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Review: R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet

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One thing is clear: when he’s not busy defending himself against statutory rape charges, R&B star R. Kelly has ample time to immerse himself in watching daytime soap operas. How else to explain Trapped in the Closet, the five-part song cycle that closes out his latest album, TP.3 Reloaded? A bonus DVD with the Trapped in the Closet longform video accompanies the CD.

Simply put, Trapped in the Closet is the worst thing I’ve ever heard or seen. Unlike other attempts at rock “opera” (think Tommy, The Wall or even Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”), all five chapters have exactly the same melody. The only variations are ones of intensity based on how confused or homicidal R. Kelly happens to be feeling at the moment.

In Chapters 1-5 a bed-hopping melodrama worthy of a Restoration comedy plays out, with R. Kelly singing all the lines. It’s obvious that this is supposed to be very serious, but it’s impossible not to laugh at Kelly’s corny lyrics or the overacting of the video’s cast.

In Chapter 1, he’s hustled into the bedroom closet of a woman he just spent the night with with because her husband has come home unexpectedly. I crack up every time Kelly tries to bring the following lines to a lilting conclusion: “Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone/I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate.” Chapter 2 features Kelly giving the soulful treatment to these poetic lyrics: “He says, ‘Yes,’ I say, ‘No,’ he says, ‘Yes,’ I say, ‘No.'” (Do yourself a favor, read the complete lyrics.)

Of course, like a daytime soap, Trapped in the Closet often falls into the “so-bad-it’s-good” category. I heartily recommend that you watch the video (which has been airing in its entirety on MTV 2) because it’s not all that often that you get a chance to revel in something so sublimely awful as this.

Chapters 6-10 are allegedly forthcoming. God help us all.

P.S. For a very different take on the new R. Kelly album, please be sure and read Sterfish’s review.

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  • http://sterfish.blogspot.com Sterfish

    Thanks for linking to my review. According to MTV.com, not only are Chapters 6-10 finished, he is filming the video(s) for them as we speak. This makes me wonder, though…just how will these chapters be released? Is R. Kelly planning another album before year’s end?

  • Henry Pollard

    I think that all of the trapped in the closet songs was of the hook.

  • tina

    his music is awsome seems to me
    you criticising his personal life rather than his music
    leave the man alone
    whatever happend to
    innocent until proven guilty?

  • tina

    me again
    sorry i meant critiquing his personal life rather than his music

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    On the contrary. I take a tiny little swipe at his personal life and then spend the rest of the time criticizing the music.

    Why don’t we agree to disagree on this? I did link to a positive Blogcritis review of the same material at the bottom of my post.

  • Simone

    Haters gonna hate. Whatever, when they talkin about you, they’re thinkin about you and obviously Kellz is on a lot of people’s minds right now. Gotta give Kells his props tho, good or bad, this dude know how to get people talkin. Keep up the good work Kellz!

  • http://bonamassablog.us Joanie

    I couldn’t even get to the “so-bad-it’s-good” stage.

  • http://www.thebeautifullull.com Tom Johnson

    “Kellz”?

    This had better be on Robert Burke’s Worst Lyrics Of All Time list, because “Trapped” is pure tripe.

  • Junie

    Who is the chick who plays his wife in part 5? Wasn’t she also in the Step video?

  • KS

    Worst. Video. Ever.

    Yet…like a car crash…I cannot look away.

  • http://www.pinkybear.blogspot.com Jimmi

    Sure, it is corny and melodramatic; but I am addicted to it! It is too funny and contrived, better than any soap opera. It is always an easy thing to look at this with an arch eye; as far as R&B songs go, this is a real classic style of story/song. I have seen kids even perfrom the whole piece!

  • http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100 s-flo

    For R-Kelly fans/haters…check out this brilliant piece of work…a ‘Cliff notes’ take on ‘Trapped in the Closet’

    here

  • Kj

    To Pete Blackwell, your a dipstick, you don’t like R. Kelly because of what you THINK he did so you hate on his work. Trapped In The Closet is a stroke of genius. Of course all five chapters have the same melody, their the same song, it would sound real stupid fot R. Kelly to put a different melody on each chapter. The way he leaves you hanging at the end of one chapter and then picks up where he left off is amazing. It forces you to want to listen to the whole story at once, which gives R. Kelly more money and more attention. The story he tells is so realistic that anybody can realate to it. A person would have to be dead or just dead against R. Kelly to not like Trapped In The Closet. I wonder Pete, are you in some way related to the girl in the R. Kelly sex tape? Or did R. Kelly fire you, or maybe he rejected you when you wanted to make some music with him. Whatever it is, I think you have something against R. Kelly. Let it go and enjoy Chapters 6-10 when he releases those.

  • Nathaniel Winn

    I thought the thing was a gas. However:
    I guess I’m a dipstick, because each chapter did not “leave me hanging”. I found each development quite predictable, until the cop in chapter 4 or 5. Furthermore, I could not relate to the supposed “realism” of the story, but rather found the story intentionally exagerrated to make a point–much like a lot of my favorite music.
    (Johnny Cash never actually shot his wife, but I might know why he’d want to sometimes.)

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Kj,

    I have a distaste for both R. Kelly and his music. Not one because of the other, however. That doesn’t invalidate my opinion.

  • nick

    aaaaaaa mothafuka r kellyz trapped in the closet is off the hizzleee
    fuk all ya haterzz and whoeva wrote this review can suk ma ballzzz biatchhhh

  • George

    Hey all i have to say is he’s making more money on Trapped in the closet, then your probably make in your life.. And yes it is different from the rest of the music industry.. Or is it, this is something new from the rest of the boring music industry..

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Yes, life ain’t nothin but (underage) bitches and money, n’est pas?

    If that’s how you measure success…

  • Richie Nyce

    This song and video combination was perhaps a sign the apocolyps is coming. R. Kelly has obviously sold his soul and did not get very much for it this video was the only return on his investment. I can’t imagine where to begin crucifying this load of crap. The lyrics are chesey and over dramatic, not to mention most babble pointlessly. The video was horibbly acted and if R.Kelly considers this art, he should have his arms and legs ripped off and be left in a hill of starving fire ants.

  • ScottieBoi3000

    R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” is a funny soap opera, simplistc as it is. I find it entertaining for different reasons than a lot of the Kelly fans do. I find it both corny and amusing. I think too many people take this too seriously.

  • T

    Pete Blackwell, you should look at R Kelly´s work fom another point of view.

    Trapped in the closet has not been crated to win an academy award or to receive the best critics, it´s just some ´good music to chill and appreciate R´s ability to convert some very simple story on something that makes you listen till the end.

    Didn`t you notice how thanks to his voice, sentences like : “Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone/I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate” take another dimension.

    The quality of his work consists on the simplicity of the story, because he was able to convert it in something interesting thanks to his voice.

    Peace

  • Pete

    you’re stupid. this shit isn’t serious, but it is funny as hell. i especially like the part where he says ‘oh my god a rubber’ and rubber echoes…

    how can that not be a joke? the shit is funny as hell.

    also, stop taking stabs at the dude for statutory rape. people fuck up, leave a nigga alone.

  • Richie Nyce

    My comments have nothing to do with his track record for pissing on little girls.

    I highly doubt an R&B artist is going to put up the cash to create a joke song and video series. So, R.Kelly wrote, recorded, and I beleive directed horrible travesty… and actually thought it was good. The worst part is that so many people actually think its good.

  • Mark Surfino

    Apparently RK can sell records merely by doing something different from the norm for his genre… Oh, oh, oh, did you hear about the new thing RK did??? TITC is not creative, not interesting, not pleasing to listen to and not funny. It sounds like he made the lyrics up on the fly while repeating the same simple melody… TITC is a complete waste of time for RK and all of his fans… He’s got some talent. Let’s make him use it effectively.

  • Kristina

    Omg! i live 1-5! its awesome!! i think he did a great job at making these videos!!

  • http://www.ryanclarkholiday.com ryanclarkholiday

    has a worse song ever been written?

    “oh girl i believe that in the next 5-10 seconds i may or may not climax. oh no my cellphone is ringing, no i will take it out my pocket and hit the necessary key combination to turn the ring off”

    good lord.

  • Lady K

    I don’t even know where to begin. First off, I loved the video purely for the “it’s so bad it’s good element”. I’ve watched it twice now and both times I laughed so hard I cried. The fact that this actually taken seriously baffles me. The music and lyrics are ridiculous. I can’t even be called an “operetta” if the music doesn’t ever change. I just hope it’s slightly different in 6-10, I can’t get that damn melody out of my head. It’s slowly driving me insane……

  • nat

    agree with your review completely, and thought you might find these “cliffnotes” amusing

  • coryb

    I am in utter disbelief that so many people can actually call this music. WHAT AM I MISSING?!?!
    I wonder what the average IQ would be of the people who lack enough cognitive function to take this shit seriously. I’ll be called a “hater” for this, oh no, I won’t deny it!
    I don’t see anything wrong with hating something so obviously atrocious. Don’t act like I’m some kind of nazi for having taste.

  • shae

    Send me the r-kelly sex tape…i haven’t seen it yet.

  • charole

    someone’s been drinking hater-aide
    although i had my issues with r kelly
    he is pure talent and no ram-shad bull-shiter can take that away i’m hooked
    check your-self

  • amine22

    hello r kelly fans,
    fuck all ya r kelly haters,i love the trapped in the closet that just came out,it could happen to anybody,and it’s so meaningful,and i believe that whoever criticizes your shit,he just can’t do what u can do,so,stay the fuck out of r kelly business and let him do his thing,u hear me petey??? u been a bit rough on r kelly,he rocks,and as for me ,he’s among the best r&b singers ever,so leave him alone PETE jackass,i am not a prejusdist or anything,but i bet u got a white skin dude,go back to school and learn how to post a comment,and blind ur mind off the prejudices and fantasies of this bitch life,
    holla r kelly fans,i love you all
    r kell haters ,u can kiss my balls

  • brittney

    R kelly music video trapped in the closet was off the chang and that suff had me dying well there arew alot of people in that situation right now well that is how life is and how it shouldn’t be but there are skandless people out there. i can’t wait for the next five. just because he did something wrong dose not mean he is a bad personhe a very talented man a yall punk ass bitches need to stop haten on his hustle and get one on your own

  • Monet

    Well listen Pete R.Kelly can do anything and has everybody screaming for his cd. I went to the store the other day and they said they were OUT! I called some of targets other stores nope didnt have it. On the bad side my mom a BIG BIG R.Kelly fan doesnt like the set of Trapped In The Closet, but I let her listen to the rest of his CD on his website and she said they were outstanding. His music is outstanding he is outstanding. You critizing like that really bring things down. Your just one person but watching and listening to R.Kelly’s music is delightful and it brings Haaapy People Yeah Yeah Yeah!

  • Danielle

    I think that the R.Kelly Trapped in the closet video 1-5 was off the hook man. I will be looking out for 6-10 coming soon R.Kelly. U ma bwoi for life. Dont mind the haters. If you see any1 hating on you tell them don’t hate the player tell dem hate the game.

  • JAKE

    LOOK HERE Y’ALL! ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THE MAN IS DOING HIS THING.LET EM BREATH UNTIL THE VERDIT IS READ THEN YA’LL CAN TALK BAD BOUT HIM HOW EVER YA WANT.”ON THE REAL HE GAVE US 3 PARTS OF DOWNLOW NOW 10 PARTS OF TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET? DAMN! I THOUGHT ALL FIVE WERE GOOD,NOW LETS SEE HOW 6-10 GONNA GO.I JUST HOPE IT WON’T BE NO 11-20!

  • JAKE

    OH YEAH FO ALL U HATERS HERES A TIP! DON’T HATE,CONGRAULATE!

  • Kj

    Oh whatever, dont even try to act like you can seperate the two Pete, you dont like R. Kelly for whatever your reason is so automatically whatever he does sound like garbage to you. i have never seen anybody be able to put aside theirproblems with something and look or listen to it objectivly. People feed into the bullshit too much and cant see the diamond for what its worth

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Not true, KJ. Arthur Koestler was a rapist, but Darkness at Noon is still a great novel. It’s quite possible to hate the man but love the art.

    Just not in R. Kelly’s case.

    Did you check out Part 6 on the MTV VMAs? Oh my God! Great comedy bit, only I don’t think it’s supposed to be. If this is any indication, parts 6-10 will be even worse than 1-5.

    Seeing R. Kelly sing and watching that hurricane poised to destroy New Orleans is all enough to make me start looking around for the four horsemen.

  • fucky

    I’m so glad I read this blog. Some of these comments are some of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. Especially the guy telling Pete to “go back to school and learn to post a comment”, while managing to make up a word (prejusdist), and failing to use correct punctuation.

    about R. Kelly and this “Trapped in the Closet” thing, I found this review while trying to find out what exactly I just watched on the VMA’s tonight. It was quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I liked the guy a lot more when he was pissing on chicks.

  • jake

    YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY I MEAN ALL OF U INCLUDING MYSELF. ITS LIKE MOST OF YOU FIGHT WITH ONE PERSON TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO LIKE THIS MANS MUSIC THEN THE OTHER HALF IS CALLING HIM A RAPIST THEN THE OTHER HALF IS LIKE NO HE’S NOT.THIS IS SOME FUNNY SH..! IMMA PUT YA’LL LIKE THIS THERES NO REAL EVIDENCE OUT THERE TO SAY HE’S A RAPIST OR NOT. ALL THEY HAVE IS TAPES & A FEW GIRLS SAYING HE RAPED THEM & THEY DID’ENT KNOW HE WAS TAPING. I MEAN I’M A GUY WHO DON’T JUDGE OR TALK BAD BOUT ANYONE UNTIL I GET THE FACTS KNOWN FIRST. THINK ABOUT THIS YA’LL SHOULD HE HAVE BEEN JAIL FOR BEING MARRIED TO AALIYAH WHEN SHE WAS 14 WHO IN THE HELL EVEN ALLOWED THAT SH.. THATS WHAT I WANNA KNOW!

  • jake

    YEAH, SHE WAS IN THE STEP VIDEO & NOW IN TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET (pt.5)I’M STARTING TO THINK THATS HIS REAL WIFE. IF SO NOT BAD ROB, NOT BAD!

  • Jake

    You know what how about you shut up i mean seriously its a good song sure the video movie was kinda bad but its an awsome song. Your a hater thats all your ever gonna be how about u write some songs huh lets see you get an album and makes something that speaks to people that actually shows things other then ur gang, having sex with diffrent girls, and being all famouse and all that shit. i mean seriously Kelly wrote something that most people expirience which is a broken heart you can actually feel the shock like if that happened to you…well not to you cause ur too busy hating

  • Senan Murray

    Dear Mr Blackwell,
    A creative outpouring of thoughts, feelings, anxieties, happiness etc would always appeal to the man with an eye (and ear) for art. After reading your review, I began to question my own reasons for appreciating art. Obviously, you seem to have boxed art into squares and angles with predictable twists and patterns which I find fundamentally very unartistic.

    You seem to have, conveniently, also forgotten that the same fellow, R Kelly, wrote and produced “I believe I Can Fly”, “I’m Your Angel”, “Gotham City”, “I wish”, “To The Homies We Lost” and “If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time” (my favourites, I must admit)among others. If “Trapped in the Closet” doesn’t quite meet your obviously high poetic or lyrical requirements, why don’t you just tell us why (as an artist) rather than slate the person of Mr Kelly as a “jobber” would? Your review disappoints art, Mr Blackwell? What makes good art, music or poetry? That which you approve of? What is THE standard?

    Have you read Voltaire’s “Candide”, Mr Blackwell? I managed to. I personally don’t think Voltaire was much of a philosopher (of course, this is not the forum to discuss my philosophical disagreements with the great French philosopher), but I thought the following excerpts from his “Candide” might interest you:

    Apparently, Voltaire’s alter ego in the story, Candide, had gone to the theatre to watch a play and wasn’t too happy with the comments of a certain gentleman who sat beside him. This was the conversation that ensued between Candide and his French friend, the Abbe` when they left the theatre:

    “Who was that ill-mannered creature,” said Candide, “who spoke so harshly of the play at which I wept so freely, and of the actors who gave me such pleasure?”

    “He’s an evil-minded fellow,” said the Abbe`, “who earns his living by damning every play and every book. He hates a successful writer, just as eunuchs hate successful lovers. He is one of those snakes of literature who feed on dirt and venom. He’s a pamphleteer”

    “What do you mean by a pamphleteer?” asked Candide.

    “A dealer in odd sheets of paper,” replied the Abbe`, “a journalist.”

    PS Now, I could hardly tell whether Mr Blackwell is a journalist or not. But I suppose you consider yourself a critic, sir. If you don’t mind, could you please make a sample of any artistic creation of yours for review?

    Best wishes.
    Senan John Murray
    Reading, UK

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Yes, I have read Candide. Unlike, Voltaire’s “evil-minded fellow,” I don’t hate successful artists. It’s the unsuccessful ones I don’t like.

    Thinking for yourself is the only requirement of a critic. You’re free to agree or disagree with what I think, but at least it’s what I think. I’m not going to ventriloquize a dead French philosopher to make my point for me.

    You ask for an artistic creation. How about a haiku cycle?

    Your effluvium,
    such a faux-profound posture,
    bereft of meaning.

    The notion that art
    must be for artists only
    is preposterous.

    Oh, and by the way,
    “I Believe I Can Fly” is
    the worst song ever.

  • linda

    I love Rkelly trapped in the closet i can’t what to part 6-10 come out just let me no when it going to come out for i could get the Cd thank you

  • Senan Murray

    Somehow I find your intellectual “arrogance” a bit attractive, Mr Blackwell. But your last few lines indeed betray you. Now, I’m no longer certain that it’s such a great idea to discuss this subject any further with you. I wish you the best of luck in your career as a, well, a critic.

    And, by the way, I agree with you that art must not be for artists only. That is why a mere computer technician like me could still appreciate art and its expression even by assumed criminals.

    Cheers, mate!
    Senan

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Just taking a piss, as you might say, Senan. I don’t think I’m better than R. Kelly fans, even though I am. (See? Another joke. Life’s too short not to make fun of accused kiddie porn consumers/producers.)

    Linda, no release date has yet been set for pts. 6-10. I don’t even know what form it will take. I bet they’ll release a DVD with all 10 parts. Parts 6-10 are supposedly already recorded/filmed, so it will probably be soonish. Last night’s VMA performance was a preview.

  • http://w6daily.winn.com/ Phillip Winn

    #43: “Kelly wrote something that most people expirience”

    Do you mean to tell me that most people experience waking up in bed next to a stranger and still somehow getting mad at their partner for cheating? Most people experience waving a gun as the answer to life’s problems? Most people are that foul-mouthed?

    Not most people I know!

    R Kelly is a very good musician generally, but as a bold experiment, this is (1) not new, and (2) not good.

  • Tara

    Has the video from Trappen in the closet 6 come out yet and where I can see it at because I live in Germany because my husband is int he military…..thanks

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Tara,

    The video for pt. 6 is not out yet. The VMA performance was just a preview of (horrible) things to come.

  • roger

    yo kellz if you reading this man all your shit is off the hook dog im a big fan every since born in the 90s you know no matter what you go thought just get pass it and then write a song about it to make the press feel bad about the bullshit. big fan
    roger

  • scott

    r kelly is one of the best in the buz no mather what happens in his personal life. so leave the man alone, he is just tring to get through this without ur judgement. no wat i’m saying son. and trapped in the closet is the best ur heard me

  • amine22

    to FUCKY AND PETE,
    dumb and dumber,that was a pretty good movie.lol
    fucky,don’t try to act like you are a distinguished high brow,you’re not even there dude,i think you and pete are both locked into a spiraling system of self destruction,i mean,it is useless to criticize whatever people do that u can’t do,and if you’re really concerned with the punctuation and spelling of the words,”i affirm hereby that you do lack great social polish”,maybe i shouldn’t have used this sentence,sounds too professional,but the whole thing is a comment dumb ass,and you don’t even have to play smart like you know it all fucky fuck face,at least i know which side of my bread is buttered,r kelly is making millions and you’re living from hand to mouth,by the way?
    what was the last time u ended up in the red trailer trash?
    good news,black man is making some real dough,get a job and quit working from mc donald’s fuck face,
    black history
    martin luther king,
    i have a dream
    shall the black and white fuck together,and hold hands together,
    i was wondering the female r kelly had sex with was ur sister,long live r kelly!!! oooops,that was a bad punctuation.

  • Simon

    This was without a doubt the dumbest song ever composed. I don’t care about his personal life the beat sucks and it goes on forever. The lyrics are lacking in any meaning at all. All of the twists in the song are highly predictable much like watching a soap opera. If it wasn’t for the marketing machine that is the face of modern must none of us ever would have heard this crap. If you enjoyed this all I can say is turn off your TV and read a book or something because there is so much greater drama out there than this worthless song. You can call me a hater or whatever but I personally don’t care about this guy at all except for the fact I had to watch his crap because his record company has deals with all the major music networks.

