Senator Clinton Will Be The Next President, Because She Has Found Great Favor With God - Page 2

The process by which the Democrats are trying to select a nominee to be their candidate for president has been a great and inspiring offering to God, and She surely will bless them and cause their candidate to win the election because of it. Although the Republicans may have done their best, their overall efforts have been much less amusing; probably, that is just the way they are. The Democrats will win, no matter who may be their candidate, but the candidate who provides the most amusement to God and to Her creatures will be nominated. It is only meet and right that this should happen; it is the will of God.

The candidacy of Senator Clinton has been outrageously funny, and defies human imagination by becoming even more so with each passing day. She has provided more amusement than any candidate for high public office in recent memory. She will win, and the benedictions and blessings of God will ever thereafter shine upon Her people, or at least for four or eight years. Perhaps the Divine desire for this to happen has persuaded Her to preserve us for that very purpose. Accordingly, I firmly believe that Senator Clinton will win the Democrat nomination and the Presidency, against all perceived odds.

God and I both proudly endorse Senator Hillary Clinton as the next President of our great country! Go Hillary!

Damn! Those lightning bolts are coming in fast and furiously.

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Dan was graduated from Yale University in 1963 and from the University of Virginia School of Law in 1966. He practiced law in Washington, D.C., retiring in 1996 to sail with his wife in the Caribbean. They settled in a rural area in Panama in 2001. …

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  • 1 - Greg 'Peace Song' Jones

    Apr 03, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Blacks4Barack presents:
    Hillary's Religion (cult ?) 'THE FAMILY'
    Very Scary !
    Prays To Jesus For The Elite To Rule The World

    The media has repeatedly aired the short clips of Rev. Jeremiah Wright's rhetoric in attempt to discredit and smear Barack Obama. But what's even more interesting is the fact that the media never discusses Hillary Clinton's religion, which is extremely telling and even frightening. A closer look into her 'religion' gives one a clearer picture of why she is the way she is.In a recent article by Steven Brandt many truths about Hillary's religion, called ' The Family' will make you shutter. The question is....where's the media on this one ?

    Brandt writes, "You don't choose your family, but you choose what church you want to attend." said Hillary Clinton, to reporters and editors of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review on Tuesday the 25th. This is an interesting choice of words, since -- while we mostly hear about her Methodist upbringing -- Hillary Clinton has chosen to associate herself with The Family (also known as the Fellowship), a very conservative, fundamentalist organization started by Abraham Vereide...

    "...an immigrant preacher who in 1935 organized a small group of businessmen sympathetic to European fascism, fusing the Far Right with his own polite but authoritarian faith. From that core, Vereide built an international network of fundamentalists who spoke the language of establishment power, a "family" that thrives to this day. In public, they host prayer breakfasts; in private they preach a gospel of "biblical capitalism," military might, and American empire. Citing Hitler, Lenin, and Mao, Doug Coe, the Family's current leader, declares, "We work with power where we can, build new power where we can't."

    This quote is taken from the book on The Family by the same name which will be published in May... a book which claims to "dramatically challenge conventional wisdom about American fundamentalism, revealing its crucial role in the unraveling of the New Deal, the waging of the Cold War, and the no-holds-barred economics of globalization. The question Sharlet believes we must ask is not "What do fundamentalists want?" but "What have they already done?"

    A long article was written about Hillary Clinton's participation in this organization last September in Mother Jones, and The Family, itself, was the subject of an extensive article in Harper's in March of 2003. And on March 21st, The Nation published an article on Hillary and The Family by Barbara Ehrenreich that was published on The Huffington Post and CBS News' web site.

    The Family avoids the word Christian but worships Jesus, though not the Jesus who promised the earth to the "meek." They believe that, in mass societies, it's only the elites who matter, the political leaders who can build God's "dominion" on earth. Insofar as The Family has a consistent philosophy, it's all about power - cultivating it, building it and networking it together into ever-stronger units, or "cells."
    ...wrote Ms.Ehrenreich.

    Is it possible that Hillary's participation in this fundamentalist group -- which apparently preaches the "gospel of military might" -- would help explain her vote in favor of authorizing President Bush to attack Iraq? Is it possible her pro-NAFTA stance during her husband's administration comes from its embrace of "the no-holds-barred economics of globalization"? Is it possible that the sense some get that Hillary feels entitled to be president comes in part from this group's belief that "it's only the elites who matter"?

    I encourage any reporter covering Hillary's campaign to ask her about all this.

    At a time when so many people are wondering what sort of effect the Rev. Wright's sermons may have had on Barack Obama, I think it's only fair to ask what sort of effect The Family's fundamentalist mission has had - and continues to have - on Hillary Clinton. We know that George Bush engages in truly fundamentalist thinking. There is no person or new information capable of challenging his belief that what he already knows is right. Is Hillary Clinton like this in some way? I am not sure.

    But the opinion I have formed from this is that - while Hillary Clinton may be considered a Liberal by many - on the inside she is a deeply Conservative person... possibly as close to being a Republican today as she was when she was a young woman supporting Senator Goldwater. This helps explain, to me, why she and John McCain are such good friends. They are both drawn to the use of military power and free market capitalism... and to taking money from lobbyists. The other opinion I have formed is that those who say there are no policy differences between Hillary and Barack haven't taken into account how their religious differences might impact the policies they would actually seek to implement as president.
    (end of article)

    So now a few things make more sense about Hillary. In review, she's in a kinda power-hungry cult which is actually run by her fellow Republicans which she is secretly one of ! It also makes sense why she could care less about detroying the Democratic Party. Also, beware of her claim to work toward ending the Iraq war. That is another great lie that she is telling. If you listen to her claims she commonly repeats ' I will start getting troops out within my first 60 days '.....How many ? 3....1000...10,000 ? Don't be fooled. Hillary has no desire to end the war. She'll bring 5 troops home then say that she kept her word.

