Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Oh goodness. Um, hello. Well, this is awkward.
(Sergei Supinsky/AFP/Getty Images)
Who you gonna call? Fish Busters!
(J.D. Pooley/Sentinel-Tribune via AP)
Hey, I don’t want to see any more cars in my nesting area from heron out.
(Debra Brash/Times Colonist)
Oh Daddy, you smell like dirt and sand and exhaustion. I love it!
(Pat Shanahan/The Arizona Republic)
Hold ‘er steady, that’s it. Now let’s see who can’t hit the broad side of a barn!
(AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)
And next I will eat a blue crayon!
(Kathryn Scott Osler/The Denver Post)
They call this lunch? That styrofoam plate has more
nutritional value than whatever is in this “juice.”
(Judy DeHaas/The Denver Post)
Ugh. This is stuff is horrible.
At least it’s not as bad as the crap they gave that kid in the picture above us.
(Craig F. Walker/The Denver Post)
Oh, say can you seal…?
No yellow flowers I said! You’re messing up my color scheme.
Oh, for cryin’ out loud, just get out of here!
(AP Photo/Peter Dejong)
I give you a yah! And a hi-yah! And then I kick you, sir!
(AP Photo/Karim Kadim)
This is a bad place to start losing air.
(AP Photo/Francis Latreille, Septieme Continent)
Beg all you want, dude. I’m not going to let you play with my riot gear.
(AP Photo/Vincent Vu)
Clearly we are overdressed for whereever it is they’re sending us.
Careful. This could get real precarious real fast.
Hi Ho Plastic, Away!
(AP Photo/Alberto Saiz)
Nope, he’s not looking. Just reach over and take his beer.
Lookit, I took the ear off their dinosaur. It looks like a Cheeto. Here, eat it!
That lady is back with a camera. Quick everyone, look away!