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President Barack Buchanan?

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Well, there I was innocently reading a bio of our 15th president, listening to Jesus Christ Superstar, when I came across a phrase that seemed familiar. “My God, are calamities never to come singly!” That whiny phrase uttered by President James Buchanan rang a bell. Ah yes, now I know where I heard it: at his last news conference, current President Barack Obama said he wished crises came one at a time and that the average president usually didn’t have so much on his plate. This woe-is-me sympathy routine was rather transparent, but I wondered who the “average” president or presidency is? Van Buren? Fillmore? Harding? You got me. That Obama should wish to channel the mediocre of presidential history seemed rather odd.

But wait, what if Barack Obama really wanted to summon the aura of another president with his “one at a time” comment. What if he wanted to refer to a president who was elected to heal a vicious partisan divide? What if he wanted to refer to a Democratic president who worked hand in glove with a Democratic House and Senate? What if he wanted to cite a president who was a “well intentioned public figure?” What if he wanted to shoulder the cloak of a past president who had unique personal characteristics never before seen in the White House? If so, then let’s grant Obama his wish and draw the curtain back on President James Buchanan, the worst president in U.S. history.

OK, I’ll own up. What little I remembered from my high school history class concerning this abysmal failure was that Buchanan dithered and the Union promptly broke apart liked dropped china. That hazy recollection is not only untrue, but rather charitable to Old Fuss and Feathers.

Barack Obama likes to stress the importance of action over inaction. Influenced by two strong chief executives, Jackson and Polk, James Buchanan would have heartily agreed with Barack Obama. While Buchanan saw the presidency as limited or constrained by the Constitution, this thin veneer often covered a plan of action that deemed certain ends or actions justified by extreme means. In this case, with the preservation of the Union as the end, the means would be the de facto adoption of slavery throughout the land.

In a risky move, he would violate the Constitution to save the country. Mere days into his term, his secret arm-twisting of some on the Supreme Court resulted in a solid majority in the the vile Dred Scott decision. Prior to the decision, Buchanan said he would “cheerfully” abide by the decision. This weasel job is typical of a slick lawyer. Only ask a question that you already have the answer for, goes the old lawyer’s saw. In this case Buchanan already knew the outcome, so he feigned subservience. This gave Buchanan short term political gain, but at the cost of additional long term pain for the nation.

In his young presidency, Obama has quite openly engaged in arm-twisting for political gain while sticking the nation with the pain. The automakers and the banks are a perfect example. Obama has advanced his own political agenda by strengthening his union allies with power and cash at the expense of the legitimate creditors and taxpayers. The long term pain will be felt as tax money via the unions goes to buying elections, the banks are slower to loan and taxes inevitably rise to cover the cost of yet another government boondoggle. Nothing rises, or more accurately, falls to the morally repugnant depth of slavery, but Obama’s blatant interference will have serious, massive and long term negative economic consequences. However, the economy isn’t the only area where Obama is practicing extreme means.

As said, nothing rises to slavery, though bowing to the Saudi tyrant, who keeps half his population as serfs is a step in that direction. Obama also seems to have a stubbornness, like Buchanan, for doing things he knows will insult people. De facto branding Harry Truman a war criminal, chatting up gangster Chávez, sucking up to Iran; these acts work well if his only goal is to irritate. For Barack Obama, the cynical play at schmoozing the world allows him solace to push his agenda at little cost, or so he thinks.

For Buchanan, if slavery had to be expanded to save the union, it was a price he deemed affordable. If northerners didn’t like it, then they were “disloyal.” To extend slavery in the territories, Buchanan had to ram recognition of the pro-slave state government in Kansas through Congress. Buchanan offered favors and threats to push the bogus plan through. Since he had both houses of Congress on his side, like Obama, Buchanan got most of what he wanted. Obama, like other shall we say, “average” presidents, did much the same thing with the stimulus bill.

