Taking two of the writers from the original mess that was House of the Dead, this sequel that no one in their right mind would ever ask for ends up being mildly entertaining. It has one thing going for it this time out: House of the Dead 2 knows it had no chance of succeeding, so the entire movie plays out as hilarious camp. It doesn’t always work, and it’s still an awful piece of schlock, but at least someone had the idea not to take this seriously.
As with the first film, there’s little here that has to do with the video game it’s based on. In fact, there’s not much going on here that relates to the original as far as the story is concerned either. Since the vast majority of people were smarter than to see that one, it’s all for the better. Instead of college kids racking up a kill count against a zombie armada, it’s a special forces team.
Set on a college campus to skimp on the budget, House of the Dead 2 confines itself to a few same-looking locales. There are a few solid scares here, though zombie fans will likely be well prepared. There’s nothing here that truly sticks out aside from a few moments of over-the-top comedy. You’ve likely seen this same movie before in a different form as nothing here breaks up the monotony of soldiers firing rounds into the heads of the undead.
Certain plot points are introduced and then dropped immediately. One of the soldiers is bitten by a mosquito and infected. It would have made an interesting device to carry the story on, yet we never hear of it again. The scene even plays out as if it’s going to change the entire film, including another piece of the grating soundtrack that sounds like death is about to be brought down on every character.
Unsurprisingly, there’s little actual character to go around. Most of the offensive force delivers typical military chat that offers nothing to the film. There’s almost no background info on anyone, and aside from attempting to pull some emotion from the actors when they shoot an infected mate (which is a bad idea in something played for straight camp), there’s no current information either.
While this is unquestionably a better movie than the first one, the actual need for a sequel coupled with the atrocity of the original doesn’t make this feature stand out. It’s a generic zombie flick slapped with the name of a video game. At the very least, Uwe Boll didn’t return to splice in footage from the video game every 15-seconds. House of the Dead 2 is enjoyable for strict for zombie fanatics.
Note: Sci-Fi Channel’s attempts to edit this from an R rating are funnier than the movie. The opening sequence featuring numerous naked bodies is priceless as the camera cuts away, the sound skips, and the dialogue is cut in half. It’s likely the only way they would have pulled it off, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a laugh at the censors expense.Powered by Sidelines