With so many vagina people on her staff, did none of them see it?
Hillary should’ve played the gender card big-time all-the-time. It’s the biggest card she has. Yet she ignored it. Despite the obvious fact that more voters in America have vaginas than penises.
Instead of her pallid slogan of “Solutions for America,” she should’ve had a slogan that stuck her gender out front right under every voter’s nose.
For example: “It’s our turn.”
Instead of promising America her experience, her campaign theme should’ve said this, plain and simple: only a woman can give America the big change it needs.
Instead of running through a laundry list of issues in her speeches, she should’ve campaigned with a microphone in one hand and a shovel in the other — and said that because she’s a woman, she’s best equipped to clean up the mess that a bunch of men have made of America.
Cleaning up is a duty that has fallen to women for millennia: they are always having to clean up after men. It’s one thing they know how to do far better than men. Every woman alive would’ve felt the emotional truth of that call in her very bones.
But Hillary was too blinded by her political experience to grasp the obvious transformative nature of her candidacy — at a moment when her country needs transformation much more than political "experience."
She didn’t see that it was her experience as a woman that the country needed, not her experience as a politician.
In stark contrast to her, Barack Obama did grasp the transformative nature of his own candidacy. Born of a white woman and a black man, he could bring the country together, and that is what he is running on.
That’s his emotional truth. He goes for our hearts, and she goes for our heads. She’s running the male campaign of reason, and he’s running the emotional female campaign. Unfortunately for her, emotion is always more persuasive than reason. All advertisers know this. It’s because Barack targets our hearts instead of our heads that the country is responding to him with such massive enthusiasm.
Take just one response. Which candidate inspires voters to put music videos on YouTube?
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— go to most recent comments1 - Winnipeg
The election is a long way off. There are always lots of twists and unexpected turns. Who knows what can occur over the next while. Its not over till its not even part way started
2 - Ruvy in Jerusalem
Adam,
Were you listening to Hassidim singing MashiaH! MashiaH! when you wrote this? Like the good Jewish boy you are, you write about redemption - not salvation. No matter how hard you run, you can't get away from the peyelekh and the tzitzis, can you?
I actually enjoyed reading this. It even made sense. But there will be no redemption for America. Nothing personal. It just ain't gonna happen. It may be that Obama makes the girls sing, and he may even be elected. And if he has the sense not to put Hillary on as VP, he may even live for a while as president....
But forget redemption, kid. This guy ain't gonna' be more than another pretty face with a lot of nasty goons surrounding him.
3 - Ruvy in Jerusalem
So when he ran again for governor, the Clintons made sure to vanish right up Tyson's sphincter, and won back the office they'd lost.
Best line in the article, Adam. But if it had been me writing about the chicken man Tyson, I would have written made sure to vanish right up Tyson's cloaca.... Would have given the chickeny, barnyard feeling of the whole thing....
4 - bliffle
Good rant, AA. You've got it right. Hillary is completely baffled. Perhaps some of that Dimestore Evangelism has rubbed off on her and she thinks she's the next messiah and attaining power justifies anything.
Once again, Nalle illustrates his ignorance "While I think you're still clinically insane...".
5 - PMC
Obama held a Political speech yesterday, flags and all, to basically blame his own campaign problems that are associated with his mentor Rev. Wright, spewing slurs on whites and other ethnic groups and Anti-American hate. He never answers why he stayed for 20 years! And why he takes his children to this church to now raise a new generation, his OWN children, with these slurs on race and Anti America. He will never win..pant suit or dress!
6 - JustOneMan
PMC...
"why he takes his children to this church to now raise a new generation, his OWN children, with these slurs on race and Anti America"
Simple answer because this is what he believes, it is his religion.
JOM
7 - Arch Conservative
That's right it's America's fault for having the "audacity" to question a man running for the highgest office in the land who is asking us for our vote.
If Obama was a white guy who for the past twenty years had been attending a church where the pastor just happened to be some crazy white guy who was fond of making racist remarks about black people and who was also fond of spouting whacked out conspiracy theories about the government and our American society we would all be reading his political obituary written in every major newspaper today.
Throw in some political correctness and a health dose of inane liberal white guilt and we get the circus we bore witness to yesterday.
If you're a white person who doesn't feel guilty about America's past and intend to manifest this guilt by voting for Obama you just don't have a clue.
Screw that. Most normal Americans will see through this bullshit and tell Osama Obama to go fuck himself.
He's done.
8 - Adam Ash
The racists left in our country won't vote for Obama, but every sensible person who wants a change from the Bush-Cheney disaster will.
