Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Look for a new installment of The News In Pictures every Monday.
"Sure, an elephant never forgets, but couldn’t we just buy a new GPS?" (AP Photo/US Soccer Federation/Michael Kammarman)
“Thanks for the ride, dude. Carrying my wife around has become difficult since she discovered Snausages®.” (Joel Rosenbaum/The Reporter)
A leopard can’t change its spots, British Petroleum. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)
“Oh my. Is that … lettuce?” (Rich Sugg/Kansas City Star)
The “How to Hold it and Keep Playing” training day gets underway. (Elise Amendola/AP Photo)
A woman demonstrates the world’s latest contender for “Most Annoying Product Ever Made”: The Vuvuzela (AP Photo/Ricardo Mazalan)
“That wind was stronger than I thought. This is so not the Helmand province.” (AP Photo/Seth Wenig)
“I wonder where I can fence this.” (AP Photo/Guillermo Arias)
And that’s an egghead. (Paul Hanna/Reuters)
“Cool! I can see Berlin!” ( Sebastian Willnow/AP)
“Where’s my chair?!” (UPI/David Silpa)
“Seriously Jed, I think you took a wrong turn.” (Reuters)
“I told you not to stop for hitchhikers but would you listen to me? Noooo!” (Radu Sigheti/Reuters)
The mosquitoes are big this year. (Romina Amato/Reuters)
“Is that what I think it is?” Yes, Mr. Trump, that’s your toupee.” (David Moir/Reuters)
Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.