Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
No, no. It’s not a pit group, and the silver doohickeys aren’t buttons to control your TV. You fill this with water. Again, no – not in your living room. (UPI/Bill Greenblatt)
Ha ha, he’s kidding. Please, I beg you, don’t pull his finger. (UPI/Olivier Douliery/Pool)
Mobile art is getting really specialized. (Ahn Young-joon / AP Photo)
Never mind. We know why the long face.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy opens his speech with a lively round of peek-a-boo. (Claude Paris / AP Photo)
The oddest couple of all. Prince Philip, not pictured, did not appear especially crushed. (Lewis Whyld, Pool / AP Photo)
Rhianna’s new boyfriend could beat up Chris Brown, easy. (Michael Gottschalk-AFP/Getty Images)
Russian Jewelry: It’s not the best. (Misha Japaridze-AP)
Well, bowl me over. That is one talented spider! (Pichi Chuang-Reuters)
Dam! (Cheryl Ravelo-Reuters)
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton walked past Chilean President Michelle Bachelet to hug one of Bachelet’s aides. Awkward! (Pablo Martinez Monsivais-AFP/Getty Images)
Another Saturday night and I ain’t got no body. (AP)
You’ve never seen 400 people scatter so quickly. (Peter Byrne / Getty Images)
Okay, maybe not the Mona Lisa, but I could’ve painted that. (Vincent West / Reuters)
But I can feel it. Are you sure I don’t have anything in my teeth? (Ilnar Salakhiev / AP)
This is the biggest pet I’ve ever had. Whoa, boy! (Fernando Vergara, AP)
Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.