Tell the world. Tell this to everybody, wherever they are. Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking. Keep watching the skies.
When I was a kid I spent a lot of time on planes flying from country to country and a fair amount of time looking at the sky from the ground, fascinated with the space program which was taking us to the moon and beyond. I never looked to the skies with fear or terror, but only saw it as a blank canvas for amazing possibilities.…
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126 - Scott
they dont have to worry about spraying them selves if they only spray in certain arias, and if they have an antidote, there have been test done finding barium and alluminum and white blood cells, so who knows?
127 - Lester
Scott, people shouldn't joke about this stuff so just to be on the safe side, I recommend carrying around one of those surgical masks that you can just whip out and tie on any time you see a contrail in the air. A proper sanding mask is better, but a pain to carry.
It is also possible to make a foldable tinfoil helmet (which can be carried in large coat pocket or backpack) that also protects the back of your neck and your ears while still enabling you to see. However, both have limited shelf life.
The foldable helmet will only last a few goes but DOES protect against UHF radio waves and microwaves, which simply bounce off. Replace this every week or so. The contrail mask will last a while longer, but will probably need replacing every three-to-four weeks.
But it's worth it.
Rule of thumb on the helmet: let's say it's a cool day but you feel your head getting slightly hot, that's the result of microwaves or radio waves. So whack the helmet on at those times just to be certain.
Take it from me, they do work.
128 - Dave Nalle
And I thought I was writing parody when I wrote my tinfoil hat design instructions. Sadly Lester appears to be serious.
Dave
129 - Lester
I have just looked at your designs and they are seriously flawed.
You need to include an elastic chin strap to hold the hat in place in strong wind, plus a tinfoil flap at the back to protect against radiation bouncing OFF the ground.
The flap needs to extend at least six inches from the rear brim of the hat, which is why the folding design is so important. The ones I use look more like a sou-wester.
I often get asked about the design of the hat by people in the street who are interested.
Dave, your designs also don't explain how a hat can be folded, carried and re-used.
If you feel your head warming up and you're five miles from home, what use is tinfoil if you can't get to it?
130 - Dave Nalle
Les, if you feel your head warming up and you're five miles from home it's entirely possible that you're closer to a mental hospital, in which case checking yourself in may be far more effective than a tinfoil hat.
Dave
131 - Cindy
Lester is hilarious. Surely you recognize good satire Dave.
132 - Clavos
Lester, be careful you don't bite your tongue, with it planted so firmly in your cheek like that.
133 - Dave Nalle
Cindy, for satire to work on the internet there has to be at least SOME hint that it's not serious, because there are so many full-on crazies. Lester's is so good and consistent you can't tell it's satire.
Dave
134 - Dr Dreadful
Dave, 'Lester' is a well-known regular commenter. That he was being satirical was fairly obvious to the rest of us.
135 - Dr Dreadful
Although why he decided to use that name is a mystery to me.
136 - Clavos
Hah!!
I figured that -- something about his/her style was reminiscent...
137 - Cindy
Awww, now I wish I knew who it is. Well, whoever s/he is I like her/him.
138 - peter
Based on previous comments, i will most likely get verbally attacked for this, but there is a distinction between chemtrails and contrails.
Something is definitely going on, however. It is unlikely there is a nefarious plot by the masons, illuminati, etc.- if they are trying to kill or infect everyone, they are comically inept at achieving this goal- a more plausible guess would be cloud seeding of some sort to produce precipitation, which would explain why these "sightings" are more prominent in areas that have had lower than normal levels of rainfall over the last 15-20 years-
just my 2 cents-