We Sure Could Use Some Global Warming Down Here in Texas

I'll make a deal. I'm willing to accept the existence of global warming, just like Nancy Pelosi and the Supreme Court if someone will come down here to Texas and pay my heating bills, put insulation around my fruit trees, and mulch my flowers.

We're entering the second week of April, the time of year when the weather in the Austin area normally makes a gradual change from balmy to blazing hot, and there's ice falling out of the sky, frost on the ground, and a truly remarkable crop of Spring wildflowers is dying on the stem.

It's cold here. It's not just a little cool like it might be on a breezy Spring night, it's record shattering, unprecedentedly, incredibly cold. It's oh my god I think the ice age has started cold. The cold is lasting for days, and when these cold fronts come in from the west and hit the moisture from the Gulf of Mexico, we also get a hell of a lot of rain. Really cold rain. Where are the arid winds and baking sun of Global Warming which are supposed to turn the two thirds of the world into desert?

Some numbers might help you. The low last night was 31 degrees. The high during the day was 35. The low barely broke past records, only a couple of degrees colder than the previous record from 1980. The high broke all prior records and then danced on their shards laughing insanely. The previous low daytime temperature record was set in 1939 at 61 degrees. Today's highest afternoon temperature was 26 degrees lower. That's not seasonal temperature variation. That's unprecedented. A few more degrees and it would probably be snowing here.

This isn't just some short-term regional anomaly. It's snowing in West Texas and Oklahoma. It's snowing in Atlanta, Tennessee, and North Carolina, and there are serious snows farther north and farther west. And it's not ending any time soon. Forecasts suggest that it's going to get even colder over the next few days with temperatures dropping into the teens as cold front piles on cold front through Tuesday.

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  • 1 - Jenny

    Apr 07, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    I think the phrase 'global warming' used to describe the recent deviations from normal weather conditions is a bit misleading. You think that it is not happening, but in fact what we are seeing by this wintry storm is an extreme weather pattern that is actually demonstrating the predictions of the theory. So read up on it so that you can make an informed statement in your debate against this phenomenon.

  • 2 - Clavos

    Apr 07, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    I was going to tell you that the real acolytes for GW were going to tell you that your severe winter is yet another manifestation of GW, Dave, but I see I'm already too late.

  • 3 - Dave Nalle

    Apr 07, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    I've been through it before, Clavos. Everything is a result of global warming and if you question it, you're burnt at the stake.

    And Jenny, does this article read like I want to engage in an informed debate? I've done that in the past and it was pointless.

    It wa slike arguing with right-to-lifers about abortion.

    Dave

  • 4 - Dave Nalle

    Apr 07, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    Good lord, it just started snowing - in Austin - in April.

    Dave

  • 5 - Zedd

    Apr 07, 2007 at 11:47 pm

    Dave

    Its just been cold for 3 days.

    Please read up on weather patterns and the entire global warming phenomenon and stop embarrassing yourself.

  • 6 - Randy

    Apr 08, 2007 at 12:04 am

    Record heat? Global warming! Record cold?.... Uh... Global warming!

    I'm not that old, but I love telling global warming idiots, "In my day, we called it the f-ing weather!"

    It's funny how these clowns always tell us to read and talk about scientific "consensus"... Yet they're the ones listening to politicians, and NOT looking at the science.

    Global warming, is global crap.. and you can tell me to put on my tin-foil hat but it's about the New World Order, which I've maintained for years, and I'm being proven right more lately.

    First of all, anyone could see the global law/global tax motivations behind this... But just a few days ago Tony Blair's likely successor at PM of the UK said that we need a "new world order" to handle global warming. And thanks to new laws in the UK, their citizens will soon be penalized for not making their homes for fuel efficient. While all these Bush derranged conspiracy theorists freak out about a Bush Illuminati police state, they've totally missed what's been going on right under their stuck up liberal noses.

    Again, this isn't conspiracy theory stuff, this is happening! And if you global warmists want to do your part to stop the emission of C02... stop breathing!

  • 7 - Dave Nalle

    Apr 08, 2007 at 12:14 am

    Its just been cold for 3 days.

