This weekend is support our troops weekend. Now, I realize that most of the time the Democrats don't support the troops.
Most of the time those radical leftist liberal Stalinists are just hoping and praying that the men and women over in Iraq will get blown up by a car bomb or shot by a sniper or decapitated on poor-quality video.
But this weekend we're just asking the Democrats to stop hating, if only for a couple minutes, and open up their cold little hearts to our brave men and women who are fighting for Christian principles against the terrorists and Osama bin Laden and the WMDs.
Please join us this weekend in Washington as we sing hearty and supportive songs and yell foul abuses at Cindy Sheehan and her Communist, Stalinist, Satanist cohorts. Here's an example of the kind of thing you'll get to do.
You could be holding that banner; you could be the one out there supporting our troops! Hooray troops!
Cindy Sheehan — did I mention that she and her shrill little army of whiners doesn't support our troops? Well, she doesn't. They don't. Here are just a few things that she's said:
"For the more than 1,800 who have come home this way in flag-draped coffins, each one... was a son or a daughter, not cannon fodder to be used so recklessly, ... Amazing Grace."
"Last night I had fire ants crawling all over me, ... Physically it's very uncomfortable, but I think of all the soldiers in Iraq who, when it's too hot or too stormy, can't go into town for refuge. As bad as we have it here, it's nothing compared to how bad they have it over there."
You can see the Communism, the fascism — err, the Communo-fascism shining through in these comments. If she really supported our troops she would be calling for more guns, more bombs, more armor, and more MOABs. If she really cared about our troops she wouldn't be complaining about fire-ants.
What I mean to say here is that the Republicans support the troops, the Democrats don't support the troops. Republicans yes, Democrats no. I hope everyone understands now.