Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
No, no. It’s not a pit group, and the silver doohickeys aren’t buttons to control your TV. You fill this with water. Again, no – not in your living room.
(UPI/Bill Greenblatt)
Ha ha, he’s kidding. Please, I beg you, don’t pull his finger.
(UPI/Olivier Douliery/Pool)
Mobile art is getting really specialized.
(Ahn Young-joon / AP Photo)
Never mind. We know why the long face.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy opens his speech with a lively round of peek-a-boo.
(Claude Paris / AP Photo)
The oddest couple of all. Prince Philip, not pictured, did not appear especially crushed.
(Lewis Whyld, Pool / AP Photo)
Rhianna’s new boyfriend could beat up Chris Brown, easy.
(Michael Gottschalk-AFP/Getty Images)
Russian Jewelry: It’s not the best.
(Misha Japaridze-AP)
Well, bowl me over. That is one talented spider!
(Pichi Chuang-Reuters)
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton walked past Chilean President Michelle Bachelet to hug one of Bachelet’s aides. Awkward!
(Pablo Martinez Monsivais-AFP/Getty Images)
Another Saturday night and I ain’t got no body.
(AP)
You’ve never seen 400 people scatter so quickly.
(Peter Byrne / Getty Images)
Okay, maybe not the Mona Lisa, but I could’ve painted that.
(Vincent West / Reuters)
But I can feel it. Are you sure I don’t have anything in my teeth?
(Ilnar Salakhiev / AP)
This is the biggest pet I’ve ever had. Whoa, boy!
(Fernando Vergara, AP)