Way back in the first quarter of this year, as I protested the war on the streets of Los Angeles, I encountered a few pro-warriors who got right in my face and demanded answers from me.
Here's how the average conversation went:
PRO-WARRIOR: Okay, just answer me this: Do you think the U.S. is going to be able to catch an old man in a hole or not?
ME: Not.
PRO-WARRIOR: I can't believe you don't think we can capture an old man hiding in a hole!
ME: You're crazy if you think the U.S. military can capture an old man in a hole. You've been brainwashed by Bill O'Reilly into thinking that.
PRO-WARRIOR: You know what? You and Hans Blix can just go give each other handjobs for all I care. He doesn't think we can capture an old man in a hole, either!
ME: Oh yeah, well Hans Blix is right! It's crazy to think that the U.S. military can somehow capture an old man hiding in a hole!
PRO-WARRIOR: Tell you what, when we DO capture an old man hiding in a hole--and believe you me, we will--then will you admit you were wrong when you said we couldn't catch an old man in a hole?
ME: You know what? Yeah! I will. But it's never gonna happen. The U.S. military has neither the resources nor the ability to catch an old man hiding in a hole. Upon this I base my entire opposition to the war.
PRO-WARRIOR: You fucking traitor.
ME: You fucking fascist.
But seriously...
Now is a good time to take a trip all the way back to the run-up to the war, and see where the goalposts really were back then. Because I truly do not remember any of my peers basing their opposition to the Iraq war on the notion that the U.S. military would be unable to capture or kill Saddam Hussein.
I just don't recall this happening. Maybe you do remember something like that, and I'd be happy if you could point me to a link.







Article comments
1 - Andrew
There are some good arguments that were advanced by opponents to the war. Mr. Fleming's revisionist history, however, is not a good recap of those arguments. As Hillary Clinton stated just this past week, virtually everyone with a functioning brain felt Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction for years prior to the actual start of the most recent war. She has repeatedly stated that she felt he was a danger to this, as well as other countries, and is happy that he is no longer there. She most certainly has problems with the way the aftermath of the war has been handled; but she and a great many others from the Clinton Administration would not associate themselves with Mr. Fleming's absurd formulations.
2 - Eric Olsen
Brian, I like it when you write things like this, even when they are almost totally full of shit, because when you try you are a very good writer and it's even kind of easy to get pulled along in the flow - you use repetition especially well - and I like your flair for drama.
But, when you boil it down, there isn't much left in the bottom of the pan:
Saddam was a direct and credible threat to anyone and everyone all along. He started a war, if you'll recall, about 12 years ago by just grabbing the land of a neighbor for his own. This is called aggression. He did not abide by the terms of his agreement that ended that war. He tried to kill Bush 1, he was implicated in the first WTC bombing - how in God's name can you say the fucker wasn't a threat? That's just foolish.
We don't know if there are WMD in Iraq now, or if there were but they were destroyed or moved, we know he was trying to develop and obtain them from various sources. Obviously, it would be more convenient for those in favor of the war if they were found - because they haven't been found, YET, and might not be found ever, does not mean they weren't there. This one is pretty much a wash.
I'm not sure what country you're talking about, but we sure as hell won the first phase of the war remarkably quickly and with remarkably little bloodshed on all sides, and we will likewise "win the peace." Capturing Saddam is a huge step in that direction and that is why I am so happy about it. No one ever thought it would be easy, painless, immediate, or without complication. I have no idea who told you that but they were wrong.
This is about exactly what should, and could, have been expected. Those who have had their privileges taken away are pissed and are killing people as a result. They are a tiny but dangerous minority and they will be dealt with, ARE being dealt with.
There is really only one question: is the world a better place than it was before the war?
The answer is fuck yes.
3 - Natalie Davis
That's one opinion.
4 - Brian Flemming
Ah, the memory hole.
Here's a fun game.
Read this February 28, 2003 article filled with statements from Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz and see if you can spot which predictions were off by only around 100% and which were off by, oh, a kajillion percent.
The Office of Special Plans reported to Wolfowitz, by the way.
Josh Marshall nailed the wishful thinking in this prescient article:
It's a great read. And it's the kind of thing that pro-warriors who are still deluding themselves need to read.