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Aminee22, you comparing R. Kelly to Martin Luther King is the third sign of the apocalypse (the other two are here.)

    Maybe I just don’t know black history like you do, but I don’t think Dr. King’s dream was about “making some real dough.”

  • jane

    I think you need to realise that having to dig up R.kelly’s past won’t help here, its like eating your vomit. So quit Loser

  • Hal

    Are you trying to tell me that “Trapped in the Closet” was actually conceived as a SERIOUS work? No way. I just don’t buy it. This is obviously a joke song. There’s no way ANYONE could ever take that crap seriously. I thought that R.Kelley was trying to become the next Weird Al.

  • djdragon

    I’m not going to disagree that R Kelly is a great singer. At one time.

    But someone must have told him this was a good idea. The music industry, like the movie industry have ran out of ideas, period.
    Culture and Art are totally gone from our society and replaced with mass media marketing, the Ad-men now control all.

    Keep on buying what they push on you, sheep. Because if you questioned what was dished out to you we wouldn’t be in this state and they would’nt make a buck off your back.

  • despy

    I though t all the episodes were off the hook. I wrote a trapped in the closet part six and it ended like this… She showed me a statement daim she`s three weeks pregnant. All the episodes left me in suspense and I cant wait to see what he has in store. I hope he goes and blows that policemans head off. R Kelly is the greatest and Y`all should stop hating on the brother. Halla

  • Mark Hip

    First off, whether you think its good OR bad….hes still rich at the end of the day for doing stuff like this. Second off…If youve ever been in a serious relationship and been cheated on, im sure you can relate to some part of the story…And last but not least….Geniusly he is releasing these in more than one album…Therefor you KNOW people are gonna go buy the next one with 6-10 on it….even some people who dont like them will just because you wanna know what happens…Im confused tho…was the one at the VMAs 6 or 7? because I kno theres one about the cop coming to R Kellys house, that I thought was 6….but I can only find like 30 seconds of it…

  • Mark Hip

    Nevermind, the one from the VMAs is 6…..but then what is this I found online?!?! I found a mini clip of the cop going to R Kellys house….but its too short to kno whats gonna happen….

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    The VMA performance was part 6. He didn’t do Part 5 at the VMAs because part 6 is a continuation of part 4 that happens after R. Kelly’s character leaves the apartment to go home. It just flowed better going from 4 to 6.

    That said, I’m sure he’s making money hand over fist with this. Since when has that ever been an accurate barometer of artistic value? No one’s disputing his skills as a salesman.

  • Mark Hip

    All im trying to say is that you will NEVER….I want to stress this too….NEEEEEEEEEVVVVVERRR EVVVVERR find a n artist or even a single song that EVERYONE likes….I understand that….but I like the idea….its never been done before….and that brings a lot of conflict, just as any abnormal thing would (not just songs). Youll have people who love it and people who hate it…I for one like it because it makes me wonder what else is going to happen and I can relate to some of what goes on…..If you love someone and you think youve found out that theyre cheating on you….its a big deal…I dont think anyone can dispute that….if so your heartless….then again tho im sure there will be an asshole who thinks hes funny and might try to argue that but w/e im not concerned about someone that shallow and idiotic. Anyways….I guess I heard some of Part 7 then?!?! has anyone else heard it? I can post the lyrics I have if anyone wants

  • jorge

    Well I Was Bored So I Wrote The Lyrics Here They Are:
    Now Soon As I Left
    Kathy’s House They
    All Get Up Off The
    Floor.Then Rufus Says
    Chuck Are You Ok.
    Then Kathy Closes
    The Door.

    Then Chuck Says Rufus
    What The Hell Just
    Happend. Then Rufus
    Said Ill Tell You
    She Just Almost Got
    A Shot Right Here
    In This Room.

    Then Kathy Says
    You got Nerve.
    Almost Got You
    Shot. When Your
    Sneaking In And
    Out of Hotels
    With Him Aint
    No Tellin’ What I Got.

    Chuck Says And
    What Do You
    Mean By That.
    Kathy Looks
    At Him And
    Says Figure It
    Out.

    Oohh Rufus she
    Dont Know Me
    Imma Cut This
    Bitch Right Now.

    Come On and Try It.
    Wait I SWear To God.
    Just Try It.
    Let Me closer.
    Just Try It.
    Rufus I Swear
    To God.
    Try it. Come On.
    Try it.

    Calm Your ass
    down. Rufus
    Says Chuck
    We’ll Talk About
    Later. Then Kathy
    Said This Shit
    Is Sad.

    Chuck Said Rufus
    Im Leaving
    Are You
    Coming. Kathy Said
    Rufus. Then Chuck
    Says Rufus Rufus Looks
    At Chuck And Says
    Chuck You Know I Love
    You Chuck. Then lets Go.
    But I Love Her To.

    Then Chuck Says
    Rufus What About
    The Things You
    Told Me. The
    Things We Did
    The places We Went
    The love You
    Made To Me.

    Then Kathy Says
    Wait A Minute Now
    I Don’ Heard Enough Of
    This Bull. Then chuck
    Said Me Too. Rufus
    Lets Go Cant You
    See The stunt Shes
    Trying To Pull.

    Rufus Said Nobodys
    Goin’ Nowhere Till We
    Figure This Out.
    Kathy Says
    Like I Said There
    Aint Nothing to Figure
    Out So Get This
    Fool Up Out My
    House.

    Then Rufus Says Your
    House Its My House
    To And I Say Hes
    Stayin. Chuck Says
    Rufus im Out Of
    Here. Rufus Hol’
    Up Just Wait.

    Then Kathy Says
    Let Him Go Rufus
    I Need To. And
    Chuck Says I
    Need To Too.
    Then Rufus Says
    Chuck. Chuck
    Says Rufus Its
    A Looga Aint No
    Tellin What I
    Would Do.

    Then Kathy says Rufus.
    Rufus says Kathy..
    Chuck says Rufus
    Rufus says Chuck.
    Then Kathy Grabs Him.
    Then Chuck Pulls Him.

    THen Kathy Says
    Rufus Please If
    You Love Me
    Dont Let him Ruin
    Our Life.

    Then Rufus Looks
    At Kathy.
    Then He lets Go
    Of Kathy. then
    He looks at chuck.
    he walks over to
    chuck. and then he
    kisees chuck.

    Then He Says
    To Chuck Chuck
    Im Sorry But
    Im Going Back
    To My Wife.

  • jorge

    Also Heres Da Website, if u wanna hear it there

  • Jada

    I want to see those lyrics to chapter 7 Mark(or whatever ur name is) and I didn’t mean to sound so rude cause i know i did. So sorry bout that

  • amine22

    jorge; FUCK YOU!!!!!

  • Mark Hip

    Ok I will post them for you when I get home…Im at work right now….Its very confusing though because it picks up in the middle of the song and is only like 35 seconds long….you cant get a lot out of it and it confused me…

  • jorge

    amine22 wat did i do besides im only 9

  • amine22

    jorge,if you’re really 9,go lodge a complaint against MICHAEL JACKSON and live off whatever money the court is gonna order after the trial is over if you know what i mean,
    aahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahah
    lol

  • Mark Hip

    Here:

    Meanwhile were laughin ang laughin ang laughin,
    from his perspective he thinks somebodys cryin,
    He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear somebodys coughin and sighin,
    Meanwhile we in the bedroom laughin as im trying to continue to explain,
    She laughs and says Sylvester your killin me,
    I said “I swear that it went that way”
    Then next thing you kno he busts up in the room and says “motha fucka freeze”
    And then I thought (something I cant understand), wait your that damn police,
    and she screamed baby, i mean james, everythings ok,
    he says wait a minute, I got this, Im sick and tired of this fool

    Thats the little clip I have…only 38 seconds long….weird huh?

  • MizY

    Hey Pete:

    I managed to avoid the “opera” until yesterday. Yes, Pete, you are correct: this is the corniest, stupidest, most boring nonsong ever. I laughed out loud at the posters who took issue with your review because “this could happen to anyone.” Whoa.

    Funniest stuff I’ve read in a while.

    I also wanted to thank you for your bonus review of “I Believe I Can Fly.” It’s one of the few songs so bad I need to change the station when it comes on.

  • aaliyah_lopez

    I really like are r-kelly, and usually i love his music. But I have to say this “trapped in the closet” is a piece of crap.

    This lyrics are the worst lyrics I have ever heard in my life, but hell they r so terrible its almost kinda funny. I say almost because even though the lyrics were crap, I thought the melody would be good but no! It is soooo annoying, the exact same thing every time! And then theres the video?? What the hell!!!

    I hope R-kelly meant this to be a joke, because other wise it is just seriously crap! Unfourtunately I think he is serious though. Anyway Im dissapointed with that r-kelly, I always protest to people how talented he is musically despite his personal stuff, and then he produces this rubbish!

    I hope he ends it now, no part 6-10 Jesus! At least his new song playas only is good though.

  • Jorge

    amine22:

    O Haha very funny he hasnt…. yet…
    lol

  • http://none.com Bob A. Booey

    I love all-or-nothing reviews. But you could be a bit more detailed about the music and why you think it’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard or seen.

    That being said, I love when reviewers call something the best/worst thing ever. It makes for good debates about music and film, because most people are like “eh, whatever, it’s on.”

    That is all.

  • http://whatever sarah

    i love this video especally r-kellys one it is very owsume

  • Mark Hip

    I just love arguing with people :-D

  • J.C.

    Yo,
    Mark

    Do you think if you get the time you can e-mail me thoes lyrics.

    Thanks,
    J.C.

  • iykegold

    R-Kelly, spent time and effort to put the hit together. Kudos should go to him. At least on the first week of the release, over 500,000 sales were made. I like his song….cool…tells alot about what’s going on…It’s a story…could be a true story. It’s REAL….I you’ve got the entire lyric 1-5, please let me have em…

    Thanks
    iykegold

  • Amrit

    man ur an idiot, thats like on of the best songs ever….. sure its corny but who else can pull sumfin like that off…. i doan see u writing songs n shit. well done kellz

  • chloe leigh

    i think that this song is great to be honest. its completly different than all the other music thats out at the moment. he’s put his heart into this song and thought of something thats different… my view of this song is that he couldnt of done a better job of writing this song. crnt wait to see the full video and hope the next sequal is just as good as this one.xxx

  • Chidi Eluke

    The level of critical controversy generated by ‘Trapped in the Closet’within so short a time tells a lot about level of its creative input. I have watched it not less than sixty- six times and indeed not yet ad nauseam! I pride myself in being a poet but ‘Trapped in the Closet’came to me as a shocker considering what genius would translate sheer conversational prose into music and pull it off for 14 minutes and more with all the voice modulation and acting that goes into the the dramatisation of the detailed scenes-even when the wife had to wipe her nose!Excuse me, but your comments make your critical ability highly suspect.You were pathetically shallow in your analysis of the various aspects of the aritstic creation. You sounded ad hominem and your reference to ‘I beleive I can fly’ in your poetry response to a comment smacks of a long standing psychological block to true appreciation of the artists performances. I can take you on on this and other issues regarding an unbiased asssessment of the place of the work in the history of mordern pop art. I believe that R. Kelly is an innovator in this regard and wether you like it or not he has made a conceptual leap and has taken the lead in exploring new grounds. This alone is the true mark of a great man and of a great work. R. Kelly is the Walt Whitmann of our times and ‘Trapped in the Closet is the ‘Leaves of Grass’ and much more! It has music and plot! So I expect nothing short of parody from lesser minds, but like all true great works it will take its place in the annals of history for its courage, originality and sheer creative genius. Let me end by suggesting that this is a mordern revival of classical opera in popular art culture. I herby proffer a name for this genre of music R.Kelly has created. Shall we all rise and toast to the inception of the POPERA age. I understand that lesser artists like Trey Songz and Jimmy Kimmel etc. are already infected but all as yet are performing under the disguise of parody and smarting in a pitiable manner in the shadow of a great man and his most original work.

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Chidi, my review is not supposed to be unbiased. In fact, a review is supposed to be my opinion. As for shallowness, well maybe that’s just how I respond to shallow “art.”

    When you say R. Kelly is the “Walt Whitman” of our age, do you meen he’s deeply conflicted about his own sexuality? Otherwise, I don’t quite get what you mean.

    Just asking.

  • http://none.com Bob A. Booey

    Walt Whitman? Jimmy Kimmel?

    Chidi’s a trip.

    That is all.

  • moustafa

    u can all go fuck urselves rkelly is the shit i love u nigga

  • Swigg aka Little piper

    To KJ, you dont know what u talking bout R.kelly is a BEAST he been a beast since his first album droped born into the 90’s all his music iz off the meeters no one Fuckin’ with Kellz or Swigg fill me all yall haters is gay and yall dont get pussy watch out for swigg album produced by R.kelly coming in the future!!!!

    shout out to my best fiend chris brad slink will dennis my sisters squilla candace k dizzle and my one and only girl bestfriend Quashema aka Killa Q and my niggas dave damond bigg ups Mc Donalds

  • Senan Murray

    Chidi,
    I thought your opinion about Pete’s review/opinion very interesting but a tad bit impassioned. Nothing is wrong with that, I suppose. But I’m sure you know that passion tends to introduce an element of insincerity and prejudice in intellectual engagement. Besides, I’m sure you’d agree that good art is more than able to defend its worth no matter what we – I mean consumers/lovers of art think.

    Pete rightly cautions that art will lose its essence if it is left for the artists to enjoy. I totally agree. I suspect Pete is actually a true music lover – just like you, Chidi, I suppose.

    Without meaning to draw a deliberate comparison, let me say that I never found Leonardo Da Vinci a model character, but to pretend about his ability (sheer genius) would be hugely disingenuous! In my humble opinion (which I arrived at with very limited help from the critics – thank you very much), R. Kelly is simply prodigious! But that does not mean Pete – or anyone for that matter – cannot feel different and proceed to say so in whatever manner they please.

    As far as I can see, people who do the greatest disservice to art are those that base their judgements/opinions on critics’ columns. It’s simply unfair! They simply read what some critic has managed to put down over lunch and simply form a conclusive opinion of the art from that point of view. It’s simply pathetic!

    Pete told me “I Believe I Can Fly” was one of the worst songs ever written! And he’s not alone. Someone actually wrote in to thank him for the “bonus review” of the song. I admit the theme of the song does tend to be somewhat of a cliche, but I can never stop loving that song and many others by R. Kelly. The song says things I’ll tell my kid, perhaps, differently. So, I can relate with it. Besides, I find the song a masterfully beautiful blend of melody and poetry.

    Bottom-line: allow the gentleman (Kelly) to “do his thing” as long as he does not infringe on public morality, public order, and public safety. As far as the decorum of civilised society goes, let the court decide on the alleged porn tape! Michael Jackson was here, remember?

    Cheers, mates! Enjoy your weekend.

    Senan.

  • Jorge

    Ok I Managed To Get Another Website For Trapped In The Closet Chapter 6

    here

    P.S You’ll See A Link At The Bottom Of The Photos. You Have To Right-Click And Then Press Save Target As. Click Where You Want The Song And Then Wait For It To Download.

  • JAKE

    WHATS UP YA’LL? ITS ME AGAIN! I GUESS YA’LL GONE BE BUGGIN’ BOUT KELLZ AFTER I DROP THIS ON YA’LL!BEFORE I DO I WANNA ASK YA’LL WHAT GIVES ANY MAN THE RIGHT TO HIT HIS WIFE OR HIS WOMAN? THATS WHAT HIS WIFE SAID R.KELLY DID TO HER ON MTV.COM!MAN,I’MMA PUT IT TO LIKE THIS I LOOSE ALL RESPECT FOR ANY MAN WHO DARES TO PUT HIS HANDS ON A WOMAN FOR ANY REASON.ITS LIKE WHY YOU EVEN GOTTA PUT YO HAND UP LIKE YOU GON DO THAT TO HER ANYWAY? TO MAKE YOSELF FEEL POWERFUL? I STILL LIKE THE MUSIC HE DROPS & ALL BUT I JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OUT.THIS IS JAKE & I’M OUT!!!

  • laquan

    i want to here the song do yall have the clip of it

  • Bubby

    R. Kelly has not invented anything new. The multi-volume music idea has been done many times and done well. He has appealed to those who respect cheating and violence and dressed it up in what he wants us to think of as thoughtful and soulful art. It is something different, but unimpressive. Kudos to him for branching out from everyday format. But, to try to act like a serious artist when it is no more than a child’s attempt at art is sad. I think those who really like it should continue to enjoy it free from shame. I hope this make them branch out and consider more music that is out of the norm. There is a lot better stuff out there so please do not stop here.

    I have to admit… I laugh pretty hard when he soulfully sings that his wife is hurting his leg and goes on about it. BTW, for those of you who defend R. Kelley by attacking his critics as being gay, shame on you. Being gay is not anything to be ashamed of. Being hate-filled and uneducated and ignoring the great and loving teachings of such people Martin-Luther King, Jr. is pathetic. I wish you the best in growing into wiser people.

    Oh, I laughed so hard at the comment about there being no evidence against R. Kelly. In the same posting, the writer says that the only things showing his guilt are people testifying against R. Kelly and videotape. What other evidence could there be? Can we only convict if he performed the act in front of the judge and jury? Video tape is about as good as you could hope for, no?

    Well, thanks to you all for the interesting comments. It is sad we all (me included) put any thought into this unimportant topic. Animals go on tortured in laboratories, people starve and kill each other, the environment is being destroyed — R. Kelly is great escapism so thanks to him. Sorry for the rambling, but my head is spinning from trying to interpret the poorly worded ramblings and from laughing at some great haiku poetry.

  • Ryane

    I was searching for “Chapter 6 of Trapped in the Closet” and came across this blog. This is for Buddy and Peter, R Kelly’s music may not appeal to your musical taste, whatever it may be, but his ablum sales speak for themselves. Just because you have a distaste for his music does not make it bad. Buddy, when you say that you sit back and laugh, is it at your own ignorances and close mindness. However, I do agree their are far more better things to discuss than R Kelly’s music. My suggest to Peter and Buddy is not to listen to it, some where along the way, you sat down and took the time to listen to his music. So what does that make you. I am a die-hard R Kelly fan. No, I am not stupid. As a matter of fact, I graduate with honors from college and right now I’m studying for the LSAT. I think maybe you guys really like R Kelly’s music and do not care for the crimes he is charged with. It is okay to like or even love R Kelly music. I know that I do, my personal belief is that the man is a musical genuis. Some where is this blog someone said that it had been done before, but never stated by who. I love all types of music, from classic to rap and I have never heard anything close to what R Kelly produced with “Trapped in the Closet”. Let the man do what he does best and make his music. No matter what you guys think about his music, it is not going to stop millions of people (myself include) from going out and buying his cds. There is nothing wrong with voices your views but when they mean nothing and are so trivial as talking about R Kelly’s music, than you have waste good brain power that could have other wise been used helping out at the local boys and girls club. LET R KELLY MAKE THE MUSIC THAT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LOVE TO LISTEN TO AND STOP MINDLESS BLOGS LIKE THIS ONE. BECAUSE REGARDLESS OF WHAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU THINK, HE IS STILL GO TO SELL MILLIONS OF RECORDS, SO GET OVER IT.

  • Toria

    I THINK TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET IS SOO FREAKIN AWESOME!!! TO ME ITS LIKE A BLACK SOAP OPERA AND AS YOU CAN TELL U DON’T SEE THAT OFTEN AND I GIVE R-KELLY ALL THE PROPS IN THE WORLD FOR MAKING TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET PART 1-5 ARE AWESOME CAN’T WAIT FO DA REST TO COME OUT…DON’T HATE ON TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET JUST HATING B/C R-KELLY CAN PULL OFF SOMETHING LIKE THIS.. DUECE

  • JAKE

    WHAT UP YA’LL I’M BACK!DAMN,YA’LL STILL TRIPPING OFF OF TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET HUH? HE SHOULD OF JUST MADE THAT HIS ALBUM 1-10! NO BODY AIN’T TRIPPING OFF THOSE SEX TAPES REALLY I MEAN ANY BODY COULD OF DID THAT S….,I’M A MAN WHO DON’T JUDGE OR TALK BAD BOUT ANYONE UNTILL THE FACTS (TRUTH)COMES OUT FIRST & ALL YOU CLOWNS THAT JUST RUSH UP TO SAY HES GUILTY SHOULD DO THE SAME.THE ONLY THING THAT GOT ME BUGGING WAS THAT HIS WIFE CAME OUT & SAID HE HIT HER CAUSE SHE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH ANOTHER MAN.ROB,IF YOU READING THIS I’M NOT SAYING YOU GUILTY OF THESE THINGS OR NOT.BUT I HOPE ITS NOT TRUE OF WHAT SHES SAYING IS TRUE IF SO I LOOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU JUST LIKE ANY OTHER MAN WHO BEATS HIS WIFE.

