The sun rises in the East, and another person doesn't get Twitter. Such is life.
But actually, this one has a twist. A devious, lemony twist. Toledo Blade columnist Roberta de Boer says she does understand Twitter, as evidenced in today's puzzling missive to the world on why she will not use the micro-blogging service because, I guess, celebrities are using it.
"Before I go on," she penned, "let me make clear that: (1) I completely get the usefulness of Twitter, and; (2) I absolutely do not [sic?] myself to Twitter, nor do I 'follow' anyone's Tweets."
Well, that's cool. Again, it's probably not for everyone. But what de Boer seems to think is that Twitter is a sensation because people such as Ashton Kutcher and Martha Stewart use it for their own marketing purposes. I'll throw Shaquille O'Neal and a number of athletes into the mix, because, well, I like sports.
"I cannot typically remember why I stood up from the living room to walk into the kitchen," de Boer wrote. "Where am I supposed to get the additional attention span to hang onto the banality of a Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, or even a Barack Obama Tweet?"
She really drives home the point that nobody should care about a non-famous person's day-to-day activities, and that the mainstream appeal of fans craving instant menial news about their favorite admirers is a little disgusting.
I am in agreement with her in all of this. But again, like the makers of "Twouble With Tweets" did, she is condemning the entire service based on a faction of people using it. In this case, it's celebrities.
(Interjection: I'm not sure why so many celebs caught onto Twitter. Then again, they all sort of behave like lemmings. One of them becomes environmentally active, or joins Scientology, or protests Proposition 8, and many others follow suit. In this case, Twitter is just what a famous person is supposed to do these days.)