First Infamous Cheney Pic to Hit the Blogosphere
It was with hesitation that I decided to post this picture of our Vice President Dick Cheney.
When the picture was first published it caused a furor. Cheney himself asked that reporters not use the picture.
He is, as one can plainly see, fully clothed. The clothes, ahem, do not hide certain Cheney characteristics that are hard to ignore.
Now the picture is floating all around the Blogosphere and it's time it be posted to Blogcritics that it be memorialized forever.
To those who think the VP isn't a real man, well check out, softly and don't be too obvious, the area between Cheney's legs.
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— go to most recent comments1 - Victor Lana
All I can say is that it's reassuring that DICK, our ersatz Commander in Briefs, lives up to his name.
2 - Bob A. Booey
This is icky. I don't like stuff like this. Please don't do it again.
This is almost as stupid a moment in our political discourse as the similarly idiotic burbling about Bush's infamous "Mission Accomplished" dress-up flight suit, complete with bunched up parachute package. Oooooh, the nation's leaders are so well hung! It sickens me that any person, no matter how apolitical, would resort to the basest fetishism of authority. I generally like Maureen Dowd, but I think even a good writer like her easily falls into this sort of mindless potty talk discussion of politicians. I got so sick of hearing Maureen talk about how much more "macho" Bush was than Kerry in her coy, Manhattan darling oh-so-cutesy dialect that I wanted to yell at her to go sleep with Bush already and get it out of her system. Dingy broads. If you're a guy and you're checking out Presidential package, you're beyond help.
Keep in mind Dick Cheney is morbidly obese and he has VERY thick thighs and protrusions of fat that wouldn't be found in a normal body.
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3 - Nancy
Eeeeeeewwwwwww...enough to make me lose my lunch. However, much as I despise Cheney, Bob, I have to disagree that he's morbidly obese. A little heavy, perhaps, but not morbidly obese. But I do think he needs to switch from boxers to jockeys.
4 - Eric Olsen
Sticky Fingers is brought to mind
5 - Bob A. Booey
Nancy, baby, he's had a BAZILLION heart surgeries. His cholesterol is higher than Courtney Love. His obesity is threatening his very survival. He may not weigh 300 pounds, but weighing 250 pounds and having multiple bypasses doesn't seem like a recipe for health.
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6 - Nancy
Bob, I go by pictures of him. He's overweight, yes, but not morbidly obese. As for health, well, IMO the sooner he kicks off the better, & I'm sure his soul will go straight to hell where it belongs. Yeah - he's too heavy for his optimum health, but he's not morbidly obese. Altho this argument is stupid, because I really can't stand him and don't give a rat's ass if he's healthy or not.
Eric - what is sticky fingers? Thanks.
7 - RosieL
What you see is not what you *think* you see. *DEPENDS*....maybe the fit isn't so good. (Hey, he's not the only old guy to have to wear them.)
8 - Eric Olsen
damn, good point Rosie
9 - Mark Sahm
That picture gives hope to Ron Jeremy running for political office.
10 - Nancy
If it isn't what we think it is, then what else could it be? A roll of thigh fat? I don't think so....
11 - Mark Sahm
Ever see The Breakfast Club? Maybe Cheney was hiding his "doobage" there.
12 - Lisa McKay
Perhaps he's like the Conjoined Fetus Lady on South Park.
13 - Silas Kain
After experiencing this Dick Cheney is my hero.
14 - hah
The picture is way too dark for me to see anything except for his smiling face. It's hard for me to believe that he can crack a smile.
15 - Bob A. Booey
Rosie's a genius. I didn't think of that. It could be that his Depends shifted or bunched up, hence the request from his staff. Incontinence is fairly common for a man his age.
That's a better theory than the penis one. Whose penis is shaped like that anyway? That's not a penis, you simps.
Nancy: you shouldn't wish bad health on anyone, no matter how bad they are at governing.
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16 - RJ
Good Lord...
I'd be all smiles if my pants fit like that! ;-P
17 - MCH
Remember Charles Durning's role in "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"?
"Boots...hat...sock..."
18 - Bob A. Booey
Man, RJ loves him some penis.
Just kidding, pal.
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19 - Silas Kain
We finally have the proof we need that Dick's got balls and everyone's got their panty hose in a bunch! Geesh.
20 - Bob A. Booey
Worst thread of discussion ever.
My breakfast burrito is rapidly congealing. I am Jeff Albertson.
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21 - Silas Kain
How much cholesterol is contained in a breakfast burrito? Perhaps you should switch to a high fiber based breakfast. Oh, and who is Jeff Albertson? Pardon my ignorance.
22 - Bob A. Booey
He's Comic Book Man.
Banned, all of you, banned! Could that sunset BE any more orange?
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23 - Jewels
No wonder they call him Dick. Yep.
Morbidly obese; come on! Anyway once ya get the pant shot who looks anyplace else! Yep.
I knew a boy in high school (even after all these years, just can't forget him). Immediately thought of him when I saw the pant shot. Yep.
Is that a hairbrush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Yep.
A few things came to mind as I looked at this pic. The mystery of why his wife stays though, solved. Yep.
24 - RJ
LOL!
25 - Silas Kain
I think we now know what scared Mary away from men, too.