Do you remember America’s favourite spoiled brat, Uday Hussein? You know, the guy Uncle Sam knocked off on the 23rd of July? Well, a known hacker has cracked into his old email account and shared some of the explosive contents, a Green Rabbit exclusive!
How did Uday spend his last days? Was he worried? Trying to hide? Selling Iraqi homes on E-bay? It turns out, Uday actually spent the months before his death in Canada, trying to form/join various local rock groups! Check out some of the selected emails from Uday Hussein. Stay tuned next week, when we show the ENTIRE emails of Uday Hussein, and don’t worry, there’s no spam in Uday’s account.
From: wannabstar@knule.com
To: udaysaddamhussein@lycos.com
CC:
Subject: pedophi1e f4g
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 2003 12:13:16 -0700 (PDT)
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you're a strange fellow and obviously have way to much time on your hands ..
that said what am I thinking? If I received an e-mail from
someone named Uday Hussein claiming to be a member of a "religious rock
riff" band by the name of the Older Pedophiles I'd quickly hit delete and
continue on about my business. Some people obviously have no sense of
humour at all ..
> -----Original Message-----
> From: udaysaddamhussein@lycos.com [mailto:udaysaddamhussein@lycos.com]
> Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 9:01 AM
> To: Tim Knight
> Subject: [torontomusician] Bass Player Needed ASAP
>
>
>
> Hi, I was just at the guitar shop & bought the Slasher guitar book.
> I've been playing bass now for about 4 hours on and off and I want
> to joing your band. I'll be good in a week. I am currently
> unemployed and hoping to make a career out of it. I paaln to form religious rock riff
> band to incite d mases.
>
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From: vegamonster@canada.com
To: udaysaddamhussein@lycos.com
CC:
Subject: LOOKY HERE! skilled guitarist 26 seeks band
Date: Tue, 08 Apr 2003 17:53:46 -0700 (PDT)
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Dude, sorry I dont do religious music.
udaysaddamhussein@lycos.com wrote:
>
> On April 8, 2003 around 1:18 pm PDT, or thereabouts,
> Uday beamed unto you : Brother,
> I am the moslem rock supreme lord. I invite you to
> audition for LFR, the hottest moslem band ever to come
> from this dispicable city. We are not himilyan monks. We are moslem
> rock gods.
> Choose your destiny wisely.
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