But most of all, I want to offer Dave Nalle, the "elitist pig," as a writing role model, particularly for people writing about politics. He draws conclusions and offers opinions, but you can discount all that if you want. However, he's our best reporter. He's Mr Research. He's not just prattling on, but hunting down and explaining the precise relevant facts and arguments clear and clean. This guy ought to be writing civics textbooks. Kids might actually LEARN something. I know I always do.
What do you think is the best part of Blogcritics?
The wide, intense, and unsparing critical feedback. This is a general interest site bringing in all kinds of readers and writers. We've got maybe a couple million visitors a month. No one can expect to come in here talking foolishness and think they won't be called out. You better come correct up in here, or you'll get your hat handed to you.
This has been an invaluable discipline to me personally. I know I can't get away with loose, ill-considered arguments on anything, and I know that I'm going to get my mistakes stuck up in my ass. Recently, for example, I misremembered from a year ago which Bluth uncle on Arrested Development was stomping through a model home set in a scathing article on the series. Quite rightly, fans of the show smacked me around with that as evidence that I didn't know what I was talking about. It was a minor error, but it's made me more careful about even minor factual issues.
This has motivated me to step up my game. The wheat of useful critical feedback sometimes comes with the chaff of foolish people with no content other than gratuitous hatefulness, but that's a more than worthwhile tradeoff. Also though, when fools just start cussing me, I understand that to be a bitter concession of defeat. I try to accept those victories graciously, though perhaps sometimes my darker angels prevail. I'm only human.
What song is stuck in your head right now?
Obviously, I've been obsessed most of this year with "The Big Game." Can't say enough for this great song, though obviously I might be considered a little prejudiced.
Most immediately, I've been paying some belated attention to Johnny Mercer, struck by one particular song I hadn't heard before. Hearing it, the old man identified it as being from L'il Abner, a 1959 movie of the Broadway musical. I'd never seen it or even seen it on a video shelf, but the day after that conversation it showed up in the bins at Wal-Mart for $5.50.
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— go to most recent comments1 - Phillip Winn
This is one of the funniest things you've ever written, Al:
2 - duane
That was funny about the dog. The low-keyed approach followed by the surprising punchline reminds me of a Steve Martin joke -- something like:
"I'm so depressed about my girlfriend. Umm ... she's not among the living anymore. I guess I kinda blame myself. Yeah, see we were at a party and we had an argument. She had been drinking a little and she demanded that I drive her home. I refused. She continued to insist. I didn't want to drive her home, so I shot her."
I don't usually comment on Al's posts, but I usually read them and the predictable arguing that ensues. I just wanted to say that, regardless of who I think is right or wrong about the various issues (and he is, of course, wrong about Skynyrd), I have always been impressed with Al's ability to respond to attacks, even personal attacks, with grace and often a sense of self-deprecating humor. That's refreshing.
3 - Dave Nalle
That is some funny shit. Nearly as funny as his praise of my sorry confused ass in the interview.
A pity Lisa chose to use my nice quote instead of my critique of Al's scary beard which I also offered as an option.
Dave
4 - gonzo marx
/Jamaican accent
BOO, big Al dissin' Hunter da writer...
HOORAAAAAY BEER!
/end accent
gratz Al
Excelsior?
5 - Silas Kain
Al is the antithesis of everything a gay man wants in another man. I love you, Al Barger.
6 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
Congrats, Al!
7 - Glen Boyd
I don't always agree with Mr. Barger, but he is hands down my favorite guy to read on BC because I always find myself laughing out loud at his rather unique take on things.
Whether he's duking it out with fans of the Dixie Chicks or egging on the likes of Rubberneck (the guy who's posted over 100 angry posts on my review of Neil Young's Living With War CD) or even going toe to toe with Mother Mary herself, Al's quick, acerbic wit meets them blow for blow everytime.
He is without a doubt a very intelligent, and very, very funny man.
And you BC editors may have just opened up a whole new can of worms by giving Uncle Al what ammounts to a mandate.
::::Shhhuuuder:::::
Congrats Al.
-Brother Boyd
8 - Martin Lav
Al,
I hate that you gave props to a sandwich over Neil Young, but you are a good writer and I congratulate you on your honor.
Martin
9 - Matthew T. Sussman
Omitted from the annals of this rather amusing Q&A is the fact that somewhere on CNN's server there exists a picture of the Senatorial hopeful, because they like to have photographs of candidates. Now if only someone could find it...
... Oh, here it is.
10 - gonzo marx
Suss, yer a naughty boy!!
heh..thanks fer the linky...good blackmail material
now, i wasn't that cereal with my previous comment, besides giving gratz ta big Al...
so, for the Record... ya gotta luv the guy, especially considering that he can write so proliferously while only having taste in his mouth...
i mean, c'mon... the guy likes Prince...
heh
but , i digress...
XOXOXOXOXO, big Al
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11 - Triniman
Al, congratulations on being honoured. It was nice to get to learn more about you.