Obama will bury John McCain in the general election. The two will stand side by side, and it will be very clear to anyone with half a brain that the old doddering white-haired geezer is the past and the bright young inspiring guy is the future.
The GOP and McCain are toast. America is at last set for a progressive agenda, probably for the next 16 years, after which the Democrats will be so corrupt the country will change back to a GOP which will need at last 16 years to put itself back together again.
Adam Ash
9 - Douglas Mays
This election is very interesting from the standpoint of nobody can call what is going on here. It is anyone's game at this point.
The interesting thing is that 'change' is the catch phrase. I think the change is starting with the voters and I think we will see a swell of a few different demographics making a statement. The change is a step ahead of the candidates.
Anyway, I know who I am for (Hillary) and will just let the smoke clear and see who crosses home plate in the final inning.
best,
DM
10 - alessandro
Obama is cool and all (especially next to Hillary) but to stipulate he stands for progressive thought is odd. In some way he does represent the chance for progress but who gets to determine what this entails? Why does he get a free pass to this; because he's eloquent?
His policies and ideas are "static." As for that "old geezer," perhaps he is, but he IS a war hero. This counts for something one can argue. It cuts right through to the core of his character. Character over articulate musings can prevail. But I can't vote so I should shut up.
I've often wondered who owns the word "progressive."
11 - Dave Nalle
The racists left in our country won't vote for Obama, but every sensible person who wants a change from the Bush-Cheney disaster will.
The catch is that most of those racists are in the Democratic party and a lot of Obama's supporters in the primary were crossover Republicans who will swing back to McCain in the general election.
Dave
12 - Amy
Liked the article very much. Too bad it ended up an advertisement for your song. I disagree that Hillary should have run touting her femaleness. That, too, would have been devisive. But you are right on regarding her moral failings. I pray America sees the gift we have before us in Obama. YES WE CAN!!
13 - bliffle
I was watching the Obama speech while prepping the "I Am Legend" DVD for later viewing and transferring some Miles Davis to my Palm, reading that Al Young is the new poet Laureate, and suddenly I realized:
Black is the new White!
14 - Clavos
bliffle,
I keep my Miles (and other jazz - a particular favorite: Ben Webster) on my iPod.
My all time favorite Miles album is an oldie: Kind of Blue. Not only Miles himself, but the rest of the personnel on that album are also favorites in their own right; especially Bill Evans.
15 - Ruvy in Jerusalem
Throw in some political correctness and a health dose of inane liberal white guilt and we get the circus we bore witness to yesterday.
If you're a white person who doesn't feel guilty about America's past and intend to manifest this guilt by voting for Obama you just don't have a clue.
Bing, I was going to tell you to wait till you saw how some poll numbers came out before you made pronouncements - but then I remembered that lots of voters are dealing out their opinions from the bottom of the deck. Heck, the rubes ain't playin' the game anymore; they're a lot harder to read now.
So, the whole thing is up in the air.
There is one point, though. If people are posting songs about Obama without his prompting, he's reaching them. Music reaches down into the soul, Bing. Deep down.
16 - bliffle
Those darn people have been nagging us for years, for Civil Rights, for Equal Opportunity. Nag, nag, nag. Seems like all they do is nag. Just because they've got the best music, best athletes, best poets, best dentists, you'd think they'd be happy! But nooooo. Now they want the Best President, too. After 400 years of our kindly demonstrations that We are superior and They are inferior you'd think those darn naggers would get the idea.
17 - Arch Conservative
The racists left in our country won't vote for Obama, but every sensible person who wants a change from the Bush-Cheney disaster will.
Typical leftist tripe.
I guess by that logic the reason i didn't vote for Kerry in 2004 is because I'm racist toward white people.
If ignorance is bliss why are all of the leftists so angry?
18 - Douglas Mays
Uh, biffle, re: #16...is that really you speakin' like that? mean, sure, one reason the tension is still around is that segregation was still around since the early 60s. I was in 1st grade at the time... Not that long ago as far as social history goes...at the same time, long enuf to let the smoke clear...but there are those who were around then, still living now and remember...
ANYWAY, my point is that the way this whole race thing is being played up. Obama is whiter than Tiger Woods. Very fair skinned.
If he was as black as Kunta Kinte (sp?), he would not even be in the game.
ugh,
DM
19 - handyguy
most of those racists are in the Democratic party and a lot of Obama's supporters in the primary were crossover Republicans who will swing back to McCain in the general election.
More nonsense from the Nalle file. The number of crossover Republicans in the primaries is not entirely known, but it's not enough to swing an election in the fall. And quite a few of those folks actually like and support the guy...what makes you so sure they'll switch back?
