Thursday , March 28 2024
When life hands you lemons, you’re weird.

Satire: The News in Pictures XXV

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

Look for a new installment of The News In Pictures every Monday and Thursday.


“Is it just me or is this job fair set up to look like
the places where we will eventually work?”
(Gabrielle Fernandez)


Immigration reform without the signs, screaming and sarcasm.
(John Fletcher)


"All right, here we go! Ready, set, litter!"
(John Fletcher)


“The giraffes are that way. Got any peanuts?”
(Torsten Silz/AFP/Getty Images)


In other news, study researcher Sinikka Elliott, an assistant professor of sociology at North Carolina State University, found parents consistently characterize their children as young, immature and naïve, and blame the child’s peers for giving them sexualized ideas. (Benny Sieu)


“You don’t sssssssay!”
(AFP Photo/DDP/Philipp Guelland)


“Great-great-great Grandma, is that you?”
(AP Photo/Havre Daily News/Nikki Carlson)


The stands of a soccer game without the hooligans.
(AP Photo/Andres Leighton)


“You think ‘pothead’ jokes are funny? You think years of doing this didn’t give
us the upper body strength of grown men? Aarya, let’s get him!”
(Mohsin Raza/Reuters)


“Calm down, guys. The ice cream truck will be here any minute
and I’m told he has plenty of bomb pops to go around.”
(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)


“Dad, is that grandpa in a dress?! Never mind. It’s just grandma.”
(Eric Hasert)


Forget the bird, lady! Take a look at the giant dandelion puff coming at you!
(Alexander F. Yuan/AP)


“Mmm. This smells so good. I just love my wife’s new fabric softener.”
(Sergey Ponomarev/AP)


When life hands you lemons, you’re weird.
(Nick de la Torre/Chronicle)


“Egads, Marge! I can see our my reflection in that mirror
over there. Do you know how ridiculous we look?”
(Shizuo Kambayashi/Associated Press)


Cynthia! Wait for me, my darling!
(Diane Cebula/Daily Press)


“Yes, it's nice, but it's a bit elementary. Do you have anything in astrophysics?”
(Kristyna Wentz-Graff)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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