Satire: President Bush and Polled Citizens Continue to Denounce Knowledge and Tom Cruise Dies - Comments Page 2

Many of those polled defended their opposition to stem cell research, saying Tom Cruise wouldn't like it. Twelve percent said their name was Tom Cruise.

The news that scientists have come up with a new way to generate stem cells that wouldn't destroy human embryos did little to alter the American public's regard for the research. A Newsweek poll conducted this week on the streets of Washington, D.C. shows just as many dumb-asses oppose it now as did in October 2004, and for the same dumb-ass reasons.…
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  • 26 - diana hartman

    Aug 28, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    thank you peter...

    matt, you're killin' me dude (no pun intended)...
    glass wipes, many of them, soon :D

  • 27 - Mark Schannon

    Aug 28, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    PETI,

    Suss has your leg so far off, you're going to have to crawl three miles just to be able to put it back on.

    Suss, you are such a brat...and that's said with the utmost of respect.

    In Jameson Veritas

  • 28 - pleasexcusetheinterruption12

    Aug 28, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    GIVE ME MY LEG BACK DAMNIT! Oh God, what have I done? W/e, my responses were directed at Barger n e ways...

  • 29 - Matthew T. Sussman

    Aug 28, 2006 at 7:28 pm

    Now that PETI has been officially hazed into the Society of Suss Is Just Shitting You, I don't know how to spend my evening.

    Fun while it lasted.

  • 30 - pleasexcusetheinterruption12

    Aug 28, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    Yeah I had fun too.. I mean ya gotta admit, my responses were so classy.

  • 31 - Dominick Evans

    Aug 29, 2006 at 2:24 am

    You know.....the truly ironic part of this is the truth...if you're in a wheelchair the stem cells are okay no matter what religion you are. If you aren't you don't think its cool...and that's lame because if those people got hit by a car tomorrow and became quads or paras they'd be at the front of the picket line begging for the embroyo to be destroyed so they could get the first stem cell.

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