ARE YOU READY FOR THE PELOSI REVOLUTION???
In roughly six months, voters will go to the polls to elect 435 members of the House of Representatives, and 33 members of the Senate. Oh, and 36 governors.
President Bush's poll numbers remain in the sewer, and this is dragging down his entire party going into the crucial midterm elections.
Despite this, a majority of Governorships are likely to remain in GOP hands, as are 50 or more Senate seats. The House, on the other hand, could go either way.
And if it goes the Democrats' way, that means Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.
I'm sorry, but I'm not about to sit idly by while some "botoxed, desiccated communist" becomes the second in line for Presidential succession.
She looks loony. She supports wild-eyed, leftist programs. She's a liberal Democrat from San Francisco, for the love of Christ!
Decent, patriotic Americans simply cannot allow this moonbat to come to power. As much as we might despise the Republicans (with good reason!), we cannot allow some lunatic member of the Hugo Chavez fan club to become the authority in the House of Representatives.
So. I'm not asking you to vote for your own particular corrupt GOP House candidate. I'm telling you to vote against Josef Stalin, Chairman Mao, and Nancy Pelosi.
You'll thank me later!
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Victor Plenty
Good luck with this approach, RJ. Asking the electorate to vote against an incumbent, even if they aren't entirely happy with the alternative, worked so well in '04 for Clark, Dean, Kerry, and the rest of the party that started their campaign around the informal slogan "anybody but Bush."
2 - JR
RJ Elliot: You'll thank me later!
Like we're thanking you for Iraq?
3 - JR
By the way, Pelosi is from Baltimore, not San Francisco.
4 - Dave Nalle
No, she is from San Francisco, and that's the district she represents. She was merely born in Baltimore.
Dave
5 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
Baltimore can have her back...
6 - Bliffle
RJ was also prominent in the campaign to stop other miscreant speakers like DeLay and Boehner.
7 - Scott
Actually, I feel fairly confident in saying that Dems will have the majority of Governorships after the 2006 election. The house and senate are much more in doubt.
8 - Maurice
I say face your worst fear. Vote out all incumbents and let the chips fall. Peggy Noonan has an excellant article out on this very topic. She believes the Repubnics have become complacent. I think she is right. Vote them out!
"Kill'em all. Let God sort them out."
9 - JP
Maybe if we put the Dems in charge, someone will have the nerve to investigate this domestic spying nonsense. Nancy may just have the biggest nuts in Congress!
10 - Blue Meanie
So RJ, when are you going to call her a gian thalidimide baby? Oh, wait, you already have a bunch of unfounded invective covered here.
Decent , patriotic Americans are waking up to your type of bullshit, and are tired of failed republican policies, the corruption of the current majority, and the cavalier way the administration is willing to toss aside both the Constitution and laws that their very Oath of office has them swear to uphold.
As for the whole NSA bit, here is breaking news from Reuters to substantiate what JP has linked to.
11 - Arch Conservative
Rj had it right....this botoxed bitch should have her power as limited as possible. She makes Fidel Castro look like Pat Buchanan. I hope the botox leaks into her brain and kills her. Too bad Harry Reid doesn't have botox injections too although he's probably packing a quart of the stuff south of the equator and we just don't know about it if you get my drift.
While things aren't going great for the GOP at the moment I think the moonbats are getting overconfident in thinking they are going to gain control of Congress.
The Democrats leadership is a disjointed joke. They have no solutions to any problems of the day, only objections to each and every idea put forth by the GOP. It looks as if they will go into the November elections using the "vote for us because we're not republicans and republicans aren't doing so great now" strategy. It didn't work for Kerry in 04 and it most likely won't work for the Dems in 2006.
12 - Michael J. West
So nice to see that "botoxed" and "looks looney" have become legitimate political criticisms.
13 - Arch Conservative
Sorry Michael I guess it's all those years of you moonbats saying Bush looks like a chimp that drove me to call her a botoxed bitch.
14 - Blue Meanie
Arch states: "They have no solutions to any problems of the day, only objections to each and every idea put forth by the GOP."
Ideas like; torture, pre-emptive war, 70billion in tax cuts during 2 military conflicts as well as record debt and deficits, wiretapping without a warrant, WH staffers indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice, congressmen pleading guilty to defense contractor bribes, Abramhoff and the K street gang, DeLay, and so much more.
Are those the kind of moonbat ideas that the republicans have been doing for a few years now that you are upset that the democrats are opposing?
15 - JR
Hell, I'd elect Pelosi directly into the White House if Bush is the alternative. Of course, at this point I'd elect Nixon if the alternative is Bush.
16 - Christopher Rose
Archie, can you not see the difference of degree here?
Bush, by any stretch of the imagination does look a bit chimpy, you gotta see that even if you love the guy but "botoxed bitch"? That's just nasty and not at all gentlemanly.
17 - Michael J. West
I was talking to RJ, Bing. You, I'm just gonna leave alone; your world is already sad and insular enough without your having to put up with me.
18 - Jet in Columbus
Have you noticed that the closer Bush's numbers have sunk into the low 30-upper 20s (lower than Clinton's) the more sullen and bitter Bing has become?
19 - zingzing
that's just time doing that, jet. in five years, bing will be nothing more than a sad looking rotten lemon. all humanity will drift away in the winds... his seeds will fall through the cracks in his skin... i am stopping now...
20 - JP
Blue, nice list of policies to object to. And Arch, the Dems do have an agenda: they believe in economic as well as military security measures. They stand for open government, which isn't secretive--that's a POSITIVE, and INHERENTLY OPPOSITE to what the current admin does.
And thanks for the backup, I linked to an excerpt from the original USA Today story that i'd posted on my blog, for the sake of not repeating that entire post ;)
21 - gonzo marx
once again we get RJ with his panties in a twist, spewing today's talking points and trying ta rev up the amperage by invective and insulting rhetoric with zero calories and even less basis in factual Reality
yo RJ, ya got nailed with the "giant thalidamide baby" bit a bunch
and still ya puke out this kinda shit?
you CAN do better little Brother...make yer case, argue the idealogy...anything but this kind of visual cotton candy...
all sugary shyte with no substance
objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Excelsior?
22 - Matthew T. Sussman
Who's our most liberal commenter? I want to see that person and ArchCon to live in a house together.
Wait, what was that line again?
23 - RogerMDillon
I'm waiting for Content Editor Sussman to point how out that this article didn't have much to it.
24 - gonzo marx
Suss...i may not be the "most liberal"...but i'll take the time in the house with Bing...
shoudl be fun, and fucking great TV!!
the Quote Suss put up sez it all abotu this farce fo an article...
Roger sez...
*I'm waiting for Content Editor Sussman to point how out that this article didn't have much to it.*
Quoted for Truth
but it's just an Opinion piece, and RJ is entitled to lay out his Opinion...and peurile, juvenile and sterile as it might be
Excelsior?
25 - zingzing
i'm sure i'm top 10% in the liberal commenter section. or bottom. whichever way you look at it. i would love to spend some time with old binger mcfuddlefart. time in a casket. no, no... a nice b'n'b in the midwest somewhere. or the south. he mentioned the south the other day. i like the south. we could hole up, relax, shoot some guns and heroin... charleston! no, no! um... what's that coastal town in georgia? damn... help me out.
would blogcritics pay for us to go there, then regale you all with tales of our fisticuffs?