However, in the election of 1858, things started to slip for Buchanan. The pro-slave government in Kansas was such an obvious farce that a backlash developed against Buchanan’s rigged maneuver. Congressional Democrats paid the price for Buchanan’s pro-south attitude, as Republicans gained control of the House of Representatives and gained seats in the Senate. Aan Illinois lawyer named Lincoln began to use Buchanan’s name as a political club against his senate race opponent, Stephen Douglas. Buchanan did little to help himself by ignoring the recession of 1857 and obsessively trying to buy Cuba, which northerners rightly saw as another slave state in the offing.

Only if you’re Nostradamus, can you know how Obama will affect the midterm elections of 2010. Most “average” presidents lose seats in Congress. Obama may too, but it is really too early to tell. Perhaps, he’ll play the race card to smear his opponents; it worked well against the Clintons and John McCain. Unfortunately for him, James Buchanan could not use his unique characteristic of being a bachelor for political advantage. While he was quite possibly gay, this trait was not a plus either, when it came to politics in the 1850s. When he became president in 1857, his niece burned all correspondences with a certain southern “dandy” Said dandy’s niece also torched letters received from Buchanan. In the end, Buchanan was and Obama will be, measured by actions, not skin color or sexual preference.

As the secession crisis built, Buchanan sealed his fate by negotiating with southern secessionists (talking with our enemies anyone?), which by the way is treason, flip-flopping on sending supplies to Ft. Sumter (interrogation photos anyone?), and allowing southerners within his administration unchecked power until the last days of his term (relying on mendicant Nancy Pelosi and dummkopf Harry Reid serves a close, though not identical, parallel). Directly contrary to the interests of the nation, Buchanan’s secretary of war was sending supplies to the south at a speedy pace. On the eve of war, Secretary of War Floyd was sending heavy canon south. When the war began, he duly resigned and picked his commission as a Confederate general.

As mentioned, the parallels aren’t exact. Obviously, Nancy Pelosi isn’t about to join the Taliban, though that might actually help us, having such an accomplished bungler join their side. One thing’s for sure: Pelosi’s savaging the CIA as liars can only hinder our war effort and aid Bin Laden. This is also why the Bush bashing is getting moronic. If we believe Pelosi and the CIA lied, then perhaps they lied about weapons of mass destruction with Bush, hoodwinking him into attacking Iraq. Off the wall? Certainly, but thoroughly plausible in the kooky mendacious universe of Nancy Pelosi. Obama may have confidence in himself, but the minions leave much to be desired.

Like Obama, Buchanan also had much confidence in himself. Buchanan’s confidence was born of being a member of the House of Representatives, a U.S. Senator, Secretary of State, Ambassador to Great Britain and being offered a seat on the Supreme Court not once, but twice. Obama is confident because — well — because he’s Obama. Rhetorically, Obama is probably leagues above Buchanan, but then Buchanan knew the risks of rhetoric. He had been cautioned by his father that “success is often followed by misery.” For Obama, electoral success has given way to the turgid pace of governing. Still, Obama rushes to cram through as many agenda items as possible. This invites disaster. The train of events in any number of areas could fly off the track, taking Obama with it, because he is unable to devote proper attention to them. Once one goes down a road on an issue, there reaches a point where you cannot go back.

Buchanan never realized this, and continued in folly even after leaving the presidency. He didn’t support the Emancipation Proclamation and blamed all but himself for the Civil War. This wretch should serve an important lesson for neophyte Obama. Action, however well intentioned, can lead to catastrophe not easily mended. As Vietnam era Democrat McGeorge Bundy said, “Once you get on the tiger, you don’t get to choose where to get off.” There are no “average” presidencies, only average presidents. With the approach he’s taking, Barack Obama will be lucky if he’s one of them.

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  • Ruvy


    I see nobody has wantecd to commented on your article. Nobody wants to connect the dots to disaster.

    Of course, the problem is that no matter who you chose last November, disaster was headed your way. McCain could have been another Herbert Hoover, and vacuumed up all the contempt of the land against the rich. Eventually, you Americans will see the Blessed of Hussein for what he really is – the tool of rich thieves with no class at all.

  • Baronius

    Dock, this article really has me thinking. I’ve got no comments about it yet – I might never – but I’m impressed by it.