  • Tiffany Johnson

    Its like this rkelly is my man i love him and every thing he do do u hear me

  • Tiffany johnson

    Rkelly i been having love for him when he frist camy out his my men

    DO U HEAR ME

  • tiffany johnson

    when he frist came out

  • Gabriela

    Attack the issue, not the person. He is an awesome musician.

  • Gabriela

    Pete asked if success was measured with underage bitches and money?? Yes actually in the music industry it is, those “underage bitches” werent raped, they wanted to sleep with him, technically he is “bad” for it, but Im sure if some little asked you to piss on her you’d have a fucking great time! A lot more music out there isnt “good” in your mind, but yet they are making money. A lot of music talks about suicide,sex,cheating,drugs,etc. etc. yet they are making millions. Trapped in the closet wasn’t made for people looking for grammar perfection, it was made for young people not old farts like you. If you want good grammar listen to your grandma’s records!

  • *KEEWEEZY*

    I AM VERY YOUNG AND KNOW HOW TO SPELL BETTER THAN HALF OF YA’LL GROWN ASSES ON HERE YA’LL NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL OR SOMETHING IF YA’LL CAN’T SPELL (UM UM UM) THAT’S A DAMN SHAME EXPECIALLY TIFFANY JOHNSON. UM TRICK JOHNSON MY LAST NAME HOE YOU MAKING ALL JOHNSON’S LOOK BAD

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    those “underage bitches” werent raped, they wanted to sleep with him

    There’s no such thing as consensual sex between a grownup and a 14-year-old. Period. It is rape by definition. The law does not recognize consent from a minor. Sucks for Kellz.

    I have no problem with the grammar of the song or with songs that have “bad” messages. I’m more put off by the general suckiness of the song.

  • jio

    Why does it seem like everyone who defends R. Kelly dropped out of school in third grade? I mean, seriously, does listening to this guy’s music lower one’s IQ to Rain Man levels? I was mildly amused by the video when I saw it, but now I am almost ashamed to be grouped in a catagory that enjoyed it.

  • yo a yo

    Rkells is a fag. Talking about comin out the closet and shit. Stop playin. that negro is gay. I”ll let my lil sister hit him off though for a small price.

  • Streez

    THAT IS NOT PART 6 FROM THE VMAS IT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

  • Jorge

    OMG! Who Saw Da 1 On BET That Was Great. I Have 2 Guesses Of Who Got Shot

    A.Gwendolyn
    B.Twon

  • JAKE

    HIS WIFE GOT SHOT! NOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN? ANY GUESSES? HE SHOULD JUST DID A STR8 UP MOVIE & PUT 1-10 OF THOSE SONGS AS THE SOUNDTRACKS TO THE MOVIE.I BET EACH & EVERYSINGLE ONE OF YA’LL WOULD PAYED TO GO SEE IT IF IT WAS AT THE MOVIE THEATHERS! OH YEAH NOV.1ST THE DVD OF TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET DROPS IN STORES & THEN NOV.15TH HIS REMIX COLLECTION DROPS.I GOT JUST ONE QUESTION!WHEN IN THE HELL HE GONNA PUT OUT HIM & BIRDMAN’S BEST OF BOTH WORLD 2?THATS WHAT I BEEN WAITING ON FOR THE LONGEST!

  • JAKE

    WHAT WOMAN WOULD TAKE A MAN AFTER HE CREPT AROUND WITH ANOTHER GUY? YUK KATHY!YOU A NASTY HOE YOU SLEPT ONE GUY BUT RUFUS CHEATED ON YOU WITH CHUCK LOL!ITS LIKE THIS,R.KELLY CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH KATHY,KATHY CHEATED ON RUFUS,RUFUS CHEATED ON KATHY WITH CHUCK & R.KELLY’S WIFE CHEATED ON HIM WITH THE COP THATS WHAT I CALL A REAL BLACK COMIC MOVIE! WHAT I’M GETTING AT IS WHAT GAVE R.KELLY THE RIGHT TO BE MAD AT HIS WIFE FOR BANGING ANOTHER GUY IN HIS HOME WHEN HE WAS BANGING ANOTHER GUY’S WIFE AT THE GUYS HOUSE? IF ANYONE HAD THE RIGHT TO BE UPSET IT HAD TO BE KATHY! HER MAN F……AROUND ON HER & WHAT MAID S…..WORSE WAS IT WAS WITH ANOTHER GUY! WHY WOULD YO ASS TAKE HIM BACK?!?

  • james

    Its nice
    i just cant wait for the remaning tracts to come out.

  • HOWARD

    DOES N E ONE HAVE A LINK TO SEE THE VIDEO THAT CAME ON BET LAST NIGHT?

  • Jorge

    Reply To Howard:

    I Wish

  • michael

    no either twon got shot, or i think it coulda been the dog.. cuz memba dey was like the dogs barkin like somethins wrong… why da hell would they shoot da wife, its the dog or twon

  • *KEEWEEZY*

    YA’LL SOME STUPID ASS BITCHES TALKIN BOUT DIS SHYT NO BODY DNT WANT TO HERE DIS SHYT YA’LL DAMN GROWNUPS I’M 14 YEARS OLD AND KNOW MORE ABOUT DIS WHOLE R KELLY SHYT DEN HALF OF YA’LL DROP OUT IN THIRD GRADE DUMB ASS BITCHES ALL YA’LL NEED TO GET OFF DA COMPUTER AND GET A DAMN JOB INSTEAD OF DISCUSSSING THIS SHYT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HOWARD

    REPLY TO KIWI FRUIT OR WHATEVER YO NAME IS,”SHYT” IS SPELLED WITH AN “I” NOT A “Y” LEARN YOUR VOWELS.IF YOU ON HERE THAT MEANS YOUR NOT IN SCHOOL. WHAT’S DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU? DITCHING? SKIPPING? HOEING? SUCKING? GETTING PISSED ON? TAKE YOUR PICK! WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK ON THIS MATTER? PLEASE DO REPLY! I THINK KIDS SHOULD STAY IN THEIR PLACE AND DON’T FUCK WITH US GROWN-UPS!

  • Jordan

    Yall, In Chpt 7 Gwen is not shot. If you watched the preview of it, you would have heard Gwen talking to Sylvester and James. Also the VMA performance was actually a specially made version of Chapter 3.5. Its not gonna be released.

  • HOWARD

    is there a link to watch the chapter 6 video that came on bet on 10/12/2005? please say yes!

  • ME

    In chapter 7 I think it will show that sly and James shot Twon because it was a reason for showing him coming home. Plus R. kelly said in the comentary to listen carefully to every word he says for hints about the next chapter.

  • JAKE

    THERE’S TOO MUCH BEGGIN’IN THE GAME!I MEAN GEARLD LEVERT & KEITH SWEAT OK.BOYZ II MEN,R.KELLY NOW AVANT & WHOEVER ELSE COMES ALONG OH GOD!CHECK THIS OUT…IF ITS ONE THING I CAN’T STAND IS A MAN CRYING & BEGGIN’ FO HIS WOMAN TO COMEBACK WHEN SHE ALREADY MADE IT CLEAR THAT SHE AIN’T! LOOK HERE YA’LL I’MMA PUT IT TO YOU LIKE THIS IF YOU KNEW HOW TO TREAT YO WOMAN & TALK RIGHT WITHOUT SAYING SO-CALLED S…YOU DID’ENT MEAN TO SAY SHE WOULD’ENT HAVE A REASON TO LEAVE YO ASS.IF YOU DELT WITH YO WOMAN & YO WOMAN ONLY EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING SAME FOR THE LADIES TO!! IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH YO HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR DO ME A FAVOR YA’LL BE REAL & BE HONEST DON’T MAKE LAME ASS EXCUSESS! THIS IS JAKE & I’M OUT!

  • JAKE

    OH YEAH I LEFT SOMETHING WHEN YO WOMAN WALKS OUT THE DOOR & FIND ANOTHER GUY DON’T TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HIS FAULT SHE LEFT YO ASS DON’T BLAME HIM BLAME YOSELF! YOU THE ONE THAT F……UP!STOP BLAMIN’ OUTHER CATS FO TAKIN’ YO WOMAN & DO SOMETHIN ABOUT IT AS OF LIKE HURRY UP MOVE ON & FIND ANOTHER LOVE & LEARN FROM YO MISTAKES SO YOU DON’T F…. UP THAT ONE!LADIES SAME GOES FOR YA’LL DON’T OVER THAT PERSON THAT LET YOU GO OR YOU DONE LET GO THATS STUPID,ITS TO MANY REAL FOLKS LIKE US IN THE GRAVE OR IN JAIL BECAUSE OF THAT.

  • Jorge

    I got a reason why it showed Twon was coming home. If Gwendolyn got shot Twon would see that his sister got shot. Now if Twon got shot well you know he got shot.

  • http://idenonfire.com kanye

    i ahve chapter 6 if anyone wants my email is
    [deleted] and my aim is [deleted]
    i have it and i have the video its also on my myspace

    peace

  • Jorge

    I found chapter 6 that was on bet! It’s the video that I downloaded! Ok E-mail me and if I can I’ll Send It!

  • B

    can someone email me chaoter 6

  • Jorge

    This is my e-mail . Ok Here are directions to put me on msn.

    [deleted]at hotmail.com

    Replace at with @

    Add me to msn so i can send it to you.

  • Jorge

    Above replace delated with [deleted] (Sorry, personal contact details are considered not safe.)

  • Jorge

    Lyrics for Trapped in the closet Part 6 (The one on BET)

    Believe it or not,
    I just started laughing.
    Shaking my head,and just
    kept on laughing. Thinking
    about all the things I had
    been through that day. Then
    she cries “What? Why do you
    have that smile upon your
    face?”

    Then I laughed out said
    “Thinking about all the things
    I been through.” She wipes her nose
    and she sniffles and laughs out
    “I been through it too.”

    Then I start laughing again
    and she start laughing more.
    Then next thing you know we’re
    both are cracking up on the floor.

    She laughs out “I can’t believe
    this idiot really answered my phone.”
    Now meanwhile Twon just got out of
    prison and he’s on his way home.

    Then she yells “Baby, I’m sorry for all
    the lies and all the bore.” Then I
    say “Girl, just wait till I tell all the drama I been dealing with.” She laughs “I wanna hear it all.”

    Then I laugh and say “Baby, first of
    all, I got a hangover,been trapped in
    the closet,slept with who knows,
    threatened to kill a pastor.” She
    says “What?” “Baby know now he had
    a lover turns out to be a gay guy.”
    She says “Damn. You been through a
    lot.” “Plus I got a ticket.”

    Meanwhile, the police, he turns
    around. Just out of concern,
    comes back to the house. Then
    he pulls up in the driveway. My car’s
    parked with the lights on. Then he
    goes around the backway. He hear the
    dog barking like somethings wrong.

    He gets to the back door, and
    discovers it’s been broken in.
    He looks around, pulls his gun
    out then he proceeds in.

    Meanwhile, we’re laughing and
    laughing and laughing. From
    his perspective he thinks that
    somebody’s crying. He gets closer
    to the bedroom and he would swear
    that somebody’s coughing and sighing.
    Meanwhile,we in the bedroom laughing
    as I’m trying to continue to explain.
    She yells out “Sylvester your killing
    me.” I said “I swear baby it went that way.

    The next thing you know he bust up
    in the room and say “Mothaf****
    freeze!” And then I looked
    back up at him and said “Wait
    your that damn police!”

    Then she scream “Baby, I mean
    James.” She says “Everything
    is cool.” And then he yells
    “Gwendolyn I got this,I know
    your sick and tired of this fool.”

    Then I stood up, startesd walking
    toward him screaming “Man, get
    out my house!” Then he yells
    “Freeze!” She scream “Please!”

    Then I pull my beretta out.
    Then she cried out “Sylvester
    please don’t!” Then I started
    thinking about him making love
    to her. He said “Man, put the gun
    on the floor.” I can’t stop thinking
    about him and her.

    I slowly put the gun down. And
    then I put my hands up. Then he
    winked at me and smiled. And
    that is when I went nuts.

    Hopped all over him round the
    gun. She screaming “Settle down!”
    Going all around the room, both
    hands on the gun and all of a
    sudden pow!

  • eurel

    where can i find the video

  • Jorge

    Wow! I feel like a big help :D!

  • Luke

    Comment 13 posted by Kj on August 5, 2005 12:11 PM:
    “To Pete Blackwell, your a dipstick, you don’t like R. Kelly because of what you THINK he did so you hate on his work. Trapped In The Closet is a stroke of genius. Of course all five chapters have the same melody, their the same song, it would sound real stupid fot R. Kelly to put a different melody on each chapter.”

    There are a lot of concept albums which are just one song over 40 minutes long, and none of them keep the same melody for the entire song, and none of them are stupid, the idea is progression and complexity in the music, it sounds more to me like you’re making excuses for a lazy musician who didn’t bother to write more than one melody.

    I wouldn’t have said anything, just I find the idea that progression=stupid is stupid.

  • http://www.freeloadmp3.com/ Bruce

    Yall all r gay the police man got shoot and twon’s not even home yet

  • Jorge

    To Bruce: Well your gay because if you watched the WHOLE thing on BET you would see they stare at each other so it can’t be Sylvester (R.Kelly) or the police! Plus: It is possible that as soon the bullet was shot Twon just had gotten through the door and gets shot! (If that’s what happens what a warm welcome from prison!)

  • JERRY

    DAMN,I CAN’T WAIT UNTILL NOV.1ST I SWEAR! SO WE ALL CAN SEE WHAT REALLY WENT DOWN ON PART 6 SO YA’LL CAN STOP DEBATING ON WHO GOT SHOT! BUT WHATS UP WITH THIS GUY JAKE? WHO KEEPS COMING IN & ALWAYS HAVING SOMTHING TO SAY? I SEE HIS POINT THEIRS TO MUCH DAMN BEGGIN IN SONGS THESE DAYS! R.KELLY DID IT ONCE ON I CAN’T SLEEP & HE STOPPED,THANK GOD!
    YEAH,I AGREE IF YOU KNEW HOW TO RESPECT YOUR MAN OR WOMAN INSTEAD OF TREATING THEM LIKE A DOG THEN YOU WOULD’ENT HAVE TO CRY ON EVERYDAMN SONG ABOUT YOUR MATE LEAVING YOUR ASS.

  • ray

    whats up ya’ll? i see your point jerry & jake!i agree also but look at like this though everybody says dumb s… to they mate once awhile but you need to learn to pause yourself before you take it to far.you don’t sit there & say its over or i don’t love yo ass anymore just to be saying because what that person is thinking at that time is that’s what you really wanted although you feel inside that its not true.another mistake you don’t make is cheating on yo mate thats a no-no! i don’t know bout ya’ll but thats something i don’t forgive maybe most you do because you feel they won’t do it again or whatever,i don’t give 2nd chances so get it right the first time or its yo ass!

  • kim

    what? you don’t forgive? theres alot of reasons people cheat ray i know its not right & its selfish.have you ever heard of having feelings for two people at the same time? i mean me on the real,i do my best advoid playing with that becuz sh.. can get deep & i don’t wanna see 2 nuckle heads in the hospital or in a body because of my mistakes.but if you smart about it also like jake said you would’ent fight over some asshole who’s messing around on you,you let that person go right away before they get the chance to get you caught up like that.who’s dumb enough to fight or kill a person over a man or even a woman? i know alot of muthafu…. like that.

  • todd

    alot of reason? woman what crack you smoking? the only reason there is that you a selfish ass or a selfish b…. who don’t consider yo man’s feelings. i look at it like this if you got another man on your mind be honest & tell me i mean its not gonna kill me.it would’ent be my first time getting my heart brokin & i’m 100% sure it won’t be my last.i rather have you tell me early on in our relationship then wait 2-3 years where we getting serious & then i find you with another guy.i’ll go nuts!

  • todd

    thats very true ray but why they gotta be asses & b….. why can’t they just be known as unfaithful? people who sleep around period is scum ya know? people makes mistakes like dude was saying thats an mistake you don’t make on anyones life.ok,how you gon explain to yo man you pregnet with another man’s baby or how you gon explain to yo girl you got another chick pregnet & you on the verge of being married? all you doing is breaking up an happy home when you creepin’ thats all.if you feel unhappy with the person you have in yo life now & you got another person on yo mind please be honest.i’m out!

  • duke

    ya’ll funny as hell! including ray.he asked what crack kim’s on & she has’ent responded back on that one thats crazy! this all i have to say about it you cheat or lie to me about anything yo ass gotta go i don’t care about the reasons why you did it & i damn shore don’t care about you droppin’ on yo knees & beggin’ fo me to give you a 2nd try.2nd try fo what? so you can make an ass out of me again b…. please go be wit the n….. you done crept wit i’m out & thats game!

  • kim

    damn duke you big pimpin’ huh? look here,to ray or todd i don’t which one of you asked me that question but here’s how i’mma put it thats just i saw it i did’ent ask you for yo 2 cents anyways.everyone has the right to speak they in any which way they feel & to the other todd that came in after that one i just wanna say i agree to everything you said about the whole matter about those clowns who sleep around cuz you know those that do that is more at risk bringing you hiv,aids & sh..,thats sick to go from one person to another.what’s the point of creepin’ what are you trying to prove? all you doin is adding more drama between you & yours then what there already is!

  • moe

    damn,ya’ll pretty much said it all! this became a preety much of a debate!! people lie,still,cheat,kill & betray.why?its human nature i mean none of us is perfect we all sin & we all do what we do for whatever reason.you can’t hate everyone who backstabed you for the rest of yo life man it’s like i’m pretty sure you made mistakes before & you been givin a 2nd chance.not everybody goes back to they old ways & do the dirt that they did once before.i got a question for all ya’ll how you know if that person has a change of heart if you just shut them out forever?

  • lisa

    moe you drunk?

  • Felus

    hey guys. i have chapter 8..acutally i didnt understand whats going on there. anyone can write me the lyrics? or tell me whats actually goin on there?

    this is the part that all the guys execpt ms Rosy the Nosy went together to the policeman house..

  • Don

    I’ve been searching for ch.7 and 8 online everywhere, and can’t find it.

  • Felus

    if u want i can upload for u it to here! and to all the guys
    chapter 7 and 8!

  • Felus

    TRAPED IN THE CLOSET CHAPTER 6-8 FOR DOWNLOAD!!
    [illegal download URL deleted]
    FOR ALL THE GUYS! THAT WANTED IT!

    NOW i hope someone will write me the lyrics of chapter 7 and 8!

    enjoy!!!

  • http://www.freeloadmp3.com/ Bruce Again

    my aim is [deleted]

    the police man got shoted and when twon comes home there gonna blame it on him. ( the police man got shot )
    ( my aim is with no spaces )

  • Felus

    no u wrong … twon got shot and the policeman said he doesnt have the time to take care of it.

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    P.S
    AFTER I UPLOAD IT FOR U
    DONT FORGET TO WRITE ME THE LYRICS!

  • HOWARD

    HEY FELUS WHAT IS THE CODE TO DOWNLOAD THE FILE?

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    u dont need the code
    it is written u there on the site!

  • K Rob

    felus it aint workin like it wont play on widows media player……..if u or anyone can find it like at a website or somethin or just even the audio can u plz send it to me

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    NEW LINK FOR : TRAPPED INT HE CLOSET – CHAPTER 6-8

    {Keep the illegal download links off of here}

    ENJOY
    AND DONT FORGET WRITE ME THE LYRICS

  • K Rob

    dude WTF it still dont work!!!!

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    wtf?
    but its working
    u click on “free”

    after u see how much seconds u need to wait for the download
    and than u download it!

  • K Rob

    i did and it wont play on windows media player

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    sure it won’t play
    cause u need to unrar the files~
    !
    u downloaded the files right?

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    sure it won’t play
    cause u need to unrar the files~
    !
    u downloaded the files right?

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    sure it won’t play
    cause u need to unrar the files~
    !
    u downloaded the files right?

  • K Rob

    wat unrar files??

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    u need the program
    winrar
    u can find it here
    http://www.download.com and search for winrar
    after u download the program

    open the file u download(the song i upload)

    and the program will unrar it and than u can here it!

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    hear it* i meant

  • HOWARD

    FELUS THANKS FOR THE HOOK UP ON THE LINK FOR THE CHAPTERS 6-8. DO YOU HAVE A LINK FOR THE VIDEOS?

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    No HOWARD..when i get it i will put here the links!:)

    i will appriciate u alot if u will write me the lyrics of chapter 7-8

    8 is more important!

    my english isnt very good, i can understand it better if i read it :)

  • Jorge

    I’ll tell you who got shot if you want me to.

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    i know who got shot.. twon got shot..

  • HOWARD

    I GOTTA LISTEN TO IT SOME MORE BUT WHEN I DO I WILL PUT IT HERE JUST FOR YOU.

  • HOWARD

    FELUS YOU DONT HAVE LINKS FOR 9-12 YET DO YOU?

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    no .. it havnt released yet..

