Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Okay dear, now just a little to the left. Left, I said!
Darn it, woman. Your left or mine? (Cape Cod Times/Merrily Lunsford)
Did somebody lose a wallet? (AP Photo/Houston Chronicle/Nick de la Torre)
Take that, you stupid roach. (Jeanna Duerscherl/The Roanoke Times)
It’s floating away because you made a house that’s light. I said,
“Make a lighthouse.” You’re fired. (John Sladewski)
I have a whale of a bone to pick with you. (Andy Clark/Reuters)
So far, so good. Neither of them have noticed
my dry cleaner shrunk yet another one of my blue suits. (Petr Josek/Reuters)
“Let’s go fishing at high tide,” you said. “It’ll be great!” Yea, this is just super. Okay I get it. I’m sorry, but you’re not the one pushing
the guy who just had to have two Grand Slams for breakfast.
Hey, I had a coupon! (Emilio Morenatti/AP)
Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.