Senator Clinton Will Be The Next President, Because She Has Found Great Favor With God - Comments Page 2

God loves Hillary because she is the most amusing candidate in the most amusing party. Hillary will win!

There are those who believe that the Gods decided to create man for their own amusement. My personal belief is that once upon an eon long ago, they became tired of throwing thunder bolts and other stuff out into an infinite but empty universe, couldn't think of anything else to do and were bored stiff. Finally, one of the cleverer Gods proposed a contest: they would see which of them could create the most amusing world. They all agreed, and the Great Contest was held.…
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  • 26 - Christopher Rose

    Apr 06, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Not quite sure what you're trying to get that there locust to do to/for you, troll, but I can confirm that the jomelette was scrambled by order of the management for persistently aggressively abusing commenters.

  • 27 - PeterBaran

    Apr 10, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    To Obama and Hilary

    There still remains an oppoprtunity to do some good for our people and our nation...despite the hilitary it evokes from some uncaring jokesters...

    Get to-gether..provide al decent healthcare program for our young and elderly and watch the blessings it will bring a grateful nation...God Bless America......Peter Baran Age 81

  • 28 - PeterBaran

    Apr 10, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    I have tried to make a sincere comment to Obama and Hilary intimating how their combined abilities could really benefit our country but I guess you only accept one liners that amuse some people....So much for caring and good journalism...

    God Bless America....Peter Baran age 81

  • 29 - Dan Miller

    Apr 10, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    I must be missing something here. Perhaps it's just me, or the hour, or the wonderful Panamanian rum.

    Mr. Baran's second comment, #28, appears to be responsive to something, but since it follows immediately his comment, #27, I can't figure out what. Having seen far fewer "one liners" on this blog than on the vast majority of those I have visited, I don't understand #28 for that reason as well. So be it.

    Personally, I think that Senators Clinton and Obama would work together just fine -- like a lawnmower and grass.

    Dan

  • 30 - Clavos

    Apr 10, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Guess which one is the lawnmower???

    (Sorry -- couldn't resist...)

  • 31 - Dan Miller

    Apr 10, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Clavos,

    Yeah, but have you ever pushed an underpowered lawnmower through very tall grass? Sometimes, the motor just stops.

    'Nuff said.

    Dan

  • 32 - Zedd

    Apr 10, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    Yes Nuff said.


    And Clavos, wash your fingers out with soap!

  • 33 - Clavos

    Apr 10, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    Zedd,

    Please, please, please don't feed me setups like that!

    I don't have that much will power...

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