Feel the Vibe

Remember the old Sergio Valente jeans jingle? "Oh oh, Ser-gi-oh-oh." I think Audio-Oh should adapt the jingle to their own uses: "Oh oh, Au-di-oh-oh," and people who are using it can discreetly signal to their fellow stimulatees, like an auditory wink.

I also had a hard time figuring out which category to put this entry one in: is it music? Not really - it's using the patterns of music to create something else: "infinitely variable pulses of pleasure." So I guess it's Et Cetera with attitude:

Audi-Oh™ is a revolution in stimulation technology for men or women. Sound is converted into infinitely variable pulses of pleasure. Audi-Oh can use ambient sound, like the music in your favorite club, or direct audio input from devices such as portable CD players, MP3 players, your PC or home audio and video systems. You'll find a million ways to use Audi-Oh!

Audi-Oh was designed to resemble a pager. Its compact form and high-tech appearance allows it to be worn discreetly in public. Unlike other stimulation devices on the market, Audi-Oh is designed using advanced technologies, exacting engineering standards and highest quality materials. You can even use Audi-Oh without audio input using the manual control options. Find your groove - order today!

The standard attachments included with the Audi-Oh Starter Pack include a washable vibrating bullet with a 36 inch cord and a slip-on hypo-allergenic soft silicone accessory with straps for external stimulation. We will be adding numerous other attachments and accessories for the Audi-Oh in the near future. If you have a favorite accessory that you would like to experience with Audi-Oh, let us know. (via Boing Boing)

I like that solicitation for "favorite accessories." For school, for work, for the breakfast table: discreet stimulation from a good vibration. People will be walking around with odd little smiles on their faces, suddenly squirming for no apparent reason, discreetly shifting their weight. I can see John Ashcroft giving congressional testimony on the Patriot Act while in the thrall of this device, or just holding a press conference - maybe they'll bring back the statue with the breasts.

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