    Actually, it was quite nice for two days, cold today and expected to be cold through Tuesday at least.

    Please read up on weather patterns and the entire global warming phenomenon and stop embarrassing yourself.

    I have, Zedd. Like I said before and as should be clear from the article, it's entirely anecdotal. Just bitching about the cold.

    I will say this though. If they're all worrying about global warming that suggests that no one is going to do anything about me freezing my ass off.

    Dave

  • 8 - Clavos

    Apr 08, 2007 at 12:50 am

    Zedd,

    Read Dave's link, 'climatologists" near the end of the article. The article linked to comes from the UN World Meteorological Organization and talks about the El Niño and La Niña phenomena (officially the El Niño Southern Oscillation, or ENSO) in the Pacific.

    The article mentions, correctly, that these two weather patterns have a huge effect on weather all around the Pacific Rim and as far away as Africa, as they shift back and forth.

    The ENSO has been observed and recorded for more than 300 years, and likely has been around for centuries before that. One of the major effects it has been proven to have is on the severity and frequency of Atlantic hurricanes.

    That fact is confirmed by both Dr. William Gray of Colorado and Max Mayfield, the recently retired Director of the National Hurricane Center. Both of them deny, by the way, that "global warming" is having any effect on the hurricanes, and they are the two top experts on hurricanes in the world.

    Here's a particularly telling quote from Dave's link:

    El Nino conditions, which in December were forecast as likely to persist until at least March, dissipated rapidly during January and February (emphasis mine)

    That's a perfect example of how well the experts can make long range predictions about what will happen with the weather and climate.

  • 9 - Christopher Rose

    Apr 08, 2007 at 5:36 am

    In the end, it doesn't matter at all whether the planet is warming or cooling. The plain fact of the matter is that climate patterns are changing.

    The changes will cause quite large scale disruption to the lives of hundreds of millions, if not billions, of people and the fallout from that is going to affect all of us.

  • 10 - Ruvy in Jerusalem

    Apr 08, 2007 at 5:49 am

    For once, Chris, I see that we can actually agree. Climate conditions are changing. The real issue is not global warming or global cooling, but the time frame (speed) that either trend occurs in.

    If the climatic change is relatively gradual, then Dave's daughter having to dig Easter eggs in mittens (along with the heat bills, etc.) will be the worst of the problems. If the changes are sudden, then massive hurricanes and double tornadoes hitting heat islands will kill hundreds or thousands at a time.

  • 11 - Christopher Rose

    Apr 08, 2007 at 5:56 am

    Indeed, Ruvy. Not only that, but there are going to be MANY climate refugees moving away from the climate change frontline. That is going to impact directly on those fortunate enough to live further away from the most seriously affected areas. The only thing that remains unclear are the scale of disruption and the timeline. As the song goes, "you ain't seen nothing yet".

    Oh yeah, if the timeline is short, well done on moving you and your family right into one of the main frontline areas.

    As we've already been over many times, I don't buy any of your faithist views, but can see a real reason for conflict in the region. It's an increasingly precious and scarce resource called fresh water...

  • 12 - Ruvy in Jerusalem

    Apr 08, 2007 at 6:17 am

    Chris,

    With respect to climate change, the scale of disruption will be directly dependent on the timeline. Speaking of weather, it has been decidedly cool here. The temps usually reach to 25C (77F) in midday around here by March. That is only begining to happen now.

    As for potable water being an issue, it always has in this neighborhood. Isaac fought with Canaanite kings over wells here 3,700 years ago. So wars over water are nothing new in this neck of the woods. But the water table has been rising lately here, not falling.

  • 13 - heatrave

    Apr 08, 2007 at 7:31 am

    I wish to confess, and admit, that I have sinned. I am a Energy User. AlGore has shown me the error of my ways. I understand that it is not too late to do something, and I would like to do what He has done. Set up a multi-national corporation. Purchase Carbon Offsets from Himself, as he is the CEO of this company which "sells" this type of widget. Enjoy the tax write offs of both the "credits" and the "operational overhead" of this transaction. Kinda sounds like a good tax shelter to me. I suppose the IRS approves of this scheme, as I don't recall AlGore being audited lately.

