Delaware Senator Joe Biden: "A fantasy football team requires many components to be successful. It doesn't just mean that a great quarterback or running back or wide receiver or tight end or even a defense can make or break a team. It takes the cooperation and responsibility of a collective of players to achieve enough fantasy points to be successful. I firmly believe that ... [3 minutes and 18 seconds about why winning fantasy football is important] and I will support the cause of being a successful fantasy football GM."
Kansas Senator Sam Brownback: "I do not believe in the manual selection of football players. Championship teams are intelligently designed by autopick drafts."
Former Alaska Senator Mike Gravel: Actually, nobody asked Gravel for fantasy football advice.
Ohio Representative Dennis Kucinich: "Who's the shortest running back? Maurice Jones-Drew of the Jacksonville Jaguars? Okay, draft him then."
Texas Representative Ron Paul: "Abolish fantasy football."
Article comments
1 - RJ
ROTFL!
Fred Thompson: Draft the oldest, baldest player who holds out the longest.
2 - RJ
Ralph Nader: Nationalize all NFL teams. Execute the owners. Remove the scoreboard. Tear down the stadiums and plant giant forests of hemp.
3 - RJ
Dick Cheney: Draft Pacman Jones and Michael Vick. They both know a lot about unfortunate shooting incidents. Then, invade Iraq.
4 - Dr Dreadful
LOL.
RJ, I think you've found your niche.
Keep 'em coming.
5 - RJ
Newt Gingrich: I say that today's game is both inane and corrupt. The best players don't even bother to play. Whatever happened to the good old days of Otto Graham and Fran Tarkenton? Drew Brees is a pygmy.
6 - Matthew T. Sussman
If Paul Gillmor doesn't hurry up and pick, he's going to lose his turn
7 - RJ
Chris Dodd: Draft me! My hair is already a helmet!
8 - RJ
Tom Tancredo: Whatever you do, don't draft Tony Romo...
9 - moonraven
Now, in the wake of the Larry Craig scandal, BC publishes this homoerotic horseshit.
10 - Matthew T. Sussman
You're absolutely right. I should have checked with Larry Craig first before I wrote this.
11 - moonraven
You should have considered that you were perhaps gilding the lily--especially on this site where there is only woman regularly posting, ME.
12 - Matthew T. Sussman
And you should have considered that if you're not an NFL football fan, you might not have understood the humor.
(P.S. - There are TONS of women on this site -- expand your horizons by going to other sections besides politics. 't's good for the soul.)
13 - Nancy
RJ, these are hilarious. Who knew you had such a sense of humor?!
14 - moonraven
There was no humor, kid. You are NOT a funny person. Get over it.
I think I will pass on reading recipes on this site, thanks.
15 - Matthew T. Sussman
That's not true. Not all women on this site are confined to writing chocolate chip cookie recipes. We also permit them discuss childbirth, quilting, and occasionally how best to please their man.
See? We're tolerant!
16 - Matthew T. Sussman
I found this missing "to" -- I believe it belongs to the comment above somewhere.
17 - moonraven
Wrong: you are an asshole.
Get over it.
18 - Matthew T. Sussman
Actually I came to grips with my assholiness a long time ago. You could say I'm assholier than thou.
19 - moonraven
Yes, you could say that.
I certainly would.
20 - REMF
"Dick Cheney: Draft Pacman Jones and Michael Vick. They both know a lot about unfortunate shooting incidents. Then, invade Iraq."
Or...Dick Cheney: "Draft Pacman Jones and Michael Vick, all the deferemnts are gone now after I used my five."
21 - RJ
Thanks to you both, Nancy and Doc Dread. :-)
Al Gore: Well, Michael Vick has certainly helped to reduce the carbon footprint of pit bulls, so he's on my team. Also, Ben Roethlisberger drive a very fuel-efficient motorcycle...
22 - alessandro
Matt. Give it up.
Moonraven doesn't find you funny.
RJ - you funny guy.