Feature: Mark My Words

Some people see things and ask "why?" Others see things and ask "why not?" I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. In this series, I filter things through my own Looking Glass and report what I see. And that’s the truth. — Curmudgeon-At-Large In Jameson Veritas

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Mark Schannon

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• News and Commentary: All the News I Feel Like Sharing

  Subhead? Subhead? We don't need no stinkin' subheads. That's for people for whom the article doesn't stand on its own merits.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Jan 01, 2007

• News and Commentary: Uh Oh, It's Tomorrow

  You can find news anywhere there's at least one person and just about anything else. I feel sorry for George Bush, don't you?

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 29, 2006

• News & Commentary: Bullets & Jameson

  From Sadam to Edwards, Ford to Dying Anexorics, there's no news beneath the standards of your intrepid reporter.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 28, 2006

• Weekend News & Commentary: Some of The News You Forgot to Read

  What would we do without stupid politicians and stupid students? I'm at a loss, but the world would be a sadder place.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 27, 2006

• News and Commentary: The Weekend Edition, Sort Of

  James Brown dead, gays getting married, Brits and Iraqis dying, and Freud the sex maniac. Just another day without the associated dollar.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 25, 2006

• News and Commentary: Such A Day for News, You Wouldn't Believe

  It just may be possible to outweigh the weirdos dominating this world. They're as likely to kill each other as us... and each other is closer.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 21, 2006

• News & Commentary: Tomorrow's News Yesterday

  A great day in the news. Unfortunately, I couldn't find most of it, so you'll have to settle for this old, recycled garbage.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 20, 2006

• News and Commentary: Tomorrow's News Today

  People are boring, but we plod on hoping that there's a nugget of news worth reporting. Such is the life of an intrepid reporter.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 18, 2006

• News and Commentary: What Day Is It and Which Day's News Am I Up To?

  I'm not sure what day it is, but the news is fascinating and worth every second of your time... honest.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 17, 2006

• News and Commentary: Yesterday's News Today, Not Tomorrow

  These damn newspapers are try to put us pundits out of business. Will people please start taking the world seriously?

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 16, 2006

• News and Commentary: The Day's News Today Rather Than Yesterday

  Don't have time to read the papers? Read Mark Schannon's bite-sized news and commentary instead.

  News by Mark Schannon — on Dec 14, 2006