  • 14 - MAOZ

    Apr 08, 2007 at 8:42 am

    Good grief, Dave! If, G^d forbid, they burn you at the stake [ref. comment #3], won't that just add to the global heat burden?!

  • 15 - MCH

    Apr 08, 2007 at 11:00 am

    [Personal attack deleted]

  • 16 - Don

    Apr 08, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Gee, and everyone was complaining in March 2006 because of the record heat wave in Austin.
    Make up your minds.

  • 17 - Clavos

    Apr 08, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Christopher says:

    In the end, it doesn't matter at all whether the planet is warming or cooling. The plain fact of the matter is that climate patterns are changing.

    True. They have done so since the formation of our planet, and will continue to do so until the earth ceases to exist.

    The changes will cause quite large scale disruption to the lives of hundreds of millions, if not billions, of people and the fallout from that is going to affect all of us.

    There is no certain, irrefutable and repeatable proof of that; there is only speculation and computer "models" which are subject to literally thousands of variables.

    Much of the hype about the extent of disruption attributable to GW comes from Al Gore's movie, and is being refuted left and right. Even the IPCC disputes at least one of Gore's allegations:

    Kevin Vranes, a University of Colorado climatologist, worried that Gore had been "overselling our certainty about knowing the future."

    Gore warns about a 20-foot rise in sea level; the IPCC panel estimates "that the world's seas in this century would rise a maximum of 23 inches - down from earlier estimates."

    Ever apocalyptic, Gore says that "our civilization has never experienced any environmental shift remotely similar to this." But Don Easterbrook, a geology professor from Western Washington University, notes that within the last 15,000 years there have been shifts up to "20 times greater than the warming in the past century."


    The fact is that there is a not insignificant group of nonconforming, respectable scientists who disagree with the conventional wisdom, and who believe that the sun and the cycle of intensified sunspots it is currently undergoing have much more to do with global warming than anything anthropogenic.

    A couple of links: Here, from Science Daily.

    And this one, from The Times Online.

    Only the site restrictions on links prevent me from providing several more links.

  • 18 - Christopher Rose

    Apr 08, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    I fail to understand what point you're trying to make here, Clavos.

    Your first sentence doesn't add to or change anything about what I said and your second is entirely mistaken. WHEN these changes occur, it will have an affect on lots of people all over the planet. You also seem to have confused climate change with global warming.

    There is very clear evidence that human activity is changing the climate. Whether that will cause cooling or heating may not be totally clear but the balance of evidence is trending towards warming.

    Finally, since when has there ever been unanimous consensus about anything? If that was a requirement for action, nothing would ever get done.

  • 19 - Clavos

    Apr 08, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Chris,

    My first sentence was in agreement with your statement, so of course it didn't change anything.

    There has ALWAYS been climate change, throughout the history of the world; even before humans existed. Some of those changes, such as the ice ages, were enormous; most were not. NONE were caused anthropogenically. It is the very nature of the atmosphere, oceans and their currents, and the biosphere, which collectively are the climate, to be constantly in a state of flux.

    I haven't confused climate change with global warming; I'm simply using them interchangeably, since the climate change we are currently undergoing is by all accounts a warming trend.

    The "evidence" of human activity changing the climate is VERY questionable as to degree; most of it is, in fact, not evidence at all, but rather computer model predictions, which are and have been notoriously unreliable in the past, as I showed with my link. Did you not read the links? Your response seems to indicate you didn't.

    There is considerable evidence (from ice cores, among other sources) that past climate changes of significant magnitude had little or no deleterious effect on the planet. Some, such as the ice ages obviously did. I have not read any believable accounts that the present change will be of that magnitude.

    Finally, as one of my previous links suggests, we are not able to forecast climate change or anything else to do with the earth's atmosphere with any degree of real accuracy yet.

  • 20 - Dave Nalle

    Apr 08, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    Gee, and everyone was complaining in March 2006 because of the record heat wave in Austin.
    Make up your minds.


