of the problem here as she.
On the subject of P.H.: Has anyone seen
the pics of her before she dyed her hair
blond and started wearing blue contacts?
She was actually a kind of cute & normal
looking girl.Brown eyes and dirty blond
hair.This was before she had adopted the
Euro-Porn star look she now sports.
9 - Joe
How, exactly, does this differ from the commercial she did a while back with the night vision camera where she was eating the hot dog?
10 - Matt Paprocki
Joe's comment deserves a plaque on a wall somewhere.
11 - Eric Olsen
nice one - I missed the "night vision" part the first time around. I thought it was a Wienerschnitzel ad or something
12 - BRICKLAYER
Was that an ad for night vision cameras, or for hot dogs?
13 - Eric Olsen
I think it was an ad for career training
14 - Nicolette Rivers
Paris Hilton's appalling lack of sexiness worries me. She's attractive, she's thin, she's done porn, and she likes to shoot the beav at papparazzi. Why is she not hot?!?
15 - HW Saxton
While she may be attractive in many ways
physically,IMO why she is un-attractive
is her personality or lack thereof. She
is not only unintelligent, she thinks
that the world is there to serve her &
is so wrapped up in herself that her
complete lack of regard for other human
beings shines through obscuring any of
the physical beauty she may have. After
all like Mr. Frank Zappa once said:
The ugliest part of your body is your
mind.
16 - Eric Olsen
that sums it up pretty well!
17 - Mizz Khaye
i like her...lol
18 - HW Saxton
No shame in that Mizz Khaye.As they say:
"Taste is relative".Or something such as
that.Weeeelllllll, maybe a little shame.
LOL.
19 - SFC SKI
"While she may be attractive in many ways
physically,IMO why she is un-attractive
is her personality or lack thereof."
Agreed, HW. I can't help but notice her, but she can't hold my attention, either. I think that her sister is at least using her money to go to school, but I am not sure.
Famous for being famous is a career in our celebrity-happy times.
20 - HW Saxton
SFC Ski, Are you familiar with Angelyne?
She was a want to be celeb in L.A. who
posted billboards of herself glamored up
all over Hollywood & the greater L.A.
area. She achieved some degree of fame
just by exposure alone.
She had absolutely NO marketable talent
other than self hype. Just amazing. It's
truly the end of the world, methinks.
21 - SFC SKI
Nope, I guess her campaign didn't include me.
We can always bemoan the apparent decline of civiliation and point to pop culture, I just turn my TV off and read a book.
22 - Marty Thau
P.H. is one smart chick. She knows what she wants and is well on her way towards getting it. She's plastered everywhere -- TV, films, ads, etc. There's a certain type of male that is afraid of her I believe -- and perhaps for good reason. She fucks whoever she wants and makes no bones about it. She spends her money the way she wants to, she pretty much says what she wants to and represents the ultimate unattainable bitch for the average joe. She's daddies little rich girl and most people think daddies little rich girl is a failure. Everyone pretends they hate her but who buys her shit? Somebody does ...and probably because she is totally liberated. She's sort of like post-Madonna. PH is a phenomenon. And who hates her the most -- the right wingers who are so uptight about sex.
23 - george
Paris is wonderful. All those with negative comments are very jealous of her and her fortunes.
24 - Trevor
Paris is great man and if you want to know whats REALLY up with her check out [my] very intriguing blog cultofparis.blogspot.com
25 - kaylee
im sorry you look very nasty in this picture for real!!SLUTY