  • cuzzin

    Here’s the Chapter 8 lyrics:

    The policeman gets in his car and gets right on the phone
    Backin up, shakin’ his head, sayin’ “Lemme get my crazy ass home.”
    Then his wife picks up and says “Darlin’, where have you been? I been worried about you.”
    And he says “Police bussiness, honey. I can’t wait to tell you what I been goin’ through.”
    She says “Are you OK?”
    “Yes.”
    “Do you need anything?”
    “No.”
    “Well, I baked you a pie.”
    “Mmm.”
    “Your favorite: cherry.”
    Then he said “I’ll be there soon. Sorry I kept you hangin’.”
    Then she said “Honey, don’t worry ’bout it. Just take your time. I still got some cleanin’.”
    Now, meanwhile, Mrs. Rosey’s back at Gwen’s house tellin’ it all
    She said “I knew it was somethin’ about that policeman. I started to cut loose my dog.”
    Then Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says “Miss Rosey, you are nuts!”
    Then I say “All I wanted to know was what was you gonna do with that spatula?”
    And then we all laughed. Twon said “She’s a G, no doubt.”
    Now let’s head right back on over to the policeman’s house
    He pulls up in the garage. She didn’t expect for him to come that soon
    She rushed to the door, kissed him on the cheek, said “I was in the restroom.”
    Then he said “What you say that for?” And then she says “I don’t know.”
    Then he stepped back, looked at her and says “What you all jittery for?”
    Then she says “Sweetheart…maybe it’s that time of the month.”
    Then he says “Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?”
    And then she said “You know what I mean.” He said “I know what came out your mouth.”
    He said “You said ‘Maybe.'” Then she says “Baby.” He walks in the house
    And she tries to lead him up stairs, but he goes straight to the kitchen
    She says “Hon, I bought you some pears.” And then he said “I’ma heat this chicken.”
    And she turns around, thinkin’ to herself with this weird look on her face, then
    He screams “Woman, what’s wrong with you? Why you walkin’ back and forth pacin’?”
    Before she answers. she’s thinkin’ to herself “What am I to say?”
    Because the truth of the matter is is that she just slept with another man today
    And he steady callin her name. “Bridgit, I know you hear me!”
    But she can’t turn around because the truth on her face he will see it
    Then he screams “Bridgit!” “Yes?” “Look at me!”
    Bridgit turns around and then he says “What you got up your sleeve?”
    She’s scared out of her mind, stutterin’ and shakin’ and still talkin’ about some pears
    He starts screamin’, said “Look, woman, I done told you I’m not goin’ up no stairs!”
    Now he’s got a funny feelin’. Somethin’ just don’t seem right
    He’s lookin’ at her while she’s backin’ up, then he says “With all my might,
    woman, I swear I’m shoot somebody if you been doin’ wrong!”
    But little does he know that somebody is still right there in his home…

  • moe

    was i drunk? naw i was just being real.i mean of coruse you don’t just bring someone back in yo life went around cheatin’ on you but you can’t hate that person either.i’m sure you made mistakes in relationships i know i have & i learned from my from them cuz my baby had the heart to forgive me over some dumb sh.. i said.

  • jake

    what you say moe? most women i know won’t forgive that.its like if you did’ent mean to say it was over becuz of something she said that triggerd your anger you should of thought to yoself well if i love this woman i better not say anything i can’t take back cuz she might think i meant that s…!

  • duke

    its not us men that say stupid sh.. its some women to so why point at us all the time & make us look like we the bad guys everytime a relationship gets f…..up? know what i mean?why when you get pregnet its our fault? damnit you got on me & kissing me & sh..!& then when you have our babies you be so quick to put a n…. on childsupport mutafu……why?

  • lisa

    well…..if you knew how to keep yo paints zipped up or wrap it up you would’ent have to worry about that now would you? it is yo fault that women pregnet & can’t do yo job as a father my god thats even worse! you know how many kids out there that don’t even know who they father is because he did’ent wanna do his part i mean theres women out there like that don’t get me wrong.i’m tired of people bitchin & complainin’ about how tough it is to raise kids on they on these days,if you did’ent want the responsibilty you should’ent been f……!

  • jerry

    thats very true! but you gotta know that theres women who be trappin men just for money & you think thats bad of what you said about mothers & fathers raising kids on they on,you know what i think about everytime i’m driving home? is why some mothers feel they need to prositute them selfs just to make an living for they family? to me thats sad really sad.theres jobs & schools you go to so can provide a good life for you & your childern.you being on the block getting in cars with different men is risking the fact that you might not ever come home to your child & what about this do they ever ask themselfs dose these men have anything they can’t get rid of & what if they catch it?

  • LIBO

    Someone has a link For the Video Of Trapped in the closet CHAPTER 6!!!

  • HOWARD

    felus,got any new links for the rest of the songs?

  • Don

    The rest of the chapters have to be out there SOMEWHERE

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    NO. R.kelly havnt released them yet!
    maybe the next week!

  • jake

    i agree to all of that but what if that mother don’t have the funding to go to college? what if she gets laid off the job? people say thats tough times & trust me i’ve been there! just because you get laid off the job or you don’t have the funds for college don’t mean you don’t give up i mean you can’t,you have a baby to provide for & for those guys to hit the coner of the block & pick up some skank you don’t even know makes us all men look bad & whats even worse half of them is married men that do it as well :) i know ya’ll know about that they either be on jerry springer or maury show.how in the hell can those guys get the balls to get up stage & tell they woman they maybe got a prositute pregnet with they child & they married? “thats funny as hell”! probley not funny for them though when they get they asses home lol!

  • lisa

    how can a thought like that even creep in yo mind of even thinking about sleeping with some sl.. you barley even know & to make it so bad she’s a prositute? uh un pack yo sh.. & get on with that.what worse then that is how can you sit up there & tell yo woman you got with her bestfriend no no this is worse! her cousin or her sister but you love her? on stage in front of thousands of people on the maury show or jerry for that matter & all her family members & yo family members is watching & yo boys to? but you love her? thats a damn shame! what could even push you to scoop that low to mess with yo girl family members like that?

  • duke

    i don’t get into my sister’s or my cousin’s bizz & play big brother like that but if i find they men is trying to become between family like that i swear i’ll beat his ass until he’s crippled!

  • HOWARD

    no video links,felus?

  • http://watup miki

    Has any yall seen chapter 6 video?

  • Jorge

    Reply to miki:I Have :D

  • http://watup Miki

    do any of yall have a website that has the videos of 6-8?

  • Jorge

    Reply to Miki: Well I submitted part 6 to a website but they still haven’t put it there.

  • Jorge

    Felus, Thanks for Trapped in the closet 6-8 :D! Very good! Only 10 days till the movie comes out! I’m gonna buy it the day it comes out! Who else is gonna buy it?

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    NP GUYS

    :=]

  • Jorge

    By anyway does anyone have a download For Trapped In The Closet Chapters 1-12

  • HOWARD

    FELUS WHAT IS NP?

  • LiBo

    People you can download the video off Trapped In The closet Chpt.6 on limewire..If you don’t have this program download it on http://www.limewire.com

    Peace OuT

  • Jorge

    Reply To Howard: It means No problem!

  • Catjherine

    I think Trapped in the Closet is the Bomb! R Kelly is an excellent writer, and dispite what his personal life is, he is outstanding. R Kelly keep up the good works, and just because there are haters out there, keep on moving on, and don’t let those haters stop you from doing an outstanding job in your writing, endeavors, and singer. Keep moving on.

  • kristie

    I don’t understand Chidi Eluke’s comparison of TITC to Walt Whitman’s “Leaves Of Grass”. It took Whitman thirty years to write what is considered to be a classic in American poetry. “Conversational prose” translated into music for all of “FOURTEEN MINUTES and MORE”?? Voice modulation and (god forbid) ACTING? And what’s with the “modern revival of classical opera” comparison? The idea would be a stretch even on blotter acid. R. Kelly is indeed exploring new territory. But a creative genius he is not. Commercial genius, to be sure. These lofty comparisons leave me ad nauseum.

  • Phil

    You know. This song is based on a true story. Im not kidding. Someone (I believe its Sisqo) supposedly bedded RKellys girlfriend and the R in R& B supposedly bedded this other rappers girlfriend.

    When sisqo told R Kelly that he slept with Kelly’s girl kelly turned the guy that walks in on him gay. I’m not kidding. thats why there were two versions of the sixth chapter. It was changed following the revealing of Kelly’s girl’s infidelity.

  • http://verizon joshua

    i saw chapter 7 yesterday has any one seen it yet. he made the video.

  • HOWARD

    WHERE CAN I FIND THE VIDEO FOR CHAPTER 7?

  • http://www.shoptiludrop247.com justin

    [no bootleg links here!]

    has bootlegs for every song. chapter 6, 7, and 8 are on there. Music only, no video.

  • Justin

    welcome to praises for providing link.

    :-)

  • K Rob

    Felus and joshua where the hell do u guys find this crap out like the day it comes out and find the videos n shit

  • Jorge

    Justin: The link got deleted could you add the link again or post your e-mail on your URL?

  • http://coolio553@hotmail.com Jorge

    You see my e-mail address on my URL? Well add me 2 MSN Or e-mail for Part 6 (the video.. And if you don’t have it Parts 7-8!)

  • coolio553@hotmail.com

    All right My name is Jorge member?well I changed my name to my e-mail! HA got you blogcritics!

    [only coz we let you]

  • HOWARD

    felus,n e thing new?

  • HOWARD

    jorge, i sent the video to you, if u dont already have it.

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    no, nothing is beening released yet.
    maybe the video for part seven.
    and i havnet got it yet.

  • http://pewview.mu.nu Warren

    lol

    Jorge, if you WANT the spambots to get your email address, that’s fine. Just don’t act like you put something over on anyone.

    Want to trade bootlegs? Fine, go for it.

    But not here. Links will be deleted — they’re illegal, folks. Especially the music downloads.

  • HOWARD

    warren do you have any new videos or songs for trapped in the closet?

  • Jorge

    Ok don’t know why I put my e-mail on… Who can’t Wait for 1-12? I can’t! BTW: Joshua what channel did you see Part 7 cause they might have a re-run.

  • Jorge

    What’s a spambot?? A robot that spams you from the future?? I thought spammers were humans…

  • http://alienboysworld.blogspot.com alienboy

    It’s just software that roams the web looking for chances to do its evil work, a bit like a malignant spider crawling around the web, looking for you…

  • Slim

    Hello everyone. I run the risk of getting a LOT of angry, defensive feedback; but I just have to ask one thing: What ever happened to social responsibility? Has today’s generation become so apathetic or even tolerant of accepting the actions of people with fame and money, JUST because they have a certain amount of fame or money? How many of you have children, sisters, little cousins? Some things are easier to forgive than others. (Martha, Ryder,etc) However, I feel it’s our responsibility as a society to speak up and take action when these things happen. We all know he can sing. But we also know that he enjoys little girls,(his marriage to TEENAGE singer Aaliyah is very valid proof of his sickness). I just don’t understand why if you’re an artist in this society, you can get away with anything. I’m sure many of you know people who can write or sing etc., however, without R.Kelly’s money or fame, should they commit a crime, they’re UNDER the jail! What’s going on here?

  • http://verison joshua

    I saw it on mtv 2. But for some reason mtv 2 was coming in ona tv with no cable

  • http://joshua joshua

    Have any of u ever watch sucka free sunday

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    ********exlusive*********
    Trapped in the closet CHAPTER 7 – VIDEO
    ***************************************
    {gone}
    HAVE FUN!…

    ********exlusive*********
    Trapped in the closet CHAPTER 7 – VIDEO
    ***************************************
    {gone also}
    HAVE FUN!…

  • HOWARD

    felus, i cant pull that up. is there another way to get it?

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    it is working 100%
    just wait few seconds
    than click right click on mouse and save as!

  • HOWARD

    when i put that into my browser it wont pull up the page.

  • HOWARD

    it says the page cannot be found.

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    [sorry, felus]

    new link!

  • Erica

    r-kelly i love you and i loved you
    when i was a kid.r-kelly i love trapped in the closet all of it i
    can not wait intill i meet you

    p.s.r-kelly i will all ways be your girl.Erica A.K.A lilneddy

  • Jorge

    Felus could you please e-mail me the link. Thanks.

  • Treyvon

    Hey Felus or anyone else on here have a link to Chapter 7 video or any songs after chapter 8? if so please email them to me [deleted] yahoo.com or IM me on Yahoo sn [deleted. It’s not really a good idea to post contactcdeetailsc here] please thanks Im a big fan of the Trapped in the closets as well

  • Don

    I see that the album is available in Germany on 10/28, maybe someone will have it by then. Still will buy it when it comes out

  • Ira AKA Kels

    CAn ANybody help me I would like to know if anybody got chapters 9 10 11 or and so on if you have anymore hit me up aight or is there a site that i can go on hit me up

  • http://www.sendmefile.com/00123523 Felus

    I put the links of chapter’s 7 video here and the admnistor of the site deleted the links.. cause its illegal!

  • http://verizon joshua

    ihave seen pt eight’s video he didnt release pt nine yet though it came on yesterday

  • Don

    So the video for 8 is out, but no audio for 9-12?

  • Luke

    We all know he can sing. But we also know that he enjoys little girls,(his marriage to TEENAGE singer Aaliyah is very valid proof of his sickness)

    I don’t see how the fuck that is suppose to be valid proof of anything at all. Now I guess I’ll have to beat my cock with a steel ruler every time I get a boner from seeing that girl who used to play the youngest sister on party of five, to punish myself for sick pedaphile thoughts.

  • Jorge

    Felus: Could you e-mail me the link or put the link in your url?? Please?!

  • duke

    oh f… it i’ll see my boy next door can burn all 12 songs for me that’ll be the album & then i’ll see if he can burn me the dvd when it comes out!

  • Ira AKA Kels

    CAn ANybody help me I would like to know if anybody got chapters 9 10 11 or and so on if you have anymore hit me up aight or is there a site that i can go on hit me up

  • casper

    wow you people really are an undecided opinion on this R. Kelly bit. There is those who believe it’s, “so bad it’s good” there are some that think it’s just good, and there are people that just plain hate this. I especially love the people that say its the same melody each song. I have one thing to say to that. If you make a 12-part song you can choose however you want the melody to be for each one, but it’s best to just leave R. Kelly alone for how he did this. It’s okay for what it is. And to those people that are still mad that R. Kelly isnt in jail, well I have nothing to say to you but please find something better to do than to make fun of an artist you don’t like. I really don’t like most of what 50 Cent does but I don’t go making fun of him or anything. I just don’t listen to his music. Do not get all pissed at me now because I seem like an R. Kelly fan but i just like the Trapped in the Closet songs. I could care less about what the lyrics are or how the story is, I just think its a good song compared to all the other songs i listen to. If you think this song is good then kudos to you, if not nobody should tell you otherwise. You know what I love you people. I love what you have to say so i’m going to put this site on my favorites for a good laugh when im down

  • Jorge

    Whoo!!! 5 days till the movie comes out!!! (waiting or dying in suspense)

  • Don

    any updates on the tracks?

  • http://butterflydancehall.blogspot.com/ Penny Woods

    Amen to the review.

  • Jorge

    Boy I am counting down till the movie! 4 days left! BTW: I got chapter 7 (video) from a website
    (can’t tell because it would be deleted anyway…)

  • WOWWWWWWW

    funnist thing ive seen in years, worst lyrics ever, worst directing ever, worst beat ever, ect. but i love it cause its so bad its like watching an ed wood movie its like watching a retard jump through a ring of fire. anyone catch the vma performance??????? that was the funnist thing ive seen im my life without a doubt. i feel that the american public has reached an all time low for allowing such crap to continue. just remember baby your body is a porterpotty

  • caden

    where can i find audio to anything after Chapter 5? Please HELP!

  • Caden

    I just got into this song and realized it doesn’t end at 5……….how can I hear the rest? Where can I buy them or download them?

  • Chris Dizzle

    I have found the videos to part 6 abd seven!! woot any one have part 8? or the audio for 8-12?

  • casper

    a comment to WOWWWWWWW:
    this is an example of why I like this blog. I love the people that focus on that stuff, so that I don’t have to. “worst lyrics ever, worst directing ever, worst beat ever, etc” I find it amazing how you can examine all of that. To be honest I struggle sometimes with matching songs with the correct singer. It’s a good thing you actually read the lyrics for what they were because I never do. When I listen to a song, I choose wether or not I like it by the beat and how the lyrics flow with the beat. for example, I liked “You Rock My World” by Michael Jackson just on the fact that the beat was good, and the lyrics flowed with the song perfectly to me (plus it was easy to dance to). That is neither here or there though. You have your rights to believe the song is “so bad it’s good”. haha

  • K Rob

    i wanna see the video for chapter 7……..anyone got it? b/c the one felus put up wont work for me

  • Caden

    Ok, someone please answer…….how do I buy or download Chapter 6-10 on AUDIO???

  • howard

    felus,got any new links for the rest of the songs?

  • howard

    did n e body see kells on jimmy kimmel last night?

  • Jorge

    Caden: Wait till November 1st to buy 1-12. Three days left!!

  • Caden

    yeah but I dont want the videos, I want the AUDIO files????

  • caden

    well i found 6-8 on my own

    Are audio for the rest out yet?

  • howard

    2 DAYS LEFT!!!

  • Jorge

    Whoo! I can’t wait!!! Tomorrow is halloween then Trapped in the closeT!!

  • casper

    yes, November 1st is coming soon. but November 1st is my brother’s birthday soo i’m just going have to wait on this

  • Jorge

    Joshua: How did you see part 8 anyway? Any links for it? *cough Felus uncough*

  • Trey

    Oh my God…… yall have definatly got to go out and get this tomorrow I just got done watching the videos for 1-12 its hilarious, and just pure genius, R. kelly the evil genius. I wont ruin it but 9 and 12 are important.

  • howard

    WHERE DID YOU SEE THEM TREY? GOT LINKS????

  • Kels

    you trye wassup man let me know where you seen or heard 9 through 12 do dog or email it to me aight holla or put the link up

  • Trey

    Two ways: I first saw it on the internet (I’d post the link but it of course would just get deleted) but its on limewire now so if your good with downloading stuff you should know what i mean and how to get it holla back my fellow TITC Fans.

  • howard

    WHAT DO YOU LOOK UP ON LIMEWIRE TO FIND IT TREY?

  • howard

    trey,do you have limewire if so what is your direct connect number if you have the videos downloaded?

  • casper

    hmm it looks like more people are interested in this now that its coming out soon. PANDAMONIUM ON THIS BLOG TOMORROW!!!

  • Don

    Today’s the day. Anyone get the movie yet?

  • howard

    JUST PICKED IT UP. HADNT WATCHED IT YET ABOUT TO !

  • howard

    the man is a musical,lyrical genius that is outta his fuckin’ mind. this shit is crazy!

  • Ira AKA Kels

    R Kelly is the best hes been doing it for years and he adapts to anything whether it a love song or r&b hip hop or drama i mean hes the best but one album dont make you better than r kelly so all yall usher fans or saying that usher is better than kels come on r kelly writes his own shit usher doesnt jemaine dupri and babyface does but i like usher dont get it twisted but trapped in the closet 6-12 is crazy

  • Jorge

    Trey: Post the link so we can get it. It came out today!! Whoo!!!!!!!!!!! I’m gonna buy it at 2:15! I’m getting the uncensored verision.

  • http://nov23 barbara

    R.Kelly is my Baby and all you people talking down on him can get the mess off his fan site HOuston,Tx baby

  • daniel(dsdavis6@hotmail.com)

    can any one email or post links or actual audio as i am so desperate 2 hear 9-12 im in england and people over here dont even realise there is 7 chapters let alone 12. i need 9-12 so if anyone can help plz do

    thanks

  • Jorge

    Trey: What do you have to type in on limewire?

  • Jorge

    Only 45 minutes left till my mom takes me to target and buys it!I am dead because of suspense!!!!!!!!!! Only 45 minutes!!!! Ok well now it’s 44 minutes but you get the point! Whoo!!!!!! Wonder if they’re gonna have the video for the chapter that was on the vma’s.

  • daniel

    jorge i thought u was getting it at 2.15 anyway at least it actually has a release over there

  • daniel

    yeah it does its chapter 12 but the end is slightly diff wont give it away but no huge cliffhanger i just know what happens aint heard it

  • KRob

    is it on limewire??? if so, wat do u type in?

  • Jorge

    *sigh* Motherfu**** parents!! They didn’t let me buy it with my own money!!!

  • casper

    I knew you people would go crazy about this today. w00t! finally it’s out so please all you TITC haters please try to be nice. You know who you are ;). well i’m going ton get this some other time cause me mom in I are sort of into this. Well, catch you knuckz later (possibly on another blog considering R Kelly). Oh, before you ask, knuckz is not the shorter version of knuckleheads. It’s a word I made up that I use to define cool people, so I called you cool, not a knucklehead.

  • Jorge

    I need to watch 1-12 (well really 8-12 and listen to 9-12!!!)

