The forecasts for a continued boom/bubble in the age of Bush 2.0 came to a halt recently with news of the buggy release of Harriet Miers, Supreme Court Nominee 1.0. The White House has hurriedly released Harriet Miers, Supreme Court Nominee SP1 this week in order to quell the growing unrest among customers dissatisfied with the earlier buggy release.
In a statement about the Service Pack release, a White House Spokesperson said,
After the successful launch of John Roberts, Chief Justice Of The Supreme Court 1.0, we obviously were caught unaware with some of the problems in the launch of this new offering. We don't care that this makes our competitors unhappy but when our installed base is this riled up we need to pay attention. Our difficulties stem from several causes:1. It is obvious that we have been a bit preoccupied with increasing security and spyware concerns in the operating system. We are also checking into the possibility that someone may have violated their NDA within the organization. We take these matters very seriously because an inappropriate and premature leak of code or information could crash the entire Bush OS.
2. Our beta sampling for this product may not have been as representative as it should have been. Some of those who consider themselves power users were left out of the beta. They are adamantly opposed to the abort command and are not satisfied with oblique assurances from some of the early beta testers.
3. To be honest, we did not anticipate such a virulent reaction from some of our key customers and MVPs.
Coming hot on the heels of the disastrous launch of Emergency Preparedness 1.0, and the chronic problems with the simulation Regime Change The White House refused to admit defeat even though it's stock prices have dropped into the mid-30's from it's previous highs.
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