Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Look for a new installment of The News In Pictures every Monday and Thursday.
“Oh yes, very sophisticated, very high tech. Now what does this doohickey here do?” (UPI/Alex Volgin)
“Leave me be, I’m protecting and serving. Protecting and serving!” (AP)
Cast Away (AP Photo/Nasser Shiyoukhi)
“Time to go already? But I haven’t had my lap dance yet, er, I mean ‘tea’.” (AP Photo/ RIA Novosti/Vladimir Rodionov/Presidential Press Service)
“Yes, you can eat it. It came from the ground, not … what the heck is ‘Farmville’?” (Sam Wolfe)
“All right you guys, who took my pie?” (AP Photo)
“Daddy, something with a tag is tangled up in my kite. What is ‘endangered’?” (AP Photo/The Newport Daily News/Jacqueline Marque)
“Snow body knows the trouble I feel.” (AP Photo/Billings Gazette/Casey Riffe)
“How weird that the stock market would plunge on an episode of Glee while we’re at work. Wait a minute. Dude, we are in so much trouble.” (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
“So this is where you guys have been stashing the Oreos!” (Denis Balibouse/Reuters)
It’s always a privilege to be present for the birth of a new neurosis. (AP Photo/Oshkosh Northwestern/Jeannette Mertnen)
No really, it’s fine. I don’t need anyone to keep me from falling in, you slackers! (Jimmy May/AP)
“I don’t know how many light bulbs it takes to … Gawd, I hate that joke!” (Bryan Patrick)
“This ‘Arrivals and Departures’ schedule is really confusing." (AP)
Study: Reading in the Middle of the Street is Dangerous “Hmm, I should remember that for future reference.” (Reuters)
“You darn pigeons! I just cleaned that wall!” (Alkis Konstantinidis / AP Photo)
“Can they hear you now?” (Daniel Mihailescu/AFP/Getty Images)
Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.