Now we’ve GOT the bastard. Look, everyone knows that Bush is evil beyond measure. He’s been caught dead to rights tapping the phones of terrorists without proper authorization. He’s refused to support the Kyoto treaty. He’s a REPUBLICAN, for crying out loud.
But now he’s going DOWN. We’ve got him dead to rights on this Katrina business. There’s documented video of FEMA director Michael Brown briefing Bush that there was a hurricane on Monday, August 29 as the hurricane was landing.
Now, some right wing extremists might take this part of the CNN story as exculpatory:
“I talked to the president twice today, once in Crawford and then again on Air Force One,” Brown tells those at the briefing. “He remains very, very interested in this situation.
“He’s obviously watching the television a lot, and he had some questions about the Dome [Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans]. He’s asking questions about reports of breaches. He’s asking about hospitals. He’s very engaged, and he’s asking a lot of really good questions I would expect him to ask,” Brown adds.
But the American people are not interested in excuses. President Bush KNEW there was a hurricane, and he didn’t do anything to stop it because he hates black people and wanted to kill them off to help the evil Republicans. This is unacceptable.
If we’d had a REAL president in there who cares about the poor black folks like John Kerry does, things would have been different. He would have DONE SOMETHING. For starters, he’d have had Al Gore in there helping, since he knows something about the environment and stuff. He’s friends with Mother Nature and all.
Then President Kerry would no doubt have sought out the advice of our allies, and formed an anti-hurricane coalition with the French. Of course, he would have negotiated a firm “No Hurricane” resolution from the United Nations.
But then you’d see what a REAL president looks like. President Kerry would have flown to the Gulf, and made that storm his bitch like he was Tim Meadows.
Yes, I can see it now. President Kerry would have stood up to that hurricane. He’d have been there with a big old Charlton Heston staff in hand. Only it wouldn’t be an ordinary wooden staff. No, President Kerry would have his three Purple Hearts nailed right to it, commanding the water to recede like it was the Red Sea. Then the people could have walked across New Orleans on dry land to safety. Yes sir, that’s what a real president would have done.
Instead, we get a punk for a president who won’t take responsibility. You think an act of God isn’t your fault? The American people KNOW better.
I expect the Congress to start impeachment proceedings right away. Bush is going DOWN!Powered by Sidelines