Friday , March 29 2024
This calls for a tubal reversal.

Satire: The News in Pictures XXXV

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

Look for a new installment of The News In Pictures every Monday.


This calls for a tubal reversal.
(Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)


Seal with a kiss
(Heribert Proepper/AP)


“No darling, you’re only a lush if you don’t have a great hat to go with it!”
(Alastair Grant/AP)


We dread his donation to Locks of Love.
(Anupam Nath/AP)


“Those of you who don’t know, Tom Cruise is an inch shorter than I am.”
(Richard Drew/AP Photo)


“We're men! We're tough! We're … arrgghh! Giant bug on the back of your head!”
(Chamila Karunarathne/AP Photo)


"These colors don’t run, either."
(Jaime Green/The Wichita Eagle)


“I mean it. Don’t utter a single word that isn’t on those index cards I gave you.”
(Susan Walsh/AP Photo)


Multi-tasking
(Mark J. Terrill/AP)


Someone needs a new dog walker.
(Heribert Proepper/AP)


“I can tell you with all confidence that I have no
idea what the information on this screen means.”
(UPI/Roger L. Wollenberg)


It’s a shame all those expensive telephoto lenses are only good up to three feet.
(UPI/Roger L. Wollenberg)


“I’ve been framed.”
(EPA)


Most Pathetic Photo of the Year Award


(Actual Subhead: A fan cries as U.S. actors Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart arrive for the red carpet to promote the movie The Twilight Saga: Eclipse in downtown Rome. (Reuters)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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