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↑ They may not make the playoffs, but you gotta hand it to the San Diego Padres. They successfully distracted Mets right fielder Jeff Francoeur during this David Eckstein double, by using targeted advertising based on each fielder's biggest phobias. For example, out in centerfield, to distract Angel Pagan, there is a billboard for oxymoron removal cream, and in left field for Fernando Tatis was an advertisement for the Mets' Triple-A team. (Reuters)
↑ Shaquille O'Neal has a great idea for a new suit to wear during a postgame conference next season. (Reuters)
↑ The World Dwarf Games were held in Belfast this year, and Serbian representative Milan Grahovae went for the gold medal, but ended up a little short. (Reuters)
↑ David Ortiz points out to a security guard the exact location of the guy who leaked his 2003 positive drug test to the media. (Associated Press)
↑ Tiger Woods celebrates his victory at the last ever Buick Open in Grand Blanc with the commemorative trophy of a person leaving Michigan. (AP)
↑ With the mere donning of Bobby Bowden's hat, Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner inherits Florida State's wins vacated as a result of NCAA penalties. The hat also enables him to get the Early Bird Special at most restaurants. (AP)
↑ Dale Earnhardt, Jr. signed a deal with a new sponsor that better reflected his success during the 2009 season. (AP) Powered by Sidelines