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Russian Museum To Display Rasputin’s Male Defining Organ

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The first Russian Museum of Erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, according to Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

And in that museum — which is sure to become a tourist attraction — they are going to display the member of Grigory Rasputin, aka “Mad Monk,” advisor to the Russian royal family who was later considered by some to be too close and assasinated in 1916.

But a touching (not literally) memento of his remains in a jar (the story shows it). And the head of the museum is ecstatic:

“Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept,” he said. “Napoleon’s (male defining organ) is but a small ‘pod’ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” (What would you call that kind of envy?)

The Moderate Voice’s sources tell us that some bigwigs only wanted to display the priceless jar for a few months but the museum director wants to stick it out for one more year.

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  • how big is the jar?

    lid or no lid?

    jack e. jett

  • ugh! Thats disgusting! What kind of screwed-up viagra was that madman monk taking to leave himself in such a state! It’s like a giant maggot with some weird super-intellectual brain on top, like something out of It Came From The Space or Invasion Of Demented Russian’s Willy. Ewwwwww. I feel SO much better about mine now. Look, honey, THIS is what a bad one looks like.

  • JR

    Wait, I thought his “male defining organ” was his long beard. Unless he was walking around naked all the time, that was probably the best clue as to his gender.

  • boomcrashbaby

    In the first sentence you tell everyone it’s a family site so you don’t want to say ‘penis’. Then you tell everyone ‘here’s a link to the picture’? So it’s okay to see it floating in a jar, just don’t say it’s name?

    P E N I S. You can say it. It won’t bite. (although it looked like that one might).

  • sheri

    Does this thing have ancestors to come and visit it?….”See Vladimir, it is your Great Great Uncle Grigory”…(with the proper rolling of the r’s)

  • No wonder he was so good with the ladies…