BlogWorld Expo 2008 Reflections: Everyone Has A Freaking iPhone

The blatant message BlogWorld Expo 2008 attendees received was that new media is here to stay. Technology, when embraced, can open doors for the average person to share their story, their thoughts, and their messages to the entire world. And it will only continue to improve and revolutionize media as we know it.

The other message is: everyone and their butler has a goddamn iPhone.

This was an unusual development. Sure, the false preconceived notion that all bloggers are basement-dwelling troglodytes is a false one. Only the people who I think are stupid on the Internet fit this stereotype. Rather, most mainstream bloggers own personal laptops so they can type up their posts while on the go. (This one, for example? 'Twas written at Vegas's McCarran International Airport, who knows how to treat hungover tourists well enough to say, "Hey, we may have all your money, but at least you can still have free Wi-Fi.")

But last weekend, I would see little cliques of three, four, or six people break out their glassy-faced phones and share with each other what applications they downloaded, what generation of hardware they upgraded to, and just how much this little device has changed their life. It made me realize that, while I have the body and birth certificate of a 25-year-old, I am actually 70 years old in iYears. Any Frisbees they throw my way I would probably keep for no other reason but spite and/or phone envy.

In BC's daddy company Technorati's State of the Blogosphere presentation partly shared last Saturday morning, they laid out some pretty snazzy stats about today's bloggers and podcasters. Lost in the pie charts and histograms was that 98 percent of bloggers owns one of those fucking iPhones.

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  • 1 - Phillip Winn

    Sep 23, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    I'm just glad your contract is up by next year. And that I managed to pry my iPhone from your greasy fingers!

  • 2 - Mark Saleski

    Sep 23, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    hey, i don't have an iphone either. i'm in the bottom two percent! yay!!!

  • 3 - Laron

    Sep 23, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    the only iphone I have is on my blog design..
    :(

  • 4 - Ken Edwards

    Sep 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Wow that is a *nice* phone Suss :P

  • 5 - Heloise

    Sep 24, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Phonenvy. I have t mobile so I will get the new GOOGLe android that t mobile sells. It's better than iphone. I was going to buy an iphone and have it fixed so I could use it with t mobile. I am so glad I waited.

    H

  • 6 - tink

    Oct 14, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Count me in on that 2% as well.

    I'm with Verizon as well and it seems to me that my LG can do all that the iPhone can. The phone I currently have (the enV2) has an actual querty board instead of the touch sensitive screen...had one of those and hated it as the keyword is sensitive. If my hands were too hot or too cold, then I was (as me mum would say) "sh*t out of luck" in getting the sucker to do what I needed it to do on the first try.

    Damn the man, Matt. Why go for the trendy? We love you just the way you are!!!

  • 7 - Lisa Damian

    Oct 15, 2008 at 11:09 am

    I have a cell phone, an iPod, a Palm Pilot, and a digital camera. I can see the appeal of carrying one small device, but I'm in the 2% for now too, until my current contract expires anyway.

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