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Pope Watch: What Were They Thinking?

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What was George W. Bush thinking?

George W. Bush viewing the pope's body
This guy gave me no end of crap about the Iraq war, and I have to come here and KNEEL?

What was Laura Bush thinking?

Laura bush viewing the pope's body
Condi can pray all she wants, but with God as my witness, those ruby slippers are MINE.

What was George H.W. Bush thinking?

George H.W. Bush viewing the pope's body
Gee, he kinda reminds me of Bar when she’s greased for a conjugal visit.

What was Bill Clinton thinking?

Bill Clinton viewing the pope's body
Eighty-four years without getting laid….He and Hillary have a lot in common.

What was Condoleezza Rice thinking?

Condoleezza Rice viewing the pope's body
For once, I won’t be the only one in the picture who looks like a corpse.

Well, what do you think they were thinking?

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  • http://wisdomandmurder.blogspot.com Lisa McKay

    I am thinking that this was hilarious :-)

  • http://theugliestamerican.blogspot.com/ andy marsh

    Let’s see….Laura was thinking, why do I always have to sit next to dad?

    Condi was thinking…I should have worn the leather again…

    Bill was thinking…I’m not the one who’s supposed to be on my knees!

    GWB was thinking…he was the president of what country?

    GHWB was thinking…how do we get jeb in there after Juniors’ done?

    Or maybe not…

  • http://wisdomandmurder.blogspot.com Lisa McKay

    Well done, Andy…and it’s not even Friday!

  • http://www.bhwblog.com bhw

    Excellent, Andy!

  • ClubhouseCancer

    W: “Where the hell are George and Ringo?”

  • http://paperfrigate.blogspot.com DrPat

    George W: (Pee-euw!) Remind me to get embalmed for my own funeral…

    Laura: With my eyes closed, it’s almost like a Protestant service.

    George Sr: Hey Jimmah! Nyah, nyah, nah-nyah nyah!

    Clinton: Just keep telling yourself, once Hillary is officially running, you can blow off these hicks for good.

    Rice: Heu miser indigne frater adempte mihi. Nunc tamen interea haec, prisco quae more parentum tradita sunt tristi munere ad inferias, accipe fraterno multum manantia fletu, atque in perpetuum, frater, ave atque vale.

  • http://theugliestamerican.blogspot.com/ andy marsh

    DrPat – I like the George Sr. one. I’m copying and pasting the Condi one to my latin-american dictionary…I’ll be back!

  • http://theugliestamerican.blogspot.com/ andy marsh

    You know what they say Lisa, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then!

  • http://wisdomandmurder.blogspot.com Lisa McKay

    Or even a broken clock is right twice a day…

  • http://theugliestamerican.blogspot.com/ andy marsh

    That would require me to come up with 2 good things in a day…that’s pushing it!

  • http://paperfrigate.blogspot.com DrPat

    Save your time, Andy – the quote is from Catullus’s elegy at his brother’s grave:

    Alas! my brother, so cruelly torn from me, accept at least these funeral gifts, much bedewed with tears, which, by ancestral custom, have been laid here as offerings to the dead; and for ever, brother, hail and farewell.

  • http://theugliestamerican.blogspot.com/ andy marsh

    I figured it pretty much meant, I’m smarter than all you SOB’s and I speak latin fluently, so get away from me!

  • http://gratefuldread.net Natalie Davis

    Hilarious! Laughter and tears all at once…

    All the shots of Wojytla’s shoes crack me up. The pontiff’s red-shod tootsies were at some weird 60-ish degree angle (although, on closer inspection, they were nonintersecting rays) for the first two days of the Roman takeover. They look better now. Someone fixed ‘em, and thank the goddess for that.

    Someone tell me why, for the love of Pete, a grown woman is spending so much time looking at some dead guy’s feet. Talked to my mom on the phone… the subject got around to the pope. Mom said, “What’s the deal with his FEET???” I howled. My mom’s as nuts as her firstborn.

    I’ll bet Slick Willie would like his own pair of ruby red slippers too. He’s a pretty flashy guy, a sharp dresser, a dandy, a rake, right?

    Red slippers. There’s no place like home. Bring out the short guy: “Karol’s most sincerely dead, all poped out after being too pooped to pope anymore.” I hope the Polish pilgrims made it into Vatican City in time to see tomorrow’s funeral.

    Anyway, forgive the papal stream of consciousness: I’m just glad they adjusted his feet before the Slickmeister and the Shrub Gang showed up. And Bill on his knees is just TOO delicious.

  • Nigel Pond

    Maybe Condi should stay the weekend in Rome and buy herself a new wardrobe — most of the stuff she wears is ghastly., At least Italian designers know how to cut clothes properly…

  • Antfreeze

    Jumping Jeebus people. A little crude when he’s quite obviously not even in the ground yet. Remind me not to become Pope and die eh.

  • HW Saxton

    Bill:”Out of all the hot babes in Rome
    I’m stuck sitting next to her”?

    George Sr:”Thank god I’m away from that
    nagging ass Barbara.

    George Jr:

    Laura:”Bill,is that a crucifix in your
    pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Condi: “Say Bill,What kind of meat do
    priests eat on fridays?”

    Bill: I don’t know.

    Condi: “Nun”.

  • http://paperfrigate.blogspot.com DrPat

    I hope she told that joke in a whisper – did you see the phalanx of religious ladies in the row behind the featured five?

  • gonzo marx

    Official Pope Watch Alert..

    as of 6:23 easter standard time, the Official Pope Watch has an Announcement!

    ummm..yep, he’s still dead…

    Excelsior!

  • Eric Olsen

    totally hilarious bhw!

    All good popes go to heaven

  • Matt

    Laura was thinking, “Hmm…this is the first time I’ve ever been on my knees.”

  • Daniel

    This is a postcard example of our missing value and virtue of morality in this world today. Very sad…

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