Most of us learned a long time ago that one's support of someone else's crime makes one an accessory to that crime. Well, now the the TSIC, Treasonous Saboteur in Chief, is in Copenhagen on his campaign to destroy the American Dream, and since we know (thanks to one of the BC Politics editors) that he is indeed a treasonous saboteur, that means that all of us who supported (and continue to support) him are guilty of aiding and abetting treason and sabotage most foul.
Now we can add two of the most prestigious universities on the planet, Harvard and Princeton, to our treasonous ranks. Why? Because they had the bad manners to publish a study supporting the idea of Global Warming (GW) which every right-thinking American knows is a vast left-wing conspiracy, the centerpiece of our grand campaign to turn America into a socialist/fascist/communist/Maoist labor camp. And we're closer to our goal than one might think, because we even stole the sign from the entrance to the Auschwitz Concentration Camp memorial, the one that says "Arbeit Macht Frei", which is German for "Work Makes You Free". Yep! We're a-gonna hang that sign up above the portico of the Lincoln Memorial, yes, that's just what we're a-gonna do!
But I digress. Let's look at the treasonous disinformation campaign being waged by Harvard and Princeton. They claim that their researchers compiled an extensive database of geological sea level indicators for a period known as the last interglacial stage about 125,000 years ago. Polar temperatures during this stage, they said, were likely 5 to 9 degrees Fahrenheit warmer than today, as is expected to occur in the future if temperatures reach about about 4 to 6 degrees Fahrenheit above pre-industrial levels. They go on to claim that this will cause the sea level to rise between 20 to 30 feet, and cause the permanent inundation of much of the East Coast (no big loss), NOLA, much of southern Florida, Bangladesh, the Netherlands, and of course this would include a whole slew of island nations that don't matter much anyhow.
Yes, Harvard and Princeton have joined the blasphemous ranks of Oxford, Beijing University, and the University of Cambridge. Frankly, I think the governments of the world should treat these universities the way the Bush administration treated federal climate scientists: by censoring their research, warning them against using phrases like global warming or climate change in their articles, or by simply editing their articles to completely change their meanings!
I gotta tell you, the Bush administration really knew what they were doing when they were shutting these traitorous saboteurs up! In a survey of 1600 government scientists, 43% of respondents said their published work had been revised in ways that altered the meaning of scientific findings. Some 38% said they had direct knowledge of cases where scientific information on climate was stripped from websites and printed reports.
If all right-thinking conservative Americans had their way, the climate scientists and geoscientists who promulgated this climate change claptrap would be hung by the neck until dead, which, of course, is the proper punishment for any traitor. Besides, who needs them anyway? We've got Michelle Bachmann, who in just one article disproved Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, exposed the socialist agenda of CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, which built the Large Hadron Collider, and also showed that we are 'just one quantum away from tyranny' under Obama! That's one smart lady, yes she is!
We can't let down our guard, those liberals are insinuating themselves even into the cherished conservative homeland of Texas! They've even gotten scientists at Texas Tech and the University of Texas to agree with them, even though all conservatives know that only real men and real women go to universities in Texas! Who knew that there would come a day that traitorous saboteurs would even walk freely down the street in Texas!
But we have no need to fear, the teabaggers are here! Yes, the teabaggers are standing up against Al Gore and his false gospel of climate change, because they know that slightly increased taxes are a far, far greater threat to humanity than global warming ever could be! Yes, our teabaggers are real American heroes, exposing the climate change fraud, Obama's real citizenship, and the newest fraudulent poll showing that most Americans don't want the Senate health reform package unless it has a public option. The poll must be false because it's paid for, at least in part, by those communist/fascist/socialist traitorous saboteurs at the Daily Kos.
Stay vigilant, my friends, and stay true to conservative values, because if Joe McCarthy were alive today to see how Obama's leading America to utter doom, I know he'd be standing in front of the Senate loudly proclaiming, "I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five [people] who are known to the Republican Party and its wholly-owned subsidiary, Fox News, to be members of the Communist/Fascist/Socialist Party, sometimes called the Democrat Party, and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the United States of America!"