    I think that's the problem in a nutshell. Weather patterns we used to be able to count on seem to be breaking down. The regular flow of the seasons is disrupted. It's more disturbing not to know what the hell the weather is going to be from day to day than to know that weather is following a particular trend. The trend you can deal with. Uncertainty and randomness is unsettling and incredibly inconenient.

    Christopher probably has the right perspective in considering what's going to be global climate change. The warming trend really pales in comparison to other forces that are at work like La Nina/El Nino and the shifting of the Atlantic currents away from Western Europe. Those regionalized effects are going to change conditions far more quickly and more radically than a couple of extra degrees to worldwide averages, and as this article was designed to point out, they aren't necessarily going to make where you or I live any warmer.

    Dave

  • 21 - Clavos

    Apr 08, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    Dave writes,

    The warming trend really pales in comparison to other forces that are at work like La Nina/El Nino and the shifting of the Atlantic currents away from Western Europe. Those regionalized effects are going to change conditions far more quickly and more radically than a couple of extra degrees to worldwide averages, and as this article was designed to point out, they aren't necessarily going to make where you or I live any warmer.

    That's exactly the point; records on El Niño go back hundreds of years. These and other elements of the atmosphere (the jetstream, e.g.) capable of great, but short term changes, have ALWAYS been there.

    It is VERY bad meteorology to take a few years of changed conditions and extrapolate from that "evidence" a long term trend with disastrous effects.

    One other point: While the basic data in the IPCC reports IS contributed by scientists (not all of whom are climatologists or meteorologists, BTW), the actual report is mostly written by BUREAUCRATS; representatives of various governments. This is the main reason for my contention that the whole issue is not about science so much as it is about control.

  • 22 - Dave Nalle

    Apr 08, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    I think you've got some very powerful points here, Clavos. Two in particular.

    First, I think you're right to remind us again and again that the efforts of GW advocates to bludgeon everyone into accepting the idea that there is consensus on the subject are deceptive. It's important to remember that there are a great many respected and legitimate scientists who have serious questions about global warming.

    Second, the political nature of the issue can't be ignored. When it comes down to it, that's what global warming is really all about. To get done the things they want to do to the world, certain global interests need to have a threat out there. Then they can claim that the control they want to exercise over our lives is justified by the battle against global warming.

    Dave

  • 23 - Zedd

    Apr 08, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    Dave sed:Like I said before and as should be clear from the article, it's entirely anecdotal. Just bitching about the cold.

    Okay, I got you. I thought that since your article was in the political section that there was a political element to it. SORRY!

    I agree with you. Its weird. My flowers are dying but anything that helps me to pretend as if Summer is not coming works. I've lived in Texas most of my life and I STILL have not adjusted to Summer. People don't realise that it is HELL!!! I cant imagine that Native Americans hung around this place in the Summer. They must have lived in caves or something. Even the nomads, they wouldn't make it. Its pure torture!!! Off course they didn't have 12 consecutive ozone alert days.

    Clavos

    What are you on about?

  • 24 - Dave Nalle

    Apr 08, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    Zedd, don't you live in the DFW area? Being there makes summer just a little bit worse than it is here in well-shaded and green Austin.

    As for the political element, any discussion of global warming is inherently political.

    As for the cold spell, what if it was the beginning of a trend? What it it meant a future of 80 degree summers in Texas. Would you be complaining? I know I could put up with frozen Easters if that was the payoff.

    Dave

  • 25 - Zedd

    Apr 09, 2007 at 1:42 am

    Dave

    The massive concrete in Dallas does not help the situation. It is just torturous. I go through shock every summer. It seems as if it FEELS hotter than it used to. Upper 90's were tolerable but now on an ozone day 98 feels like death valley. I've known several people from up north to leave after a couple of summers because they just cant stand it. Several people die from heat every year. The past couple of years we've had droughts so there hasn't been that much lake activity either so we just stay inside. There really is no other choice. Summer excluded, I love DFW.

    I would love cooler summers without a doubt, however I would also know that that shift affects the stability of the entire planet. What would Siberia be like for instance?

    If we were slowly, on schedule, heading towards an inevitable ice age, then I would welcome the cooler weather but if the change in climate was due to some misdeed of ours and a premature change in patterns, then I would be concerned.

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