Obama has nearly 8 months to work his charm on the working class Catholic whites who have mostly been supporting HRC. More amazing speeches like yesterday's could do it. Current polls have him beating McCain in Ohio, but either HRC or Obama losing Florida in the fall, albeit narrowly. Ohio and Pennsylvania are Reagan-Democrat territory, but they will be up for grabs in this election.
Much can change in 7-1/2 months. But most people who hear Barack speak like him. A lot. Don't "misunderestimate" the importance of that.
And if the economy is still bad [it usually takes a while for those perceptions to change], and Obama is able to debate McCain effectively on Iraq [as he already has been doing], there is no way the Republicans will win. He doesn't have to convince you, just normal people.
20 - Zedd
Adam,
You zeroed in again.
I however think that part of Hillary's problem is that she is playing the game to hard. Come to think of it perhaps you are saying the same thing.
She is obvious. The platitudes of the CEO worshiping, type A era are now flat. She is still stuck in that world. In my career, statements like "I'll make it happen" rule(d). Whether the evidence exists that whatever endeavor is plausible is never the point, it's just that one must sound as if they are capable. It is the mastery of this non-speak that illuminates the cream of the crop. Silver tongued incompetents rise to the top and we end up with ENRON and Bear Stearns (CEO playing bridge while Rome burns).
The Clintons matured during Regan's time. They learned a huge lesson, "It's the cocky platitudes stupid".
21 - Dan Miller
The article, and most of the comments posted concerning it, are disappointing.
Had the article been set to rap "music," it might have been entertaining. It wasn't, and it isn't. I will ignore the attacks on President Bush (who, by the way, is not running for office) as irrelevant tripe. It would be fun to counter them, but it is not worth the effort. All I will say is that adjectives must very inexpensive, and to paraphrase Mark Twain, Truth is very dear and must, therefore, be used sparingly.
I will also ignore the article's comparisons between Senator Clinton and Senator Obama -- most of which would be relevant to a vote for the "Queen for a Day" or the "Survivor," except to note that tactics (as distinguished from strategy) during a political campaign have very little to do with the subsequent performance of the winner.
Having said that, permit me to make my present intentions clear: I would never vote for Senator Clinton, even if all the angels in Heaven were to rest upon her shoulder and proclaim her a saint. I might vote for Senator Obama, and I might vote for Senator McCain. I will decide that question once they have done combat.
What is most disturbing are the comments on Senator Obama's 18 March address on racism in America. Had I simply read the short sound bites concerning the speech and the short snippets of his preacher's hate filled monologues, I would probably have agreed with many of those comments. Senator Obama said something quite similar about his preacher's diatribes -- if all he knew were what was poorly sketched in the press, he would not only disavow and disparage his preacher's comments, he would disown him. Obama went on to say that while he strongly disagreed the the preacher's wrong headed, harmful and divisive racist diatribes, there was more to the man than that. Having read the entire Obama speech, I can only conclude that most of the comments here are based solely on short sound bites and preconceptions reinforced by them.
Read the entire 18 March speech. Think about what he says. There IS a racial divide in the U.S., and it is harmful to all of us. Obama is the first politician I have heard acknowledge this problem articulately, and to acknowledge that the blame lies on both whites and blacks; he may have hurt himself tactically or even strategically by doing so. But read the entire speech. Please. This is too important to rely solely on press snippets.
Dan Miller
22 - Clavos
Good comment, Dan, especially about the speech. It was a hell of a good oration, and may wind up being the final nail in HRC's coffin.
23 - Dave Nalle
More nonsense from the Nalle file. The number of crossover Republicans in the primaries is not entirely known, but it's not enough to swing an election in the fall. And quite a few of those folks actually like and support the guy...what makes you so sure they'll switch back?
Hell, I like Obama. So? There has to come a point in this election when issues begin to get discussed and once you get past the rhetoric and the oratory, Obama's extreme socialist beliefs aren't going to be acceptable to moderates much less anyone who isn't in the GOP by pure accident.
Dave
24 - Arch Conservative
"There has to come a point in this election when issues begin to get discussed and once you get past the rhetoric and the oratory, Obama's extreme socialist beliefs"
Dave....stare into the spinning pinwheel I have in my hand for a moment.....
Change..... vision....... Obama...... yes we can....hope...... change you can believe in.....you want to vote for Barack Obama.......change............audacity of hope.......you're excited by Barack Obama's vision for change...........si se puede........change......you will vote for Barack Obama......change........pay no attention to the crazy pastor behind the curtain....hope.......Barack Obama will bring about racial harmony and world peace.....change......hope......Obama
25 - bliffle
That oughta work. He's shown before that he can be hypnotized by bright shiny objects.