  • Chuck

    well, can’t list the link where the AUDIO is, but if anyone is familiar with torrent files, they can use the normal sites and find the audio for 1-12

  • howard

    try to list the link real fast. would you?

  • Chris Dizzle

    OMG, guys, part 12 is the best!!!! OMG OMG. when are the next 5 parts coming? If u guys want the parts email me at chrisdizzleATcomcast.net

  • http://mobile,alabama andy aka spanish p

    Yo all i want 2 say is that im a die hard kellz fan and i dont care what any 1 say that shitz hot the reason i say that is beacause it is something new that has rarely ever been done and i just got 2 give kellz his propz and i support him any way that i can and plus i lived up in chi town 4 bout 2 yrs so u now i gotta rep.One more thing tho kellz do yo thing bro and fuck what every 1 sayz do what u gotta do 2 survive .p.s. keep makin good music.

  • http://mobile,alabama andy aka spanish p

    i more thing make the next videos off da chain.

  • andy aka spanish p

    i mean 1 more thing lol

  • daniel

    i found a torrent named simply trapped in the closet it was in music section of mininova.org but no sources at all did a search in many other torrent sites tried searching many alternates like titc n i could find no torrents that stated it had anything above 8 someone please help me. i cant find release dates over here in uk. they dont even have information on the fact there is more then 5 chapters in most shops. please help me. i only need chapters 9-12

  • MajorPayne

    I NEED THE VIDEOS FOR 8-12 HELP ME GUYS PLZZZZ

  • chuck

    if you do a search for trapped in the closet on torrentspy, you will find the audio for 1-12

  • A Fan

    Can someone pleaseeeeeeee tell me where i can find part 6-12 audio files on Limewire Ive been looking forl ike 3 weeks its driving me crazy!

  • howard

    YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD BIT TORRENT. ITS FREE. IT WILL GIVE YOU ALL 12 AUDIO AND THE DVD.JUST TYPE IN BIT TORRENT IN THE SEARCH ENGINE AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS.

  • A Fan

    wth is Bit torrent…… Why cant i find it on limewire?

  • Jorge

    could someone please e-mail me the torrent for the dvd?

  • a fan

    what do i look for in the torrent for chapters 9-12?

  • a fan

    can someone email me the torren for 9 and up?

  • howard

    FOREGET ABOUT LIMEWIRE. GO TO INTERNET EXPLORER AND PUT BIT TORRENT IN THE SEARCH ENGINE AND YOU WILL FIND IT OR EMAIL ME AT [email deleted]

  • Felus

    Can anyone tell me whats going on in part 12? i didnt understand it!

  • howard

    KATHY FOUND OUT THAT THE MAN SHE SLEPT WITH WAS HER FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL HUSBAND. R.KELLYS CHARACTERN IS THE HUSBAND OF GWENDOLYN AND SHE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE GAY GUYS WIFE.THEY ARE LIKE BEST FRIENDS.

  • Jorge

    Felus…. I LOVE YOU!!! Yo people e-mail me for the links for the videos of 6-12!!

  • Joseph

    Hey looking for the torrent for Chapters 6-12, email me at jjimerson2atyahoo.com if someone has the torrent.

  • Felus

    i didnt understand, cathy found out the girl who’s Gwen talking about with the wig was her?

    and in few words she found out that she slept with Sylevster(r.kelly)? and Gwen didnt know that?

  • majorpaye

    i need the videos for 8-12 where canb i get them….I NEEEEED THEMMMM

  • http://verizon joshua

    can somebody just post the lyrics

  • howard

    FELUS THAT IS VERY CORRECT. GWEN DIDNT KNOW THAT SYLVESTER SLEPT WITH CATHY.

  • Rome

    Hey Felus or Jorge can one of you send me the link to 6 thru 12 videos [deleted] at charter(dot)net

    thanks

  • mark

    honestly i used to like r kelly both as a person and an artist hence the words used to as a person i hate the fact that people are still ok witht he man having sex and pissing on underaged girls… if it was your daughter or sister you know you’d want to bust his ass no doubt, but because he’s r. kelly it’s aight! …and i’m sorry but r kelly is dead serious he thinks the trapped crapped is going to trancend his career…

    1-5 were ok but 6 through 8 is garbage and the whole midget thing yet to be seen is even more chessier and the interview with the characters is so stupid… and Rosie the nosey neighbor who she gona wind up messing with Twan? It’s like a silly black version of the soap opera Passions… he should just stop before no one takes him seriously any longer…
    his string of hits he performed on the BET anniversery show showed his true talent…he should stick to that!

  • howard

    MARK YOUR ASS IS A HATER. IF YOU ARE SO UNHAPPY WITH R.KELLY WHY R U EVEN ON THIS BLOG? ASK YOURSELF THAT QUESTION.[deleted in line with comment policy on personal insults]

  • mark

    ok first what are 13? (retard? come on who says that honestly?!!!!)if you read correctly i didn’t say i hated on him and i do say the man has talent this trapped stuff doesn’t display it and i came on here to see how people felt about it…it’s a blog you idiot everybody has their own opinion..why is it your need to insult people that don’t agree with you ask yourself that question…

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Seeing how the original post that all these comments are responding to is in basic agreement with Mark, his presence here is entirely appropriate.

  • howard

    WHO ELSE HAS COME UP WITH SOMETHING THIS INTERESTING? MARK?

  • http://w6daily.winn.com/ Phillip Winn

    Howard, my children have colored things more interesting.

    In their sleep.

  • howard

    PHILIP WHY AR EYOU EVEN ON HERE? IF IS SO NOT INTERESTING TO YOU GET OFF THIS SITE!

  • http://pewview.mu.nu Warren

    lol

    Howard, Phillip is the guy who keeps this blog going. He’s got every right to be on here.

  • Jorge

    Why don’t all of you stop talking shit about R.Kelly! I mean, yeah he did sexual abuse but the girl was willing! Besides that, he’s a great singer! Why don’t you stop hating R.Kelly for that and talk about his music?! I bet most of you hate him because of what he did but not his music.

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Oh dear god no! It’s the music.

  • reggie

    OMG you guys!! R Kelly is a genius and that’s all there is to it. Who would have expected those shocking twists it has?

    Pete, ‘….It’s obvious that this is supposed to be very serious…”???!?!?!
    hell no man!! This **** wasn’t meant to be serious, i actually think it was everything but serious.

    Just look at how he rhymes, and those unrealistic situalions…R kelly is a hero!!

    who’s with me?

  • http://xyz@hotmail.com Bman

    Can anyone please send me trapped in the closet chapter 1-12 videos and where to download it from.

  • mark

    First off thanks to Pete for saying something on my behalf…anyway yes i’ve been a fan of R. Kelly since he cam out some things i liked some things i didn’t and some i loved…this i don’t love….it’s chessy yes but he shouldn’t go to far with it..because people that don’t his body of work will only focus on this and it may hurt him in the end…the business of music is to fickle to take things to far……and to Jorge the fact that you said and i quote” I mean, yeah he did sexual abuse but the girl was willing! ” scares me….and yes i can separate the two if i couldn’t i wouldn’t of said one good thing about R. Kelly….And to Howard at true fan would be able to defend their artist by saying more than just somebody’s hatin!…..i’m sorry to go own so much but don’t mean to offend

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    To amplify what Mark said: the “fact” that the girl was willing (how the heck do you know, anyway?) is totally irrelevant in the eyes of the law. That’s why it’s called statutory rape. A 14-year old does not have the ability to consent to sexual activity in the legal sense. And yes, the fact that you think it’s ok for a 30-something-year-old man to have sex with teenagers is beyond scary.

    I agree that this has nothing to do with his music. It’s another strike against him, is all. His music fails (in my humble opinion) all on its own.

  • http://red Danielle j

    R kelly is so fine and taleented. I love trapped in the closet did any one see pt 8 yet i have

  • Mike Jones

    Lets clear this up. First of all the girl he pissed on was 15. But the real question is how old is 15 anyways? Seriously at 15 you should be able to know if you want to get pissed on at not. I could at 15. At 15 i smoked reefa from time to time, my friends had jobs, i was trying to finger fuck. I knew what was going on around me enough. So how old is 15? Lets take Elizabeth Smart for example she was 15 wasn’t she? Got kidnapped from her home by some white trash hill bilies and they took her 8 miles away from her house for 6 months. Thats Two exits on the expressway. They ain’t even tie her up they said ” dont go anywhere or we will kill you” and she stayed there like a dummy. And people say but she is only 15. True But on the other hand lets go to Flordia a 15 year old black GUY was practicing wrestling moves on his neighbor and they gave him LIFE in prison at 15. The D.A defense was that “was a got damn piledriver, that nigger knew what he was doing. If he gets any better we would have to send the rock to go arrest him. All I’m saying is you have to make up your mind across the board how old 15 is. If 15 is old enough to go to prison, Well damn’t 15 is old enough to get pissed on. THats all i’m saying. Because if i had a choice to go jail or get pissed on by r kelly, it wouldn’t be a choice. “BRING IN R KELLY” Piss will wash off. I rather get peed on, on the outside than fucked in the butt on the outside. So Fuck R kelly and those charges. ITS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!! Make up your midn on how old 15 is across the board

  • Durdenite

    R. Kelly is a dumbass child molester that had talent for about 2 years, but it went away and now its gone forever.

    This “Trapped in the Closet” is the worst piece of $%&$ to come out in years. Anyone who likes it needs to find some role models with intelligence before they’re 40 and working at Walmart to help ends meet for theyz baby’s daddy.

    Word to R. Kelly’s momma.

  • UncleMichaelo

    I need the videos for 8-12 where can i get them….We need it …we need see it!

  • a fan

    How many chapters are going to be there in total?

  • howard

    I HEARD KELLY SAY AT THE END OF THE DVD THAT HE WOULD B BACK WITH 20 MORE CHAPTERS. WHO KNOWS?

  • casper

    Now it is time for me to step in and shine light on this blown up situation. According to my knowledge, this blog was started on R. Kelly’s songs on TP.3 Reloaded “Trapped In The Closet” chapters 1 through 5. Apparently this blog drifted to R. Kelly’s court case which it really shouldn’t have. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COMMENT ON THE SONG NOT THE SEX. Unfortunately people can not ignore the pissing (Dave Chappelle did a number on you guys). Well I can’t change the opinion of the listeners (except it would be nice to stop hearing negativity on a blog) and i can’t make everyone comment positivly on the music.

    Well i’m that dude that comes on the blogs
    to read why people argue over songs
    This song’s blog has really gotten out-of-hand
    Maybe that was Kellz grand master plan
    Can’t tell for sure
    but i can tell ya this
    A lot of people think
    R. Kellz is s***!

  • casper

    20 more chapters…wow

  • howard

    FINALLY SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS WHAT THIS BLOG IS ALL ABOUT. CASPER YOU THE SMARTEST M&^$@!F^%$(* ON THIS BLOG. IT AINT ABOUT WHAT THE MAN DOES IN HIS PERSONAL TIME.

  • casper

    Thank you Howard. Well, either way some people just don’t like the song. It’s pointless to try and change their mind. Like, Pete Blackwell is a prime example. Yes, Pete did comment on the sex tape, but Pete just generally doesn’t like R. Kelly’s music. Some songs R. Kelly made are stupid. “Trapped in The Closet” apparently is just another stupid song to them. For this blog I think chapters 1 through five were good…well except for chapter 4…that one I could have lived without.

  • Jorge

    Comment 315 by Mike Jones:Lets clear this up. First of all the girl he pissed on was 15. But the real question is how old is 15 anyways? Seriously at 15 you should be able to know if you want to get pissed on at not. I could at 15. At 15 i smoked reefa from time to time, my friends had jobs, i was trying to finger fuck. I knew what was going on around me enough. So how old is 15? Lets take Elizabeth Smart for example she was 15 wasn’t she? Got kidnapped from her home by some white trash hill bilies and they took her 8 miles away from her house for 6 months. Thats Two exits on the expressway. They ain’t even tie her up they said ” dont go anywhere or we will kill you” and she stayed there like a dummy. And people say but she is only 15. True But on the other hand lets go to Flordia a 15 year old black GUY was practicing wrestling moves on his neighbor and they gave him LIFE in prison at 15. The D.A defense was that “was a got damn piledriver, that nigger knew what he was doing. If he gets any better we would have to send the rock to go arrest him. All I’m saying is you have to make up your mind across the board how old 15 is. If 15 is old enough to go to prison, Well damn’t 15 is old enough to get pissed on. THats all i’m saying. Because if i had a choice to go jail or get pissed on by r kelly, it wouldn’t be a choice. “BRING IN R KELLY” Piss will wash off. I rather get peed on, on the outside than fucked in the butt on the outside. So Fuck R kelly and those charges. ITS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!! Make up your midn on how old 15 is across the board

    Lol. I heard that on dave chapple’s show.

  • Jorge

    Rome: Look somewhere where instead of a name there’s an e-mail address. That’s me so e-mail it and I’ll send you the links ASAP.

  • Mohamed

    well, i just listened to chapters 6-12, and i gotta tell u, compared to 1-5, it’s kinda cheesy!. Don’t get me wrong, i love TITC, but, Kelly could have cut the chapters from 6-12 to let’s say 6-9, because he just draaags the scenes so he can make many chapters on. and it’s kinda getting annoying, the cheating thing, everyone’s cheating, what…what’s next?!? how come James knows Chuck and Rufus, could it be he had a fling with Chuck!?!? i don’t know, i’m just throwing punches at what might happen :-)

    well that’s my 2 cents.

  • http://www.shoptiludrop247.com justin

    my email is [deleted]

    i know the site with only the unreleased music but no videos. they just added chapter 9-11

    mtv will be showing access granted: r.kelly chapter 7+ very soon. forgot what date and time they said but is VERY SOON (probably days or a week).

  • http://www.shoptiludrop247.com justin

    rkelly has fallen off with trapped in the closet after part 6. makes no sense now.

  • http://shoptiludrop247.com justin

    r.kelly chapter 6-8 video coming on MTV TODAY!!!

    CST 10:00pm is when it is showing. Don’t miss it!!!

  • Mitchell

    Trapped in closet is the lamest thing ever. Its a piece of crap dissused as something new and bold. Any half wit can apply a cheesy soap oprea plot to an r&b groove. No originality here.

  • casper

    in response to Mitchell:
    I once read a story. A man told these people to make an egg stand tall. They all tried but none of them could get the egg to do it. The man that told the other men to make the egg stand tall took the egg, tapped its underside lightly, and made the egg stand tall. When the people saw what the man did, they noticed they could do it to. But the fact is that nobody did it.
    Same thing almost applies here. Anybody CAN put a soap opera story on top of an R&B melody. The fact is, Mitchell, not many people have done it. That’s what makes the song original. You get an A for effort, Mitchell, but maybe you should find a stronger reason for not liking the song.

  • Raymon

    Is there anyone that can help me on a version of part 5 that is explicit because i keep hearing these beeps in the beginning instead of fuck or shit..

  • Richard

    yeah,.. you’re right i’ve that problems too with the first chapter when Cathy(Mary) says: or some SHIT is gonna get down.. anyone can help me on that one

  • Jorge

    Well I son’t know jack about chapter 5 BUT for chapter 1 you could download the video called

    Trapped in the closet FULL VIDEO

    Or it might say

    Trappped_In_The_Closet_FULL_VIDEO

    Download whichever one has the words FULL VIDEO in that order and FULL VIDEO is capitalized.

  • confused

    How come Kathy who is Gwens BEST FRIEND, doesnt know how Silvestor looks like??? I mean, didnt Kathy go to their wedding?? blooper there Robert Kelly..

  • Casper

    honestly, confused…I don’t even know. And according to howard, I was supposed to be the smartest one on this topic(I find this intering because HOWARD dissed a fourteen year old for commenting on this blog and I am fourteen myself… hmmm curiousoity) Anyway. My best guess is that she was too drunk to remember what Sylvester looked like. Or maybe she was invited to the wedding and never went. Both seem highly doubtable but eh =/ its an explanation for now.

  • Sarah

    OMFG I LOVED THE WHOLE THING!
    THE VIDEO
    THE SONGS

    THE DRAMA
    THE EXITEMENT

    SUSPENSE
    SURPRISE

    ALLL OF ITT <3 !!

    I LOVE IT OMFG I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO
    SAY ALL OF THIS! KEEP EM COMINGGG ! <3

    ¿WHEN IS MORE COMING¿!

    LOVE ALWAYS,
    █§ARAH

  • chuck

    the song just says they went to high school together, doesn’t mean they were really close. Either that or he just screwed up.

  • howard

    IN RESPONSE TO CASPER: DID YOU SEE WHAT THE 14 YEAR OLD HAD TO SAY ABOUT ADULTS? SHE NEEDE TO BE DISSED. I AINT SCARED OF NO 1. BUT YOU HAVE MADE SINCE WITH YOUR ARGUMENTS. 14 IN YEARS OLDER IN MIND. REMEMBER THAT CASPER.

  • casper

    in response to howard:
    I have been told I think with a more sophisticated mind. It must be because I actually observe situations but I don’t know for sure. I like to give most of my credit to CANCEL THE VIRUS Education (very difficult to explain. Find my e-mail address and I might explain in an e-mail). But in all honesty, howard, don’t be fooled by my intelligence because I do really stupid things sometimes (like lay down in the middle of the street while a car is coming, or put a lot of candy in my mouth to the point where I can’t talk)

  • confused

    I live in Sweden and I preordered the DVD because I LOVED 1-5!! I really thought that R Kellys performence at the VMA:s was chapter 6 and I built all my theories on that performence and now it seems like it was a “fake” one that he only did to please the audience.

    Well actually parts of it is chapter 12 in the DVD. Anyone here that is begging to download the DVD I say BUY IT GOD DAMIT! It is so worth it, good quality, amazing extras, behind the scenes and R Kelly commenting alot. I just love the way that they have created something like this, I mean how R Kelly created something like this and god damit forget about his crimes before, they have nothing to do with his “Trapped in the Closet”.

    I just wonder one thing: When the actors record these chaptervideos, do they hear R Kelly in the backround or do they like “whisper” to eachother while shooting the whole thing in a total silence? Just so you know, there are no houses or doors, its all created at a set. Even when they open a door, the door is fake.. There are som BIG BLOOPERS though, for example Tron gets shot on this right sholder and still he could grab the policemans gun and point it against the door WITHOUT any problem!!

    Anyway, all I want to say is: BUY THE DVD!

  • http://kareemah4139255@aol.com kareemah

    r kelly this trapped in the closet shit i hot when did you start thinking about shit like this

  • A FAN

    hey I need chapter 6 pleasee can someone email me it? [no personal contact details please] pleassssse

  • casper

    tuckerjalil

  • casper

    at msn.com eh thats my email…hopefully it’s not deleted

  • duke

    its gonna be a total of 22 chapters when he’s done with it so its gonna be a while he dropped 12 so how many more is he gonna drop? you do the math you damn trapped in the closet haters! oh yeah my favorite part was when twon & rob opened the door & they thought it was someone else but it was rosey! the part i did’ent get was why in the hell was he on the floor crakin’ up about his whole day he spent with gwen,the paster & chuck,the cop & then finding out his wife slept with another n….at his house i would’ve thrown her ass out & went after the cop that done did some sh.. he was’ent supposed to do in the bed i sleep in sh..! i mean yeah he did wrong by getting with cathy but damn to find condoms on yo bed thats nuthin to laugh about!

  • jake

    alot of people do alot of sh.. & get hurt seriously for it sometimes it helps to laugh these days dogg! that takes away all that negative engery out of you.yeah i see yo point finding another man in yo crib ain’t nuthin to crack up about,finding out the dude the girl you messing with was gay thats nuthin to laugh about,getting a ticket by the cop that banged yo wife ain’t nuthin to laugh about & more then that pullin out guns in every episode ain’t nuthin to crack up about.i’m like why you got pull out the 9 everytime you can’t handle yo bizz with another man one on one? rufus i think r.kell should of just knocked him out soon as he came to the closet!

  • lisa

    if you ask me i would’ent been laughin’ i would of got my sh.. out of my back & shot yo balls of for bringin’ another bi.. at my crib & in my bed that would of ended the drama right there!laughin’ for what? n….please i understand some people have the nerve to do whatever they mate do to them but to laugh about it n….please you can kiss my ass!