12 - Clavos
See, Al, Libertarians DO get elected to some things!
Way to go-well deserved!
Clavos
13 - Sterfish
Congrats on the well-deserved honor.
14 - Dave Nalle
Al is the antithesis of everything a gay man wants in another man. I love you, Al Barger.
Silas, I've heard that some gay men go for the 'bear' look and Al certainly has it is spades.
Dave
15 - Scott Butki
Congrats, Al. I don't always agree with you but you do some interesting, engaging writing, especially on music.
16 - Al Barger
Thank you all for your kind words.
I especially want to return the love to Brother Silas. Thanks, buddy- right backatcha.
Duane, thanks particularly for recognizing my efforts at grace under fire when folks are hatin' on me. I try. It's a frequent struggle to figure an appropriate response without unnecessary harshness when folks are losing their little minds on me. It's like Harry Powell said at the burlesque show.
Phil, I'm most pleased to hear you liked my PETA story. That story is absolutely true, by the way. I was looking for just the place to make that connection on the page, and Lisa's question was a perfect innocuous setup.
Gonzo, obviously I'm not a big fan of HST. I'll admit though that it gave me a second's pause for the sake of not wanting to hurt your feelings by further bashing your hero. But I figured you'd get over it. Plus, yes Prince Rogers Nelson is about 100 times more significant than Rush. But I still love you.
Dave, my beard has powers. You should indeed be scared of it. Don't anger The Beard. You've been warned.
Finally, Suss and the "blackmail" picture. That image was a casual snapshot taken at the Mercer Museum near Philadelphia. The tri-corner hat came from some display of Revolutionary War stuff.
Personally, that's one of my favorite pictures of me. Yet I got a lot of grief from my own people over this. I had this up as a campaign picture in the first part of 2004 before I got some other pictures, including the one Lisa picked out for this story. A number of Indiana Libertarians were absolutely raising hell with me over how bad a picture this was for a campaign site. It was as if one little archaic hat put me in with the fool druid we had running for governor of CA campaigning in his cheesy robes. PS I still like the picture.
17 - gonzo marx
lol..oh Al..
why thanks fer spending a picosecond pondering my non-existant feelings...
and i'm glad ya got the Honor here...
oh yes, and HST ain't a "hero" to me, just someone whose writings i enjoyed, and to me, served in a Twain/Swift type position as a satirist whose lies and "fish stories" communicated more Truth than most "straight reporting"
as fer Rush/Prince argument... well you enjoy what ya like... we'll work on yer being tone deaf...
XOXOXOXO
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18 - Dave Nalle
Finally, Suss and the "blackmail" picture. That image was a casual snapshot taken at the Mercer Museum near Philadelphia. The tri-corner hat came from some display of Revolutionary War stuff.
I'll match your goofy costumed picture and raise you this picture.
Dave
19 - Al Barger
Dave, your costume in that picture probably wouldn't be taken for a "costume" in these parts- more like Sunday go-to-meeting clothes. In any case, it's far less Satanic than your standard bio picture at the bottom of all your BC articles.
20 - Matthew T. Sussman
Plus it's on your own website. Al's CNN hosting pretty much kills the competition. Lord knows, Dave, what pictures you haven't shown us.
21 - gonzo marx
/agree with both Al and Suss...
Dave, yer bio pic/Anton LeVay imitation is still the best...
on the other hand, yer "english swine" elitist pig graphic is still the finest representation of you on the inside...
but i bet you could clean up in the California satanic circles as the reincarnation of their dark "bible's" Author
mwahahahaHHAAHAHahahHAHHAhahaHHAHAhahaHAHAHahaaaa
did i say all that out loud?
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22 - Michael J. West
Congratulations, Al, and I should herein acknowledge my debt of gratitude:
Brother Barger (as he would say) is the one who recruited me for Blogcritics, emailing me after reading my blog and encouraging me to contact EO about joining up. Right after I did so, he emailed me a congratulations, saying, "I'm proud to have brought a REAL writer on board."
Hey, Al, that compliment--and your vast and high-quality contribution--makes me conscious of how much more I could and should be doing for Blogcritics. Which is the best thing I could say about any writer on here: you make me want to be a better one.
The ass-kissing now out of the way, I should add that there's nobody more fun to disagree with in terms of the thing we most have in common: our all-encompassing musical tastes. (If you can call what Al has "taste").
23 - Al Barger
Brother West, thanks for your fine tribute. I'll note that your work here has fully justified my initial high estimate.
As to musical taste, to each his own. You can have Mariah Carey and the Dixie Chicks and leave Elvis Costello to me. Whatever works for you.
24 - Michael J. West
Well, maybe not Mariah Carey (ugh)...how about if I take the Dixie Chicks, we can share Elvis Costello, and I'll leave Sinead O'Connor to you?
25 - zingzing
ahem. sinead o is vastly superior to the dixie chicks. and i second prince 100 times over rush. meha.