Not that they will.
5 - Brian Flemming
Oh, and Eric, thanks for noticing my use of repetition. I repeated
Office of Special Plans
a lot because, well, I was trying to get the attention of pro-war folks like you.
Have you looked into the Office of Special Plans at all? Do you approve of its formation? Do you think its conclusions were more accurate than the CIA's?
That's
Office of Special Plans
Office of Special Plans
Office of Special Plans
I've never heard a single pro-warrior defend this office. It's as if they don't want to admit it exists.
6 - Joe
Why do you get so wrapped up in what people you have such little regard for think?
7 - Mac Diva
Another home run! But, I have no illusions that Brian's accurate analysis will penetrate the pro-warrior's walled minds. The first two of his items -- the presence of WMD and threateningness of Saddam -- having already been proven wrong, the Bushites and their supporters will now pour all their energies into screwing up number three even worse. There will no more be a peaceful, democratic model of government in Iraq a year from now than I can walk on water. I don't know how Brian continues to so actively stand against the tide. Though I maintain my own opinions adamantly, I lack the energy to keep trying, trying and trying to reach people with an alternative message to what they are 'supposed to believe' the way he does. Instead, I get annoyed and demand they think for themselves. I lack patience. Kudos to Brian.
8 - Al Barger
Diva, it sometimes seems as if agreeing pretty much completely with every last pinko left-wing platitude that you and Brian spout is the only way to prove that we think for ourselves.
This strikes me as slightly Orwellian, in a goofy Confederacy of Dunces sort of way.
9 - Mac Diva
Brian and I don't agree about everything, Barger. He likes .Mac. He eats meat. We probably also disagree about eco-terrorism, which I had intended to write about this week, but didn't get time to.
I agree with Brian often because he is smart, an excellent researcher, and a good writer. . . . And, very, very cute.
10 - TDavid
IMO, there are all too many of these type war posts with no solution. Perhaps Brian or somebody else that has written a post complaining about the current situation in Iraq could offer a post (or links to posts they have already written) listing some possible solutions? Now that we're knee deep in this, hindsight is 20/20, so where do we go from here?
I'd be interested in reading something, anything here at BC from the Bush-haters that offers some solution.
I may have missed prior postings on this because generally speaking I have tried to stay away from religion and politics threads (they are often way too subjective for my interests). I'm doing a study with my son on these two topics.
11 - TR01
Hey, you know who else labels any criticism of their leader as "hate"?
Cults.
Also, Tdavid, you apparently didn't read this part of the posting:
In a post about the problem of wishful thinking and self-deception, that sounds like a step toward a solution to me.
12 - TDavid
Hello TR01 - Ok, "Bush-hater" was a bad choice of words on my part. I should have said "those who dislike Bush" so I'll grant you that one.
However, I didn't see now or upon my first two readings any solution in the blockquoted paragraph.
I meant what do we do now. Ok, so they should admit they were wrong, fine, but that is not a solution to where to go from here. I mean, a plan of some sort. Should the troops be removed within 90 days? Should Saddam be turned over right away, within X number of days? That's what I mean.
Brian, just curious, is this one of your many pen names?
13 - Chris
I like the reasoning that since we caught "an old man in a hole" that automatically proves Saddam wasn't a threat, in the near or long term future.
As for the WMD's, for over 10 years most Governments assumed he had them but were not willing, beyond sanctions which only proved to hurt the general populace instead of Saddam, to do anything about it. Well, we did and find out that they probably don't exist, although as Prime Minister Blair pointed out, there are underground labatories that were found and who knows what else underground. Whether you agreed with what happened or not, the world is immeasurably safer than it was back in March -- Saddam is desposed and the perceived threat of WMD is no more.
As far the PNAC analysis is concerned, the facts on the ground change at a much slower pace than the opinion on the Internet.
14 - Chris
Sheesh -- laboratories
15 - Joe
TR01- While channeling the Church Lady may a have a satisfying rhetorical snap, it is a rather weak device. For instance:
Hey, you know who else goes out in the streets in order to try to persuade others to their points of view?
Cults!
Just some friendly observation!