  • iRA AKA KELS

    FIRST OF ALL TO ALL THE HATER ABOUT TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET ITS NOT OVER SOTO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING IT DONT MAKE SINCE IF YOU LISTEN IT DOES ITS JUST THAT YOU DID NOT HEAR THE WHOLE STORY DUMMIES AND IF YOU ARE A R KELLY HATER BUT YOU KNOW THE WORDS AND YOU ARE WATCHING THE VIDEOS (HELLO DUMB PEOPLE HE WANTS YALL TO DO THAT SO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT TALK ABOUT IT, ITS AMAZING THAT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DONT LIKE IT KNOW THE WORDS GIVE THE MAN CREDIT HES TRYING SUMTHING THATS NEW AND EVIDENTLY ITS WORKING REGUARDLESS OF WHAT HE DOES OR ANYBODY DOES EVERYBODYS NOT GOING TO LIKE SOMEONE SONG BUT HE STARTING SUMTHING NEW AND ONE THING ABOUT R KELLY THAT ALOT OF THE R&B CATS THAT ARE OUT NOW IS THAT HES NOT AFRAID TO TAKE CHANCES AND HE WRITES HIS OWN MUSIC (SO USHER IS A GREAT ENTERTAINER BUT DOESNT WRITE HIS OWN MUSIC JERMAINE DUPRI WRITES HIS SHIT AT THIS TIME YOU CAN NAME NO OTHER R&B ARTIST THAT HAS MORE HIT THAN R KELLY RAPIST OR NOT HE CAN WRITE (R KELLY BRIAN MCKNIGHT, BABYFACE ARE TODAYS GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO WRITING.

  • Rose AUA

    Hey… R.Kelly will ALWAYS be around! Love his work. Trapped in the closet,AWESOME! For those who did not like it… wait, I don’t even care! haha R.KELLY 4-EVER!

  • Anthony T. Ogunware

    Well well well, guess who found lyrics for Chapter 13!!! And it’s hot as HELL!!! No JOKE! “He” really brings you back into the story in this chapter. He should have completely left out the parts about the Police Officer’s Problems. Whoever wants lyrics… you can either wait till the end of the week for the postings, or… Email me at: well, they won’t let me post my email address… so… wait until Friday, and I’ll release it for you guys.

    I have an insider. Crazy story. I wonder what happens next!!!

  • Chris Davis

    Dude, if u have 13 lyrics contact me at [deleted]

    As far as 1-12, there is one thing that I don’t get that R kelly left out. The cop knows chuck and rofus, how?

  • T.O.2.

    Yeah, I hate the way the COP hmmm, ALL OF A SUDDEN KNOWS CHUCK AND RUFUS! I mean, Come on now… there could have been a better way of relating both of them to the cop. It’s sad the way he did it. Although, it was funny when the cop said, “Pssh, What you talkin’ bout.” Then R. Kelly gives the look and say… “Rufus! Chuck!?!…” I’ll have Chapter 13 lyrics for you by the end of Thursday, or Friday afternoon.

  • Chuck

    He obviously did that on purpose, to have you thinking about how he knows them and wanting more. Probably some gay love triangle or something.

  • http://www.geocities.com/anthony_t_ogunware/Chapter13_Lyrics_TITC.html TO2

    Lyrics for Chapter 13 are now available!!!
    here

    [Sorry, I had to delete the rest. Apart from the potential copyright issue of quoting entire lyrics, you pasted the text into Blogcritics and the program you used to write the text had stuffed it full of odd characters, which is why it didn’t read properly.

    It is VITAL that only the basic code allowed is used on these pages.

    Thanks for your help on this.]

  • Raymon

    What the hell chapter 13 … !?! I’m searching my ass off and i only have the lyrics till chapter 6,.. anyone can help me fill in the blanks here..

  • Raymon

    Hey evrybody.. I can’t find shit with LimeWire besides the first 8 parts,.. can anyone post a link or zip file with the other available parts..

    Thanx..

  • Chris Davis

    Did u guys catc how the midget says “the man tha payed me would shoot me if i told.” a MAN payed him? I thougt BRiget did?

  • TO2

    Interesting fact you relay there… he did say a man. and then Bridget covers it up by saying… “I admit it, I did it, I paid him…”. Good point Chris. Good point. So, somebody else is in it with the midget. Good point.

  • A FAN

    Could anyone pleaseeeeeeee tell me where i can find chapter 6……..

  • jon

    find chapter 6 lyrics? or video? Go ahead RUFUS! pick the wife! i knew it. this is great. chapter13 iz great.

  • Joe C.

    1980’S, MICHAEL JACKSON, THRILLER = 2005-2006, R. KELLY, TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET. Personally, I think trapped is better, it’s a story, not a song, haters get off it about the melody, it’s a 40 minute story set to music at the moment, and when 13-22 come out it’ll be almost a 2 hour story, in other words a full-length feature. Get off his dick, he knows what’ll keep people coming back to the story, such as… AN AUTHOR?!!? take this song for the story, not the melody, period

  • Joe C

    BTW, why would bridget pay a midget to knock her up? Guess only I caught that

  • http://HOTGURL@YAHOO.COM ELIZABETH

    WELL, I LIKE ALL THE TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET VIDEOS
    BECAUSE OF THE CHARACTERS AND HOW EACH OF THEM
    CHEATS ON THERE LOVER IT’S ALL FUNNY IN A WAY BECAUSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT IN SOME CASES THAT’S
    THE WAY LIFE IS AND I TRULY THINK R KELLY IS DOING A GREAT JOB. OH AND FOR THE RECORD FORGET THOSE CHARGES THEM YOUNG HOES AINT SHIT! :)

  • http://HOTGURL@YAHOO. ELIZABETH

    SORRY GUYS MY COMPUTER IS ACTING UP STILL GOY LOVE FOR YA

  • jon

    because she probably was drunk at ‘dixies’, the club where ‘big man’ worked.

  • casper

    ah yes, I have returned (hate me if you must). I, personally think that the midget and Twon are the best characters so far (I really found it hilarious that the midget is called, Big Man because he’s “blessed”) and for Twon…Eh I thought he was alright ever since he was able to snatch the cop’s gun away with that hole in his arm. Oh, and I can’t forget about Dixies! HAHA! I knew that was meant to be funny the second I heard it. Everyone should have been able to piece together the connection between, Dixies, a strip club, and Big Man, a male stripper.
    The story is now getting better after its little decline, (chapters 8 and 9) and I can’t wait to see how Roxanne and Tina fit into all of this, because, like all people that had nothing else better to do than to read the credits, heard Kelz mention to NOT forget about Roxanne or Tina who will be introduced, physically, to the story later (hopefully).

  • A FAN

    Please someone, I need chapter 6 audio file, if any chapters pass 12 are available for audio id greatly appreciate gettingt hem too.

  • A fan

    Please someone be able to tell me if they can send me chapter 6 through email…. and Chapter 13+ and after……..Im looking every where on limewire but they are idiots on it and call chapter 3,4,2,1, everything buy the real chapter 6 chapter 6.

  • Chocolate Thunder

    Can someone please tell me how to get chapters 7-12.

  • Chocolate Thunder

    Can someone please tell me how to get chapters 7-12.

  • CJ

    I don’t think he made the whole trapped in the closet thing as a serious song/video if you ask me. It’s all just about comedy and ending each chapter with a cliffhanger to get more people to buy it so he’ll get money. After all, the song isn’t really so much a song as it is just a story R Kelly made in an attempt to draw in a few more dollars, a bit more attention, and entertain audiences with its humor. True, at parts the song is really corny, but it IS funny at a lot of parts and DOES take a couple of unexpected twists. Which is why i can’t wait for chapter 7. But all that’s just my opinion. I could be wrong.

  • a fan

    yooo come one you all cant we help me out finding chapter 6 so i can quit posting about it… please? Just send me the audo file

  • Chris Davis

    Since the lyrics are out, does that mean that the song itself is out?

  • Chris Davis

    Just to point somehting else out too, not only does the cop mention Chuck and Rofus, BUT the midget also says “man I was payed not to tell ya…. Mister the MAN THAT PAYED ME would shoot me If I tell” A man payed him?

  • Chuck

    I think he had every intention of leaving it at chapter 5. But he saw how receptive people were to the whole concept and wanted to see how far he could take it. The first 5 chapters seem more thought out than the other ones. With that said, its still a great song and concept.

  • Trey

    Hey “A FAN” e mail me man—> [personal contact info = bad.Comments Editor] and ill hook ya up, and anyone else that is missin a part just holla at me TITC for life!!!!!!

  • Josh

    Crappy Song & Video

  • http://www.geocities.com/anthony_t_ogunware/Chapter13_Lyrics_TITC.html demi

    chapter 13 was released earlier on this website.
    you could also find the lyrics:

    The lyrics are crazy. they actually make sense this time. I also heard if you sign the guest book, you will get lyrics sent directly to your email address. I have lyrics up to Chapter 10 already. And I just signed the book two days ago. – Demi and I also have Chapter 13 emailed to me. this is great!!!

    [Sorry Demi, I had to delete the lyrics. You probably saw they were full of weird symbols which made them hard to read. I have made your link active if that’s any consolation and you are welcome to re-type the lyrics in, rather than paste them. Comments Editor]

  • Pascal

    i heard that there would be 22 chapters and more!!

    22 chapters were already started or finished!
    i’d like to buy the dvd but should i since there will be others.. this is so a great story and song :)

  • Taintedskater814

    Heyyyyyyyyy Trey [edited on the basis that it’s not wise to put contact info here] and its me, Im A fan, ive been lookin for chapter 6 for like 2 weeks, if you ahve 13 too it’ll help

  • Tainted

    btw its [edited. you know why]………. didnt finish it for some reason. but yeah its that and at My Stupid… Network. ( take the capital letters from my stupid and network . com

  • http://warringtonhottest lisha

    for all dem haters out there stop hatin on r.kelly he is doin his thang and da mo yall hate the mo sucess he gon get whether u like it or not

  • http://myspace.com/dcskater69 Afan

    Hmm url, what is it, and i still need chapter 6 and 13, this message thing keeps editing my email and im starting to grow to a big dislike to it. If you would like to please just send me 6 i have 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 11 and 12. If you good at math you may notice a number missing

    [Afan: it is BC policy not to allow personal contact details here – for everyone’s safety. Sorry if that’s frustrating. Comments Editor]

  • A fan

    This is drivin me absolutely crazy. I need chapter 6 pleaseeeeeeeee someone help this kid out pretty pretty please with surgar and cherries

  • Jorge

    I think I speak for everyone when I say, Howc did you get Chapter 13!?

  • TO2

    I thought I saw 14 somewhere… I’ll research…
    but… Chapter 13 is here

  • Jorge

    Yes,Yes,Yes I know that. BUT where can you find the audio? Or the video?

  • casper

    nowhere stop asking

  • A fan

    Hey uhh yeah im glad that you found chapter 13 lyrics, now how bout chapter 6 audio file for me?

  • Raymon

    Hey,.. everybody can someone please help me out by posting some chapters in a WinZip file cause i’ve only got it til part 6 and everybody is already talking about chapter 14..!!

    PLEASE HELP ME..

  • Jorge

    A fan: Highlight (left click on the mouse and then drag it) something on the top then press ctrl+f (at the same time) and a box will pop up. Type in Felus then click his URL.It will open a window with 6-8.

  • http://dkfjdslkfjlskdfjlkdsjflkdsfj BIG fan

    Where do i find chapter 12…….i dont want to buy the movie

  • Jorge

    Do the same thing I told A Fan but type in Jorge instead of Felus. Eventually You will come across the word Jorge in a post. The name will not be Jorge but instead an e-mail address.That will be my e-mail address. E-mail me for the links on 1-12.

  • Jorge

    Josh:Well you obviously don’t have good taste in music.

  • Mohamed

    chapter 13 kinda look fake, don’t u think it’s too early for Rufus to dump Chuck for his wife?? if Kelly wrote 22 chapters or some?

  • TO2

    didn’t you watch the MTV Music awards idiot? He suppose to have dumped Chuck in Chapter 6. Who else saw that?

  • Raymon

    Can anyone set a link or file with the mp3 version of part 9 or higher

  • Chocolate Thunder

    Hey y’all!!! Thanks Jorge for emailing me the chapter links unfortunately my computer won’t allow me to view it. Can you email the links for the lyrics. I guess for right now that’s the only way I am going to know what the hell is going on.

  • Chocolate Thunder

    I forgot,Jorge, I’m TLDoss. You emailed me this past weekend and I emailed you back saying thankyou and much love.

  • Chocolate Thunder

    Anyone out there please email me [Deleted. Not a good idea to put your contact stuff in here.You never know who’s seeing it. Comments Editor]
    I need the lyrics for chapters 7-12

  • Chocolate Thunder

    Oh folks thats [Deleted. Comments Editor]!

  • Shaddy-AfterMath

    OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDD LOL

    A FUCKIN MIDGET ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKIN IM DYIN LAUGHIN HERE!!!!!!! OH GOD THE TEARS MAN THATS FUCKIN JOKESSSSSSS!!!!!!

  • TO2

    Yeah, that was pretty wack wasn’t it.

  • casper

    It was meant to be a joke. My dad was laughing too. R. Kelly even said it himself.

  • dercio aka kool_d

    trapped in the closet is the best thnig iv ever seen from r kelly 4 the long time the trapped in the closet video in off the hook man lol. iv seen it like 5 time in 1 day
    its jokes with littel man init (half pint) lol
    anywayz sfe ppl keep
    enjoing the video
    sfe peace out
    keep it up r-kelly

  • Jorge

    OMG!!!! I saw Part 13!!!! the Video!!!! It’s the same thing like the lyrics of 13.

  • Chris Davis

    What was the EXACT name of the file?

  • Jorge

    It was called…

    Nothing!

  • demi

    lol, wtf?

  • J.D

    [Deleted] r. kelly he too old to be making shit like dis making old childish ass videos
    ch.1-6 were all’ight but those utha ones are just plain dumb and childish
    so [Deleted] r. kelly aka [Deleted]

  • Jorge

    Hey [Deleted] Called J.D! stop dissing on R. Kelly

  • JOSE AND JD

    JORGE DONT DIS MY BROTHER JD, [Suprimido],
    [Suprimido] JORGE AND HIS MOMA AND HIS WHOLE FAM.

    [Suprimido]

  • FEZ

    NAWFSIDE FA-SHO AND R.KELLY CAN [Suprimido] OFF WIT JORGE
    AND JOSE AND DAT [Suprimido] JD

  • http://none Conrad Dobler

    Yes, all the paya hatas are boring and illiterate. But Blackwell is a terrible critic despite the stupid attacks on him. How do we know? The real tipoff (besides the quite sophisticated “n’est pas” rebuke!) was the comparison to “Restoration drama.” Well, yes, indeed! “Trapped in the Closet,” DID put me in mind of John Dryden as well!
    Well, actually, no, not at all. But what it did put me in mind of was sort of shabby class pretensions and unexamined racism. I’m guessing, what, you’re sort of a bitter grad student? White, surely. In city but one that has lost its industrial luster: Pittsburgh? Binghamton? Cincinnati? Not a lot of black people where you live, are there?

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Alright, “Conrad Dobler,” if that is your real name. I was thinking more Wycherly than Dryden, if you must know. Broad melodrama with plenty of bed-hopping, cuckoldry and the like. Sounds like a perfect comparison to me, save one thing: R. Kelly is nowhere near as clever as a Wycherly or a Congreve. Plus, I don’t remember any midgets in Restoration drama.

    By “shabby class pretensions” are you implying that I pretend to be from a shabby class? Otherwise you make no sense.

    Nice try at the CSI-style forensic profile, but you’re way off. I lived for 27 years in Chicago and New York City, both of which have a lot of minorities, last I checked.

    I’m not in graduate school. I don’t know about the quality of your education, but I learned about Restoration drama my sophomore year of college.

    Oh, by the way, when you suggest that I am an unexamined racist because I use a very common French phrase and reference old English theater, you’re implying that black people are too stupid to understand what I’m talking about. That would make you the racist, last I checked.

  • demi

    ya’ll are both idiots. It’s a Trapped In the Closet forum. if you want to talk about history and literature… go to one of those dam forums. Ain’t nobody trying to read that shit here.

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Demi,

    This is not a “Trapped in the Closet” forum. It is a comment string in response to a (very tongue-in-cheek) review I wrote about Chapters 1-5. It is absolutely fine for you to treat it as a forum and I’m glad Blogcritics could provide a space for so many fans to come together and exchange information about the new chapters as they come out. But it’s also the place for readers to comment on the review itself and call me an idiot, if that’s how they feel.

  • a fa

    Hey, can someone give me the chapter 13 audio or tell mw here i can find it? please?

  • Ira AKA Kels

    YO YO YO jorge can you tell me how to hear trapped in the closet 13 hit me up on my email or post the link [Deleted. It’s not a good idea to put contact info here, so not good that we don’t allow it. Comments Editor]

  • casper

    Now it is time for me to speak. I wish all of these attacks against Pete would stop. Why does Pete have to like the song to satisfy you people? He gives a valid reason why he doesn’t like the song; it would be nice if you quit bothering him. Under close examination of this blog, a lot of your people are hostile over a song. I don’t think a song should make ppl violent.

  • Jorge

    JOSE AND JD

    Both of you, [Deleted] Listen in case you think I don’t understand Spanish, I do. I’m not stupid like [Deleted]

  • demi

    okay, now you guys are just going crazy. Why don’t we just all go here and enjoy the lyrics to R. Kelly’s Trapped In the Closet Chapter 13?!?!?!?

    And just try to predict what will happen in Chapter 14. Does everyone agree Chapter 13 is genious???!?!? I’m in love with it. It’s so intense!!!

  • http://none Katie

    I like the movie and I think that r-kelly is drop dead SEXY!!!

  • Rebecca

    I just watched the DVD and all I can say is WOW! It was addictive. Now I want to know who is Roxanne & Tina because R Kelly said that everyone that is mentioned in the chapters would be part of the plot down the line. Also, I knew about Chapter 13 before the DVD because if you do a search on trapped in the closet on google and see the movie of the video awards, R Kelly does a live rendition of the song WITH the 13th chapter acted out. It’s really close to the lyrics on the site mentioned above. However, the way it’s acted out it looks as if Rufus is going back to his wife, then again since Rufus and Chuck were talking about getting married (which in not legal in most states I might add) Rufus could be talking about Chuck as well which would definately be a cliff hanger at the start of Chapter 14. Anywho, I can’t wait to see what R Kelly comes up with next though I’m not going to be spending hours of my time watching MTV to find out. Thank God for TIVO! I can just do a key word search and let the computer do the rest. One question: Why is the only white person in the song so far a country bumpkin, trailer huggin fat girl? I’m an overweight white girl but I’m not a trailer trash, midget loving ho! But then again, not all African American’s are gun bearing, spouse cheating, homosexual pastors! This is a soap opera and anything goes! All I have to say is R Kelly is kickin Jerry Springer to the curb. I can just see it now “Trapped in the Closet hosted by R Kelly. Where everyone is coming out of the closet”. This is a very creative way to draw new listener groups. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!!! I just have ONE THING to say…and it’s NOTHING AGAINST R Kelly …just in your commentary…stop overstating the obvious because most of the people renting and watching the DVD has an IQ over 20 (average is around 90)….At least mine is…(139 to be exact).

    Blessings to all!

    R

  • Jorge

    JD: Ooooohhhh you go to your big brother. I’m sooooo scared.

  • casper

    wow this shows that no matter where you are people still are immature at times. Anyway, regarding rebecca’s post (DAMN YOU HAD A LOT OF TIME TO TYPE THAT!) yes Roxanne and Tina will be introduced, when I DON’T KNOW! I would also like to bring to anyone who didnt notice this but, Jimmy Kimmel made his own version of “trapped in the closet” which is a three part series called, “The Pizza”. All the fun and stupidity of Trapped in The Closet without the sex tape

  • R Kelly is gay

    If you like this crap, then you have some serious issues, this is pure bullshit, insanely stupid, music??? WTF, this is not music, this is for retards, that have no life. If you actually like this trapped in a closet song, then you [Deleted]

    I am looking at the cabinet, I walked near the cabinet, I thought about openeing the cabinet, I openeds the cabinet…..WTF is that CRAP!?? [Deleted. I guess you haven’t read the BlogCritics Comments Policy yet? If you had, you’d know the house rule is “attack the argument not the author”. That’s ATANTA for short. Thanks. Comments Editor]]

  • R Kelly is gay

    Sorry, I called it a “song”, it’s not a song, its stupid ass crap, I cannot beleive a record label actually published this howrse shit!

    [Deleted] O, and get the fuck out of my closet already, ok?

  • R Kelly is gay

    r Kelly is still gay…Kevin and Bean rule!!KROQ 106.7!

    Suck me….I g hope you die a horrible death for making such a crapp ass CD R kelly

  • casper

    and yet…no strong reason why for the hatred of the song. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL!!! IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE SONG THINK OF A STRONG REASON WHY!!! Oh and please for the simple-minded people (not excluding myself) try your best to not double-post messages. RKIS look at Pete Blackwell’s posts to find strong reasons for dislikes to the song. Oh and stop comparing people to yourself. Just because you don’t like a song doesnt mean that everyone who does, “have some serious issues”. For example, (CAUTION ABOUT TO GO OFF TOPIC)I particularly don’t like country music, but I don’t say that everyone who likes it are stupid or rednecks. I really hate it when people think they can call someone a faggot just because they don’t like the same music. Well i’m done ranting. May all of you that like the song continue to like the song, and those who hate it, please listen to another song.

