No, suppression of truth is a foolish game. And I think that's what is going on with these snotnosed punks, when it comes to Dick Cheney.
We are increasingly seen as a weak nation, populated by a generation of morally bankrupt materialistic consumers with no notion of the conditions of the world outside of the well-protected borders of these United States.
God is testing the hearts of men and women, to see if they will stand for those too weak to stand for themselves in another country, or cower behind a barrage of deceitful philosophy in the name of 'peace.' Or satire. (Romans 1:18-24 and 28-32.)
God has tested Dick Cheney's heart. Dick passed, on more than one occasion.
Can the goatee-wearing, earring dangling snotnosed punks like Pollack say the same? I think not. So if he, and those utterly gutless bozos at whitehouse.org, don't like Dick - then get the hell out! Go back to Iraq or wherever it is you came from!
The rest of us GOOD Americans will follow Dick, and his boss, in these trying times. We'll not question their decisions because, ultimately, we did elect them to do what's best for all of us. You. Me. The Iraqi people. Whichever. We should trust them because they know what they're doing. If they didn't, they wouldn't have gotten themselves elected, now would they?
To the Dick detractors, I say this: You better come to your goddamn senses and learn to fly right. Before it is too late. This is war time, friend, and you may find yourself on the wrong end of a Treason charge if you keep it up.
Some people just don't get it. Why?
I don't know... — Jack"
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Article comments
1 - san
I love this part, even though it makes no sense, especially at the end.
"He fancies himself a writer but, mostly, he makes stuff up. Real writers don't have to make stuff up. That's why they are called writers!"
Beware exalted novelists of the age: you are not writers!
This whole experiment with Internet terminals in psychiatric hospitals must stop. It's not working out. I understand it was supposed to be therapeutic, but until these people can be trusted with belts and shoelaces, they shouldn't have Internet access.
And I thought it was "Make Fun of the Cheney's" day, not "Humiliate Yourself Via E-Mail" day.
Thanks for the fun.
2 - Eric Olsen
I wonder what our own Kate Sherrod, who lives in Wyoming and "knows" Dick Cheney has to say about all of this.
3 - Craig Diehls
Remember Buddy Hackett? Some people yearn for the past so much they can taste it. We are now going through a phase where these people are in power.
4 - foolio
this one did not have the "USDA Satire" approval label but that is still no reason for you fine folks to have missed that it was satire. (not as entertaining or thought provoking as Eric's "What she really said" post.)
much love to all (especiall satirists)
one big fool