    The media should be called out for not exposing this cult. Problem is, they would also be revealing the truths about their fellow Republican's plan and prayers to 'rule the world' by any means. So it's up to us, regular Americans like you and I, to help spread the truth in spite of the media.....For The Re-Birth of America !

    Greg Jones

  • 2 - Dan Miller

    Apr 03, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Ah, yes. Well, since Senator Clinton has found great favor with God, she won't be needing that cult any longer. Pray, good sir, put your spirit at ease and allow the peace which transcends all human understanding to be upon you and yours. Amen.

    Dan Miller

  • 3 - Clavos

    Apr 03, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Heh.

    Isn't this fun, Dan?

  • 4 - miriam

    Apr 03, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    I thought John Kerry was more amusing: the magic hat, the funny-looking bike shorts, and whatever obscene thing he was doing with that sail. His hunting trip was fun too.

  • 5 - Dr Dreadful

    Apr 04, 2008 at 1:34 am

    [Pablo, Jet: in case you're wondering where all your comments on this thread have gone, I deleted JOM's crap and so your responses to it had to go as well. FYI.]

    Assistant Comments Editor

  • 6 - Jet in Columbus

    Apr 04, 2008 at 1:46 am

    Doc, I can see little statues of you appearing on dashboards all over the world...

    Now if only you'd delete JOM?

  • 7 - Dr Dreadful

    Apr 04, 2008 at 1:53 am

    It's been mooted, Jet.

    But he has his First Amendment rights like everyone else.

  • 8 - Ruvy in Jerusalem

    Apr 04, 2008 at 1:56 am

    I deleted JOM's crap

    Not bad going, DD. Who knows? He may begin to get the message....

  • 9 - Jet in Columbus

    Apr 04, 2008 at 1:58 am

    Maybe we could send a memo to the White House? After all he's taken away just about... on never mind

  • 10 - Dr Dreadful

    Apr 04, 2008 at 2:06 am

    Guys... JOM - the White House - you don't think...?

    Nah. Couldn't be.

    ...Could it?

  • 11 - Jet in Columbus

    Apr 04, 2008 at 2:15 am

    It'd certainly explain a lot, but I think George's still searching for that elusive keyboard key that says "any" on it, so he can continue...

  • 12 - troll

    Apr 04, 2008 at 8:20 am

    JOM - it has little to do with the left or right...BC has gone to the mad dogs of politically correct comity and other Englishmen

  • 13 - Jet in Columbus

    Apr 04, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Opposing political views don't bother me at all Troll, it's the personal false implications and unfounded implications.

  • 14 - Christopher Rose

    Apr 04, 2008 at 10:16 am

    troll, that's a load of bollocks. The implementation of our approach to comments remains essentially unchanged and just the same as it has been for years.

    We don't practice political correctness and it pisses me off that you would suggest it.

    I had to look up the meaning of "comity" and learned that amongst other things it means "mutual civility and respect". That we are indeed encouraging, although I think most balanced observers would agree with my view that we are more tolerant of personal expression than many an online destination.

    Finally, it is an absolute fact that the USA is far more prone to political correctness than the UK, so in conclusion, all I can say is if you don't like the way we are editing JOM's increasingly feeble and mindnumbingly repetitive comments, go fuck a tree. ;-)

  • 15 - Dave Nalle

    Apr 04, 2008 at 10:39 am

    What kind of tree? May I suggest a Mesquite or some other member of the Locust family? What's that one from the middle east that birds get impaled on...

    Dave

  • 16 - Jet in Columbus

    Apr 04, 2008 at 10:43 am

    You don't have Fuccah trees in Texas?

  • 17 - Clavos

    Apr 04, 2008 at 11:15 am

    "You don't have Fuccah trees in Texas?"

    Only the Muthah hybrid.

  • 18 - Jet in Columbus

    Apr 04, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    That explains a lot Clav (:^p~~~~~~~~~~

  • 19 - Joanne Huspek

    Apr 04, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Well, I thought the piece was great. Very entertaining. I think I've seen some of those followers, and they all have the rapture. But I think I'd better find a nice shelter, because you know it's a myth that lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

  • 20 - JustOneMan

    Apr 04, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    "We don't practice political correctness"

    So explain why you deleted my last post questioning the blatantly biased editing....hmmmmm

    In addition I am one of the only person in this place who dares to question the left wing lunacy of the posters and editors...

    JOM "BC A Sinister Cabal of Intolerance"

  • 21 - Teresa

    Apr 04, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    I loved it, amusing and funny, but very TRUE! SHe has found favor with GOD! and she will Win Sorry, to all those wo hate the thoght it will happen get used to it!

  • 22 - Jet in Columbus

    Apr 04, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    He's sooooo cute when he can't think of anything intelligent to say; isn't he?

  • 23 - Teresa

    Apr 04, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    I think you got it, but I am blind as a bat when writing on this thing, anyway corrections as follows: I LOVED IT , AMUSING AND FUNNY, BUT VERY TRUE! SHE HAS FOUND FAVOR WITH GOD! AND SHE WILL WIN. SORRY TO ALL THOSE THAT HATE THAT THOUGHT, BUT IT WILL HAPPEN AND SHE WILL BE PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON TO YOU AND ME!

  • 24 - Dan Miller

    Apr 04, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Teresa,

    Yeah, but Zeus help us!

    Dan

  • 25 - troll

    Apr 06, 2008 at 9:52 am

    'bollocks' ...I rest my case

    ...and on that more personal topic: I have a mountain locust growing on a cliff edge by my bridge who I find responsive to my advances in only the most subtle ways

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