  • daniel

    do u no what i really dont get people that dont like it fair enough, i love as do many others, but make your points but why waste your time sending three posts consecutively because if you hate it as much as u do then save your energy and go to websites u prefer and as for the retard comment u had 2 send three messages all with in 5 minutes, literally 5 minutes, if we are retards 4 liking it y can we write what we need 2 in one message……. but ok ur not a faggot!

  • kiesha

    why not?

  • R Kelly is gay

    Wow, I like it now…..I watched chapters 1-8 on VH1 soul today, we all got a good laugh out of it.

    lol, it is a true comedy, i can’t wait for James to find Bridget’s Midget!! LMAO!

  • Jorge

    JD is such a coward he backed off. Anyways. Trapped in the closet Part 13 Will be realeased either this month or december because he said he would release 13 chapters this year and next year 22 chapters. 35 Chapters!Whoo-Hoo! Lol

  • td

    I’ll tell you why Trapped in a Closet is crap.

    Because R. Kelly’s muisc is crap. Now normally I would agree with people who say that one persons taste in music carries no more weight than anothers.

    However, R. Kelly writes 1-2 songs a day when he’s in the studio. Over the past 10 years he’s written hundreds of songs. Is this because he is more talented than other musicians? Is it because he has more studio time?

    NO. It is because he pumps a couple cords into the same RnB formula he uses everytime and then presses GO on his random RnB lyrics generator.

    “I was in love, In my car, at the club, on the beach, in the laundromat, in the elevator, at her high school, in the closet, then she cheated on meeeeiiieeeiiiiee ooohhhhh aaahhh.”

    Shut the f*$k up!

    If you think it’s entertaining fine. But don’t try to compare his songs to those of real musicians who spend months on songs for just one album.

    Next he’ll just play one note on a piano and sing the same word over and over, release 10 copies of it on a CD and everyone will be like “OMG he’s a genius. I’m going to piss my pants. Play copy number 6 again, the static in the background sounds different.”

  • demi

    everybody shut the hell up and enjoy Chapter 13’s lyrics. And prepare for the sing along when the video comes out.

  • casper

    FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO LISTENS TO ME!!! Thank you td! You have found a great reason why you don’t like the song. I congradulate you. All of those that decide not to like it because of the sex tape, you have a weak mind. Those that don’t like the song for the continous melody, make your own damn poly-chaptered song and you can use as many different melodies as you want. Now for my post, I was thinking this morning that maybe Roxanne and Tina are lesbians…I mean Chuck is gay and Rufus is bisexual…whats left but lesbians?

  • MOHAMED

    i just saw the video of chapters 6-12 and i must say it’s hilarious LOL, the whole midget incident was just funny, what i wanna know is, Did the black midget ever do porn in real life? a friend of mine said he saw him at some porn he was watching.

    *-* back to the closet*-*-

    the only reason why i follow the chapters is because of cathy/rufus and chuck, those are the main reason that keep following the saga. R Kelly needs to stop the chapters in the next 5 or 6 chapters, cause the way it’s going, he’ll just start talkin about anything, and honestly i dont think we need Roxanne and Tina, that’ll just continu his “cheating” cycle. Still i give Kelly kudos for getting away with this so far, i just hope he doesn’t stop cathy/rufus/chuch anytime soon, even if chapter 13 says rufus will go back to cathy.

    PS. Cathy looks like a plastic doll the way she used the makeup hehe, she still sexy to me.

  • http://www.myspace.com/iloveje Kristi

    someone please help me out i need the audio/video/lyrics something for parts 9-13

  • TOny

    I can’t believe R Kelly did Trapped with serious intention. Its a complete comedy….Its freakin Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://December2,2005 sdjdfkhfdfdh

    Here’s chapter twelve! As soon as i left katy’s house they all get up off the floor rufus says chuck are you ok kathy closes the door chuck says rufus wha the h*** just happened then rufus said i’ll tell she just almost got us shot right here in this room kathy says you got nerve almost got you shot when you sneakin in and out of hotels ant no telling what i got chuck we’ll what do you mean by that kathy look’s at him and says figure it out chuck says ohhh rufus she don’t know me i will cut this b**** right now she says come on try mutha f***** just try come on just try it comeo on just try it try it com the f*** down rufus said chuck we’ll talk about it later kathy said this s*** is sad rufus says well it is what it is so we might as well talk about it there talking loud why the phone ringing just stedly ringing nobody answer’s it they just ignores it rufus says com down your’e both acting like d*** fools chuck said i have the right to love whoever i please she says get out my house cause this whoever belongs to me rufus says nobodys going nowhere until we figure this out we’ll all just be right here the phone rings again this time kathy walks ove to it and says hello lones residents gwen says kathy can you talk sh says i am in the middle of something gwen says girl this will be quick youknow the policeman you introduced me to kathy says yea gwen says well we in the v.i.p everything was right but thrn here comes sylvester bustin in ther with some wigwan hoe kathy looks at the wig at the wig on the floor kathy says what is the name of that club gwen says projays rufus say kathy are we going to finish conversaon or what kathy say d***** i’m on the phone gwen starts telling kathy about the policeman wife bridget who was getting down with this minget chuck says what is she doing kathy says i’m on the phone rufus says b**** i don’t give a f*** kathy says girl shut up kathy says u know that wigwan hoe you were talking about gwen says yea kathy say well gwen said well what kathy says girl i’m sorry but that hoe was me

  • casper

    in response to tony:
    ‘Trapped’ was not meant to all be serious. At first he only intended on doing trapped in the closet chapter one. All the other chapters were made because people wanted to know what happened next (since he ended the first one with a cliffhanger). The first five chapters were made to add drama. After the fifth one Kelz decided to add a comical effect to the story (like the midget named, Big Man) just to make things a little clear. I would think that people would have at least liked the first one…but opinions vary.

  • Jorge

    Comment 438 by Casper:

    FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO LISTENS TO ME!!! Thank you td! You have found a great reason why you don’t like the song. I congradulate you. All of those that decide not to like it because of the sex tape, you have a weak mind. Those that don’t like the song for the continous melody, make your own damn poly-chaptered song and you can use as many different melodies as you want. Now for my post, I was thinking this morning that maybe Roxanne and Tina are lesbians…I mean Chuck is gay and Rufus is bisexual…whats left but lesbians?

    There is one thing left besides Lesbians! Transvestites! LOL

  • Jorge

    Does anyone have any information on the part 13 release date?

  • http://hatter not a hatter

    some of yall [Deleted in line with BlogCritics’ Official Comments Policy. Comments Editor.] hatin on kells yall probally ain’t did a damn thing but you tryin to call him lame, and whomever tried to make the damn song you lame as eva come up with you [Deleted] thats whats wrong with people these days worrin bout what [Deleted] other people doin worry about your own damn self. All yall aint out there makin no damn song so i’m gone say it for R.Kelly kiss his black round ass and stop hatin on the nigga.Get yall asses up and do something.

    holla,

  • casper

    ew jorge I really wish you hadn’t have brought that up but, oh well. Good point though…maybe there will be some twisted new character thats a transvestite (maybe a reason chuck met the police man and Rufus).

  • A fan

    Did chapter 13 come out yet? If so can someone give me the audio?

  • demi

    Release date for Chapter 13 suppose to be late December. So, possibly around Christmas.

  • Jorge

    I can’t wait till Christmas! Hey if that’s when it comes out, R. Kelly is giving quite a few people a Christmas gift! LOL. :D

  • demi

    The Chapter 13 Lyrics page sent me lyrics to Chapter 12 yesterday. They even added another Guestbook since the first one was full!!! I think I’m going to sign it again, just to be on both guestbooks!!! :) Chapter 13 Lyrics here
    This site is updated almost daily it’s ridiculous! I LOVE IT!!!

  • Jorge

    On Thursday (Or wedensday not sure) they will be giving Trapped In A Closet (perhaps it might be part 13!) So check it out! Oh it’s going to be on VH1

  • Jorge

    It’s at Wedensday at 9:30 PM

  • Philly2k!

    I liked trapped in the closet but i must adimt it got really dumb once the midget got into the picture. Chapters 1-5 was great(Well 4 i could of done without) And was much more thought out and i was actually trying to guess what happens next. 6-12 is ok but i dont get the same suspence from the cliffhangers that i got from the 1st 5(Rosy the nosy neighbor????) It does get back to the formula from 1-5 at the end of chapter 12 though. Maybe r can still redeem the trapped in the closet series with the next set of chapters cause i really wants to know how the cop knows chuck and rufus, What gwendolyn is going to do to cathy, And who the hell is tina is roxanne.

  • unknown

    i think R.KELLY IS realy in closet

  • demi

    who actually owns this website/forum?

  • http://dumpsterbust.blogspot.com/ Eric Berlin

    Who wants to know?

  • demi

    i do, because i have a link to this site on my website.

  • demi

    Eric,
    nice site man. i clicked on your URL about the DP. pretty interesting. eye for an eye if you’re guily I believe. I always thought it would turn people away from committing crimes… but, it doesn’t, as we see today. Definitely isn’t a detterent at all. Maybe we need to find something a little bit more harsh. Maybe something like torture. But, that wouldn’t be “humane”. what do u think?

    Sorry guys, trapped in the closet conversations will restart again soon.

  • http://dumpsterbust.blogspot.com/ Eric Berlin

    Thanks Demi — feel free to click In the Middle (under Features, below) to join the Death Penalty conversation.

    Clicking About BC will tell you more about Blogcritics.

  • demi

    gotcha. Regarding the DP conversation. I’ll have to check that out.

    EVERYONE!!! A TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET SPECIAL IS SCHEDULED FOR 9:30 EST ON VH1 ON Thursday December 15th, 2005!!!

    I think Bridgette is messing around with RoSE…
    THE NOSEY NEIIIIIGGGHBA. lol… j/k. I wonder if they’ll show the video for the Chapter 13 lyrics. We can even sing along since we know where the lyrics are!!!

  • demi

    I’m thinking tonights special on VH1 just may be Chapters 7-12. Since he hasn’t televised all of them and it’s entirety yet. And then he may set a date for the release of Chapter 13 the video, and then Chapter 14 the video.

  • reggie von woic

    We all wish that Demi, but the presenter on last time’s VH1 special sed that we’d have to go buy the dvd to watch the remaining chapters 7 through 12.

    I’ll watch it just in case though.

    I hear there’s a midget in one of the later chapters…any truth to this?

  • demi

    yep, there is a midget. you may not like TITC anymore when you see the midget scene that he added. I had to watch TITC and it’s entirety about 30 times just to like the newly added parts.

  • Jorge

    Well I can’t wait till The end of December because I will have heard chapters 1-13! And presents! :D!

  • http://sexyt kiki

    trapped in the closet is mad hot.the whole chapters 1-12,got the dvd and got everyone of his songs.All those boys thats talking about how women talking about it is hard to raise there children on their own bcuz if you really look at it there is kids that our age having babys.while their are going to school the daughters mother is at home taking care of her kids daughter.Some moms are crazy they be kicking you and your baby out in the streets.Their excuses are you had this baby i didnt i wasnt the onr who went out their and spreaded my legs.Its your baby you got to learn how to take care of your own baby.Even grown women dont know their babys father bcuz men cime and men go.You think that some men are just going to stay with you no thier not.They just going to F*** you and then call it a quits on you.Even married men thats dead wrong wat they be doing to their wives they be cheating.If you find out that your girlfriend was cheating on you you will probaly hit her or call it a quit.She thats how your girlfriend feels she would want to beat you up and calls you all names.The best to do is talk to her get to work it out if that does not work then walk out the door give her a couple of days or so she can at least calm down.But if any man hits a women is nothing but a pussy straight up bcuz you hit a girl you a pussy no matter wat.Like today in my school i had a fight and my friend was fighting and they pushed my sister into the crowd and on of the boys hit my sister,i went off on that boy i was fighting him ,taking up for my bestfriends and trying to help my bestfriends sister.she got punched in the face and she is in preschool.I was busting niggas asses today i dont play that any bitch that steps in my face it is on and popping with me and them.Soon they give me a nasty look on their face i dont need noone to jump them im just breaking their face right then and their dont give a fuck.yeah i been to juvenile with my friends before just for two days to see how it was i did not give a shit.I even fucked up a girl in juvenile center and she went to jail for murderind her freind and i fucked her up.My point is you do not hit a girl if you see a nigga hitting a girl you know what go and snuff that nigga right in his face.I know these things bcuz i am 12 and fucking niggas up,niggas in my school are scared of me,they know how i can throw down some punches. press on my blog scroll down and press to write a comment to me.my website is to solve young adults and teen problems,so when you write me just write your problem and i will send you back a answer thats if you want to e-mail me on my website .On my website dont forget to put your e-mail address so i can send you back your answer on how to solve your problem thats all you have to do.iight check out that website holla at your girl kiki.P.S write your im address like mines is [Deleted. It’s not a good idea to post contact info. Comments Editor.]. my website

  • http://breathoffreshink.blogspot.com Chris Evans

    This whole Trapped In The Closet thing really is laughable.

  • http://woo Dariaus

    Trapped in The Closet Chapter 13 Lyrics

    Gwendolyn hangs up the phone!

    As Cathy is about to go nuts…
    Shaking and screaming
    Crying,… Tear after tear…
    As if Chuck and Rufus…
    just suddenly disappeared.

    And then Rufus says, “Kathy!”
    “What the hell are you crying for!?”
    She says, “Leave me alone Rufus!!!”
    …Both you and Chuck, you can see the door!”

    “My best friend and I aren’t speaking…
    …she thinks that I’m a slutty whore!”
    Rufus says, “Psssh, with everything that you’re pulling…!??!
    …Kathy, I’m not surprised she called you a whoooore!”

    Then Kathy says, “Wait a minute…
    …you’re my husband, and you suppose to be there for me!!!
    …In your vows, your sweet words, loving me for me.
    ,,,I was so blind, but that’s all I can seeeeeeeee!”

    Then Chuck cuts in and says,
    “Shit Rufus! This stunt, you expect us to believe this?
    “She’s a no good lying, cheating, wig wearing,…
    club hoppin… sensitive bitchhhhh!”

    Kathy points at the door and says,
    “What! Get your gay ass out of my place!…
    Before you stepped in,… Rufus and I
    Our relationship was safffffffe.”

    Then Rufus says, “Safe!?!?!?
    … Then explain what just happened in my home!
    …Had I known you were sneakin and creapin’…
    you would have been sad! And here all alone!

    Chuck screams, “We’re getting married
    …and there’s not a go*dam* thing you can do!…
    “If you want to leave then fuck it! Pack!
    …We will even hellllp you!?

    Then Kathy starts to cry,
    Bursts into tears and say, “You jerk!
    Chuck looks possessed.
    And then he starts to go BESERK!!!!

    (tempo of music kicks up)?

    Chuck screams, “Bitch. Slut! Ho. Tramp!
    Take your pick!!!!!!!?!!!
    …Quite frankly standing here looking at you,
    Shit! I’m starting to get… SICK AND TIRED OF ITTTT!!!”

    “Rufus and I made plans!
    …We’re getting married at the end of the month!
    …It was only a matter of time, before…
    he showed your slutty ass to the dumps!”

    She looks at Rufus and says,
    “How could you do this to me!?”
    He nods, “He’s telling the truth!
    “Now Kathy! Let me go!
    I just want to be freee!”

    Chuck screams, “You can pack your shit! Move bitch!…
    Rufus and I are living here!!!!”
    Rufus chimes in, looks at Chuck and say,
    “Now look dear.”

    Kathy whimpers,
    “But Rufus!!!!”

    Then Chuck says
    “RUFUS!!!”

    She grabs his arm!…
    He GRABS his arm!…

    Rufus walks towards the door.

    He let go of Kathy’s Arm!

    Kathy’s on his left.
    Chuck is on his RIGHT!!!

    He looks at Chuck!
    He looks at Kathy!

    And says…

    …..
    ………

    “I’m sorry babe…”

    “…BUT!…

    “I’m going home to my WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!”

  • http://sexyt kiki

    i like chapter 13 all i need is chapter 14 and 15 if anyone has it my website write me your problem and your email address and i will help you with your problem

  • Jorge

    Any news when Mr. R. Kelly is going to realese part 13?

  • Jorge

    Comment 335 by confused

    “How come Kathy who is Gwens BEST FRIEND, doesnt know how Silvestor looks like??? I mean, didnt Kathy go to their wedding?? blooper there Robert Kelly..”

    Maybe they got married a LONG time ago and she never saw him for quite a while. This is just a theory.

  • blueberry

    i love rkelly as long as he don’t fuck me[ha ha]

  • blueberry

    whoever put”i think he reall is in a closet” is dum really dum so you need to stop writting to this paper or whatever this is,unknown is crazy but hey i still love him [who rkelly]

  • not telling u

    if any 1 wants to know where u can listen to trapped in the closet 1-12 for free you can sign up at rhapsody.com for free and they give u like 28 songs you can listen to for free or go to 1torrents.com and download it.thats it

  • http://sexyt kiki

    To not telling u,i already have the dvd.thanks any way

  • unknown

    THIS IS GOOD ALBUM

  • ddffgf

    chapter 14

    chuck says rufus u sun of a b**** Rufus punches chuck chuck starts bleeding chuck hurry ups and runs out the door rufus and cathy start making out gwen calls cathy again cathy says what do u want gwen said me,tina and roxan are coming to kick yo a** both of them hangs up cathy told rufus the 3 girls get there they goy pocket knives rufus gets stabed and cathy go’s off go into the kitchen but they get to cathy first

  • http://sexyt kiki

    wats up with you’ll people talking about rkelly like that .whoever wrote that hes gay they are wrong about him.

  • Jorge

    Any news when the video will be realesed?

  • http://sexyt kiki

    i want to know when the whole trapped in the closet come out

  • James

    Hey can anyone please tell em if at all possible how to get audio for chapter 13 and on. Ive heard that 13-16 is released on audio but if anyone knows anything let me know something [Deleted]

  • Greg

    heres chapter 9

    he looks around the kitchen and says,”Something is really weird,”
    and she says,”why do u say that,”
    he says,”cause u keep trying to get me out of here,”
    he says,”Everysince i been in this house your face has change from white to red,”
    and remember when i first walked through the door u acted like youve seen a ghost from the dead,”
    And he says,”Girl if your hiding something im goona be so mad,”
    then he hears someting falling he says,”What the f**k was that,”
    she says,”Sounds like it came from upstairs sounds like the plumbing,”
    he says,”woman that sound didnt come from upstairs ill be d**n if your up to something,”
    he says,”now the sound that i just heard came from this kitchen,”
    And he looks over by the stove while shes easy over by the dishes,
    and he walks over to the refigerator and pushes it back,
    and he looks her in the face looks like shes about to have a heart attack,
    and he notices the pie on the counter one slice is missing now the storys getting scary,
    cause he comes to realize that Bridgets allergic to cherrys,
    and he slowly looks at her while her face is red as h*ll,
    hes breathing real hard moving closer she says,”hon u dont look so well,
    and then he says,”Move,”
    she says,”No,”
    he says,”Move,”
    she says,”No,”
    b**ch move,
    she moves
    and then he looks at the cabinet,
    get close up to the cabinet,
    now hes at the cabinet,
    now he opens the cabinet,
    now pause the movie cause what im about to say to yall is so d**n twisted,
    not only theres a man in the cabinet but the man is a midget…

  • Unknown

    Trapped in the closet is a good
    thing to listen to
    Because it gets you into it more
    But the only thing im want to know is how many
    chapers are there

  • Sam

    Any update in when the next chapters are to be released, or where a good place to download them is?

  • http://www.myspace.com/rkellyismybabysdaddy Pedro

    does anybody know when this ch13 is going to come out!! or when 14 lyrics are going to be available ????????????? i think that r. kelly is my baby’s daddy, that shuld be chapter 69

  • Casper

    It has been a while since I made my last post..anybody miss me? Of course not.

  • Chris Charles

    O wow!!!! check it. My cousin’s friends is cool with r.kelly’s people. And my cousin gave me chapters 6-28!!!! i will tell u what happens…one thing dont forget bout tin and roxanne they play a major part and no it doesnt stop with rufus and cathy n chuck!!!

  • Big Bubba From Prison

    Wow this guy ^^^ must be a f&*#( f*& wow!

  • R. Kelly

    HEY ALL YOU GUYS DONT EVEN GET IT. I MADE TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET FOR A REASON. AND FOR ALL YOU HATERS ON THIS BLOG FORGET YOU!!!

  • HOWARD

    CHRIS CHARLES ARE YOU GONNA POST THEM ON A SITER SO WE CAN HEAR THEM?

  • Jorge

    I doubt that the R. Kelly is the real R. Kelly. Anyways, if you are the real R. Kelly when will chapter 13 be realesed? And chris quit lying if 13-15 haven’t been realesed yet. *smack smack* I think R. Kelly forgot about TITC… Give us what we want (13-35!!!)

  • Casper

    I doubt on anybody that claims they are a superstar online. I had a serious problem with a girl who claimed she was Ashley Olsen. This must be somebody who was angry about the reviews about one of their favorite artists and decided to launch a ‘poser attack’ on those ungrateful people. However, if you are in truth R. Kelly, why do you post your name? And why don’t you release a couple more chapters soon instead of having the fans drown from the drool they have from sleeping on the older chapters that are starting to lose their flavor (In my opinion, chapter 1 was a hit and will be one of the few that will go out of style if i don’t hear a new TITC chapter soon).

  • R. Kelly (Kells)

    Forget it now! TITC is over. Everybody can thank these people on this site. I have been going under a lot of stress with the personal things in my life. I had no time to record it. So sorry for all you marks out there.

    Chi Town

  • Juan

    VH1 is gonna have chapters 13-16 on Fri Jan 20th. @ 8pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gus

    Trapped in the closet is so wack. I tried to get into it but it’s all about cheating. OMG think of something new. Watch that midget be a part of a cirucus or something.

  • Theadore

    Howdy yall i love this stuff. I first herd it on my funky radio and by golly i loved it.

  • Jorge

    They aren’t giving 13-16 on VH1… I checked…

  • Casper

    Yeah Juan you is a damn liar

  • Gamby

    R. Kelly pissing on tina is ch. 26

  • Casper

    In a strange way i kind of saw that joke coming

  • Jorge

    I think at 7:30 PM on February 15 they are giving chapter 13. I’m not entirely sure. It just says accses (sorry if incorrect spelling) granted. That’s where I saw part 6 awhile ago so who knows?

  • HOWARD

    IF YOU R TALKIN’ ABOUT ON B E T. THATS T.I NEW VIDEO.

  • Jorge

    Ohhh…. All my hopes and dreams have been shattered. (Sad music in background.) XD

  • http://fdsfds fafdsdfds

    wtf is R Kelly doing?? make 13-24 now damit, ppl are starting to loose interest big time!!

  • Casper

    Yes Robert…get busy. Your losing the fans that actually like your song. People are waiting to here the paino beat pop up on the radio or appear on MTV or something. Just give them what they want.

  • Jorge

    R. Kelly already made 13-35. But he is currently making the videos. But seriously, don’t you think he would be done with the video for chapter 13?

  • Philly2k

    Im sure chapters 13-35 are already completed but i highly doubt he shot any videos for any of them. If he shot videos for them mtv or someone whole of reported them. I forgot all about trapped in the closet until i heard it last night at my cousin house. He better release some more chapters soon.

  • http://Fuckyou R.Kelly

    Chapter 13-24 are coming out when you guys shut the fuck up, Bitch

  • Jorge

    “R. Kelly” I’m not complaining. I’m just saying I want to hear more soon because I love trapped in the closet and the rest of your music.

  • MZ TESTFIY

    yall are so stupid the melody Has to be the same its the same song just different chapters its call trapped in the closet not trapped in the closet again. its not A different song stop complaining about the melody its dont pose to change and them lyrics are off the chain yall need to stop hating on him that shit is brillant. but anyWay we all got our opinion but IT SO dont say dont ever GO buy it cause u nevA NO WHO LIKE IT CAUSE I DO THAT WHY I GOT TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET 1 -12 LOL THEY ARE GREAT

  • Ti’Asia Riley

    I love R.Kelly I am his biggest fan. I don’t care if he did it or not. His music is off the hook and thats all that matters. Everybody hate, and don’t have reasons to. He is by far the most talented r&b singer. Trapped in the closet was wonderful. Nobody would have ever thought of it.

  • Jason

    HEy yall anyword on if audio or video is available yet or any up comming release dates

  • holla2k

    Still nothing on the new chapters?? Im beggining to forget trapped in the closet existed. Someone needs to interview him and see whats going on.

  • Mdean

    Trapped in the closet Chapter 13 is on audio

  • Sam

    Where can you get it? I was wondering if he was releasing any of the new chapters while he is on tour

  • Mdean

    ON limewire.com. You will have to install it on to your computer, in order to download it

  • Jobber

    that isn’t chapter 13 it’s the vma version of 12/13 its not an official release so we want the studio version of chapter 13… SOMEONE INTERVIEW KELLY… IT’S BEEN 5 MONTHS

  • Erin

    Omygosh I love “Trapped in the Closet” music videos! The first one was the best one ever!!

  • http://none Trapped in the Confusion

    When will he release ‘Trapped in the Closet’ chapter 13 music video, NOT live? He has released the song, and the live video, but not the video video. He probably can’t, because in chapter 13 the guy who plays Rufus kisses Chuck. How do I know this? I’ve seen the live video and heard the song. If R. Kelly did a non-live music video of 13, he would have to get the Rufus dude to kiss Chuck, and that is so sick! I mean, they guys who play Rufus and Chuck probably aren’t actually gay. If ANYONE knows when and if he will release those non-live music videos, let me know. Post it everywhere. Make sure everyone knows about it!!!!!!!!

    Thank you.

  • sam

    Um, they are actors who are being paid. Lots of people do lots of things for money…I think they can deal

  • Casper

    I agree sam. Look at the guys from Scary Movie 4. Those guys probably weren’t gay but they were being paid and they slobbered all over each other. If I got paid what they did I’d kiss a guy. I’m not saying I’d make out with him but sure a simple kiss could work.

  • hannah

    sup pplz,
    mmmmmmm im from a lil plce called newzealand n yurr i saw the trapped in the closet thngs.. DAM! thy wur the ish hnst!! wens the nxt 1z kumin owt? hahahaha a huge conspiracy, i love them… n r kelly psh i dnt kea f hes a pedafyle or nufn hes stil the ish and so iz his music.. fck yall h8rs r kellys the mayn… cyu! hannah

  • jessica

    i ready for the rest

  • Jorge

    I’m pretty sure Trapped in the closet is as good as dead. It’s been half a year and no chapter 13. I think they might like give something special at the end of the year possibly the rest of the chapters.

  • Mark

    Have you seen the Scientoligy episode of South Park that was banned in America? I live in New Zealand and just saw it tonight. They take the piss out of R.Kelly throughout the episode and i could not figure out why. That was until they showed the “Trapped in the Closet” video straight afterwards. I laughed my head off, and to all those R.Kelly fans out there, this has to be the stupidest music video i have ever seen in my life.

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Amen.

  • Sam

    So Mark, you can go away then

  • Casper

    Lets get one thing settled here…If you don’t like the song, don’t listen to it. If it’s a music video, change the channel. If it’s on the radio, change the station. You have free will, just avoid the song. If you like the song, stop trying to convince people that it is good. If they don’t like it, then your only making them angry with you. What i’m trying to say here is that both sides are at fault. Also, sorry to call out the person who created this thread, Pete, I liked the way you argued your point as to why you didn’t like neither the song nor the video. However, now you seem to be more of a annoyance than sage. The last comment I saw was “amen”. If you look back at your other comments, a simple “amen” just doesn’t seem to suffice.

    People have opinions and some people need to realize that. Also, I’ve noticed that the trial has switched sides. Maybe it’s me but it seems as if the side of people who like the song tend to bring up how R Kelly was accused of videotaping himself urinating on a minor. It may be me but the people who don’t like the song have seemed to end that claim for not liking the song. It is now your turn to find some other way to just say you like the song and leave. For example, “I feel the trapped in the closet song was innovative in its field of music”. There, done, nothing else is required. People opposing the song, please try not to use phrases like “It’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard/seen” That tends to make the people who are fans angry….please stop….the fans get annoying when they rant.

    that’s it. Good-bye

  • steven

    hey peter for somebody who doesnt seem to like this song or this person u know an hell of alot about him tell us all are you ready to come out of the closet….

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    I never claimed to be a sage. I said “amen” because he said basically what I did in my original review.

    I totally reject this notion that critics should only write about what they like. Sure, I can turn off a video if I hate it, and you can stop reading an article if it makes you mad. I’m not responsible for your feelings but I have a right to my opinions.

    I like to laught at things that suck. So do a lot of people. We’re not all going to agree about what sucks, however, so maybe a thicker skin is in order. You can find plenty of examples of people who agree with you on this thread, too.

    As for Steven, it’s a well known fact that people who go around calling other people gay (which is what you’re implying) are themselves sexually conflicted.

  • Casper

    Thank you Pete for clarifying your comment. I just felt that you may have need to be checked so that your status and authority (this is your thread) remains intact.

    Also, I never said that all people have to agree, I said that we should end all the arguing about the song. An opinion is good but arguing about it is wrong. If a person says that the Trapped in the closet song isn’t as good as other songs they may listen to, then thats more acceptable than “It’s the stupidest thing ever made.” Also, calling people who don’t like the song haters is annoying and not true. The fact is they don’t like the song, that doesn’t mean they hate it, it doesn’t mean that they hate R Kelly, it just means they don’t like the song. Also, stop calling people stupid for either liking the song or not liking the song. You people need to listen as to how I argue my point. I take neither the side of the fans nor the the opposers. I take both sides because of my feeling that some of the series chapters were acceptable, and some weren’t.

  • Jorge

    Trapped in the closet is dead. Murdered, tortured, put out of people’s misery. Haven’t you noticed that in the past 5 months nothing has been heard about it. It’s gone. It’s dead.

  • Bobby Bob Bob

    HILARIOUS!!!! This is ‘unintentional comedy genius’ – what a pity R.Kelly hasn’t cottoned on…

  • Courtney Butzko

    i love RKelly he’s so fine. i want a piece of his sexy dark chocolate.

  • Jimbob

    ooh girl i couldn’t have said it better myself. i want him so bad.

  • J Serg

    Yeah i totally agree, can you say F I N E E E E !!!! <3

  • Tom

    sexay.

  • Greg

    I’m Making My On “Trapped In The Closet” It’s Called “Trapped In All The Drama.” I Have 10 Chapters Done Right Now. All I Need Is The “Trapped In The Closet Instrumental.”
    If Anyone Knows How To Get It Please Tell Me.
    Heres A Sample Of My Song

    Six O’ Clock In The Morning,
    And The Shine From HTe Sun Wakes Me,
    I Turn Over To The Side,
    It’s A Girl I Took Home With Me,
    And She Says,”Last Night Was Great,” In My Ear,
    Then She Kisses Me On My Cheek ,
    And I’m Thinking This Is So Weird,

    Now I’ve Got A Dumb look On My Face Like Something Happened,
    How Could I Be Here With This Girl and I Told My Girl She Was The ONe,
    Must’ve Lost My Fuckin Mind,
    I Should’ve Thought Twice,
    I Did My Girl So Wrong,
    I Should’ve Left You Alone,

    Here I Am Rushing Trying To Get Out The Door,
    Grabbed MY Keys And Clothes,
    As I Was Leaving Out The Door,
    Then She Grabbed Me,
    And Said,”Please Stay and Let Me Explain,”
    Looked At Her Like She Was Dumb,
    And Said,”Girl Get Out My Face,”
    Said,”I Got To Get Home,”
    She Said,” PLease Would You Stay,”
    Girl, I’m Trying To Get Home,
    She Said,”My Boyfriend Is On His Way,”

    More Of It Coming Soon………

  • R.KELLYS GIRL

    R.KELLY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN FINE I WONDER HOW BIG HE IS I WOULDN’T MIND BEING THE GIRL ON THE SEX TAPE CUZ HE TORE HER ASS UP I WANT HIM SO BAD SO EMAIL ME BOO AT CUZ I WANT MORE SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST AN AUTOGRAPH IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;D

  • R.Kelly

    I’ve Been Spending Time With My Family and I Haven’t Forgot About TITC. I’m Just Trying To Make More Songs Instead of TITC. But I Will Release TITC (13-20) Real Soon. I Say About A Month. So Be Prepared Cause It’s Alot Going Down.
    Like Rufus Is Going Back To Cathy,
    and Chuck Tries To Get Back With Rufus,
    The Policman Goes To Rufus House and Cacthes Roxanne and Tina Before Cathy Gets Stab,
    and The Midget And Bridget Are Getting Back Together,
    As For My Character, Sylvester It’s Two Of Me One In The Closet And THe Other One Is Arguing and Trying To Explain To Gwendoyln About What Happened Between Me and Cathy.
    and Gwendoyln Calls Roxanne and Tina Her Best Friends To Kill Cathy For The Affair With Me,
    and I Haven’t Really Wrote Twan Any Line Yet or Rosy,

    P.S. The People Trying To Be Me Would You Please Stop Cause Your Not R.Kelly Your Just Other People Trying To Play As Me.

  • babygurl

    Damn r.kelly just saying u are doing a good ass job and want to say u doin a hell of a job aiight keep ya head up and forget all da hatez aiight MARYLAND/DC got you

  • not buying it

    kells would never give away information like that he likes the titc series to keep you guessing……nice try tho

  • R.Kelly

    Well I Did That to Make The Fans Think That I’m Not Still Working on Trapped In The Closet. You Have to Be Smart With Your Fans Man. I’ve Been Away For A While.

  • Greg

    How Do U Get The Trapped In The Instrumental. I Want It So Bad.

  • Andrew

    wtf this thing is so good where do u cant find al 22 parst on de internet

  • honey

    Hey when do chapter 13 come out. I really like the song.

  • girl

    does anyone have chapters 13-22 on audio

  • richard

    can sum1 plz paste a link or sumthin where i can get chappter 13

  • Pete W

    This is the most amazing song I have ever heard. My entire office didn’t stop laughing for about an hour. Bring out chapter 13 soon, except this time with 2 midgits, maybe even 3. How could it be any better?

    And how on earth do I become a r+b superstar?

  • http://JULY28,2006 VERONICA BROWN

    I WOULD LIKE TO MEET R.KELLY I AM A BIG FAN. I LOVE R.KELLY SO MUCH. THAT WOULD BE MY DREAM COME TRUE IF I MEET R.KELLY I LOVE YOU.

  • ha ha ha

    How can anyone even engage in a serious debate about this rubbish – R Kelly is a paedo ego maniac who appears to have taken too much coke

  • rofl

    Just watch the commentary.

    “And I pulled out my Berretta!!”
    R.Kelly: Yeah so here I was trying to get a rhyme so I chose Berretta, most people don’t notice because they are so caught up in the story but it’s all rhyming you see.

    What a fucking mongoloid. This is the funniest bullshit I’ve ever seen.

  • Shawnta

    I really like Trapped is the closet all the chapters infact i’m in love with Rkelley He’s one of the best R&B singer ever!

  • R kelly BAby MaMa

    R Kelly i’m in love with you i’m one of BIGGESET Fan’s i Love you R kelly shit we can get it on and poppin i live in Dayton ohio tryna get at you so holla at ya girl if you know what i mean for all you girl that want my men back off HE MINE

    ps Fuck ya haters he’s my man

  • R kelly BABMaMa

    Wat it do ya’ll This is Rkelly Babymama Just wanted to say he is Very thankful for all you fan but he do have a wife so please dont write nothing sexually to my man he only fu**ing me so back off he mine not you im the love of his life

  • riley

    R.Kelly is so damn good lookin he might jus be the best fuckin nigger i have eva seen in my fuckin life wat do u damn bitches think bout that and anyone who dont must be an asswhole or gay

  • blackpearlyUS/German

    what the fuck is wrong with you, niggaz?? the most of you r stupid as hell .. the first time i saw trapped in the closet was yesterday .. n i just loved it .. maybe some niggaz r just pissed off .. ’cause they’re finding themselves between the lines .. i mean isn’t it a nigga thang .. that cheatin’ lyin’ n’ hatin(?) and havin’ sex secretly with a man .. *fg* oh and 4 the niggaz and the haterz who talked about the overacting and stuff .. i guess you stupid mothafuckaz have never seen a real opera like carmen or something like that .. so stop talkin’ about thing that you don’t even have a clue what is .. and go home and fuck your two mamas like you used to ..
    for the germans ..
    ich fand trapped in the closet total geil.. die paar gestörten die hier darüber lästern sind warscheinlich eh nur super neidisch auf r. kelly, weil sie nix auf die reihe bringen .. im übrigen sind die die amis die in den usa aufwachsen sowieso net grad hellsten köpfe .. verstehst, noch nie ne echt oper gesehen, aber hauptsache mal mitgelabert .. sowas geht ja mal garnet oder? :-) wer es noch nicht gesehen hat sollte es sich unbedingt anschauen es lohnt sich ..

  • http://babigurl jackie scott malave

    a geah i love trapped inn the closet because its so artistic and now thats the only video i look at on the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 love

  • Megan

    Get off his fucking nutts, if you want some more damn chapter, you make them orr shut the hell up. R kelly is good at what he does, and your stupid little comments arent going to make him do anything ok???????

  • sexy redd

    MAN ALL 1-12 WAS OFF THE CHAIN I CANT WAIT TIL 13-20 COME OUT IF HE STILL DOING THEM BUT I HOPE HE IS BECUZ I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER CATHY TOLD GWEN THAT IT WAS HER WHO LEFT THE CLUB SYLVESTER. CHILD THAT JIVE BOUT TO BE TO OFF THE CHAI. SHOOT YEAH BOY MAN I CANT WAIT I’M BEING REAL THERMON RIGHT NOW BUT ANYWAYS MAN WHO EVER HAVEN’T HEARD ALL TOGETHER AT ONCE OR SEEN THE DVD YALL NEED TO GET LIMEWIRE IF YALL AINT ALREADY GOT IT AND DOWNLOAD THE VIDEOS AND ALL CHAPTERS OR GO TO YOUTUBE.COM AND TYPE IN TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET AND ALL VIDEOS WOULD COME UP AND YOU CAN WATCH THEM.

  • Dave Midget

    This is the funniest thing I have seen in years. I pay tribute to the comedy genius of R Kelly and I hope he sells enough DVDs to make another series.

  • http://www.chillerbooks.com Jimbo

    well, looks like r. kelly isn’t continuing trapped in the closet for some reason…
    chillerbooksDOTcom has a new drama issue though. i’ve been more into that lately. Have a few cheaters in that story line as well. 100% funnier and at least it’s a book, unless trapped in the closet. has a cheating survey on it too.

  • Pimpette

    what is dis shit a joke or serios? i dunno but woteva it is its funni like hell

    o crack up when he chats bout tha migit and migit echoes hahaha
    nuff luff too r kelly …x

  • #564 mariama

    I think r kelly did an amazing job in trapped in the closet. I think that he should do something similar to this later on in the future. I was wondering who does the pastor choose his wife or chuck. Because when r kelly was performing this at a awards last year i think he said the wife, but i just want to make sure. so if anyone knows please say.

    thanxs

  • jc

    what do you mean one of the worst you’ve seen?
    your ass is just hating on his work!!
    this has to be one of the greatest things i’ve seen in years!!!

  • jenn

    During the duration of this ghastly performance, I had to urge to close my eyes and weep, or perhaps tear at my clothing. Niether of which I did, instead choosing to merely sit and cry at the t.v. screen:
    “ah, wtf, wtf.”

  • Val

    I havent had cable in years and I am just now hearing about, and seeing this video….PURE GENIUS!!!!! I enjoyed this mini soap and wish R. Kelly would finish what he started.

  • jaemo

    too funny. I guess there’s no accounting for taste. R Kelly’s 1st album was ok then he basically sucked after that. Not commenting on any of his other “issues” as that as dick all to do with his music…but in my *opinion* his music licks balls.

  • Aislinn

    Haha, I remember that video.
    Why is everyone so worked up about it?
    Critics ARE supposed to say what they think about things so of course it’s gonna involve opinion.
    Duh.

  • http://www.zulutradeonline.com zulutrade

    it s unbelievable ! how ?

  • Michael

    This an awesome song. Endless slow groove. The silliness of the video and format of the song mocks the projection of self-importance of so many artists. R Kelly is free of judgement. The guy is on fire. I can’t say I have followed the whole story of the song but seems to me a inspired effort. Again much of the gospel funk slow groove allows him to say anything absurd or intelligent. As long as his vocals ride the groove which it does well. The video is awesome. Works in almost every way. R Kelly due to publicity is hateable. This video seems to reflect a far from evil force. It was his excommunication from the mainstream that probably allowed him to have this freedom.
    So much music is a fucking nightmare. The casual passerby is going to pan this as unwatchable, but this effort will shine way more brighter than everyday poser rocker rapstars

  • Chad

    How could anyone like this crap? I couldn’t watch more than 5 minutes due to the fact that I almost involuntarily committed suicide

  • Bob

    A friend of mine showed me TitC today, and insisted that it wasn’t self-parody. A few hours later, I woke up with the taste of blood in my mouth and self-inflicted scratches all over my eyes and ears. I thought to myself, “Seriously. No one can like this. Right? Right? Please, God, tell me that no one likes this.”

    Pete, jenn, Chad… you noble few have stopped me from committing omnicide on every scum sucking retard on this planet. Bless you.

  • ALex

    that shit was genius and r kelly is innocent BITHCES

  • Deadon

    This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life. Lmao what a joke