Having completely turned the House around and made it into a respected legislative body, Speaker Pelosi has successfully transcended this accomplishment through her opposition to the Free Trade Agreement with Colombia and her gracious support of El Presidente Chavez's support of the Colombian Cocaine Exporter's Cartel, also known as FARC (acronym for "Fumbling Airheads Raping Colombia" or "Firebombs Are Really Cool," I can't remember which), in their humane and otherwise praiseworthy efforts to allow their long detained but cheerful, willing and well cared for hostages to help them gain political advantage. As all right-thinking people know, FARC hostages are treated far more humanely than the wretched but harmless and innocent detainees at GITMO. FARC's Robin Hood mystique dovetails neatly with the goal of Speaker Pelosi and other useful idiots of taxing the people who work to give surplus revenues to those who don't and/or those who want to buy stuff exported by FARC; but not, of course, before thanking the folks who voted or donated money to send them away and probably don't want them back home either.
Useful idiots are useful because they help various movements and their otherwise reviled leaders. Hugo Chavez, the glorious leader of The Venezuelan Socialist Revolution (cool moniker, Socialist Revolution), has managed to ruin the economy of the most oil rich country in Latin America and to do so despite constant increases in the price of oil. Oil is the only significant Venezuelan export, aside from dumb ideas, Venezuelans who can't abide the place any more, and people who know how to produce oil, cement and food but can't any longer. El Presidente has also managed to oppress nearly every one whom he thinks (with good reason) doesn't like him, and to put the rest to work screwing up the production of oil, food, cement and everything else. These are good things: without poverty and oppression, there would be hardly anyone to feel sorry for, and without anyone to feel sorry for useful idiots would have to find new evils to attack. They might even have to direct their energies against the poor, of whom there are plenty to go around. But wait a minute; they already do that. Poor people like to eat, and some of them might conceivably need to. So, it was decided to stop using food crops for food and to use them to make fuel (inefficiently); that way, the worst curse of humanity, Anthropomorphic Global Warming, can be purged by sending St. Al the Gored jet-setting around the world promoting rock concerts in neat places. More hungry people can thereby be created to feel sorry for, and since they can no longer afford food they probably won't use much fuel. A double whammy!
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1 - Dr Dreadful
Nice rant, Dan.
Couple of thoughts:
1. CapitAl: Principal city or seat of government of a nation, state or territory. CapitOl: Building which contains useful idiots.
2. Socialist Revolution would be a great name for a yacht.
2 - Clavos
Doc,
Aaargghhh.
I am mortified; I missed capitols.
3 - Dan Miller
Doc,
I hang my head in shame. You are absolutely correct about capital and capitol. I do like your proposed definition of capitol; wish I had thought of it.
Dan
4 - Dr Dreadful
Thanks.
And Dan (or even Clav, since you're in the business), how about my yacht name suggestion?
5 - Dan Miller
Doc,
Great suggestion; might cause some problems with the Coast Guard and with various countries, though.
It's probably better than the one thought up by a chap who fancied himself a great wordsmith: Cunning Linguist.
Dan
6 - Clavos
One reason my colleagues and I are able to make a good living selling used boats is that no one ever just buys a boat and just sticks with it; in fact the average time that most Americans keep any particular boat they own is only 2 1/2 years.
In light of this, the best name I've ever seen on a boat was in a marina in South Carolina:
7 - Clavos
Doc,
I love the name.
The CG cares more about the size (to them, size does matter!) of the name (there are specific regulations as to size, placement, etc.) of the boat than what it says.
8 - Dr Dreadful
Clever yacht-naming is not a new art, from what I've gathered. My personal favorite must have first been coined quite some time ago, because Patrick O'Brian used it in one of his books - set during the Napoleonic Wars - and must presumably have come across a record of it in the course of his research:
Potoooooooo
9 - Joanne Huspek
I think some of those UI work for me. Oh, well... that's what makes them useful.
10 - Clavos
Another bit of yacht name trivia.
Cuba's official newspaper (it's Pravda, if you will) is called Granma. It's named for the decrepit old American motor yacht which Fidel purchased in Tuxpan, Mexico, and on which he and his cohorts traveled to Cuba to launch their revolution.
Today Granma (the yacht) is enshrined in a glass box in on the grounds of the Museo de La Revolución Havana.
11 - Clavos
Doc,
i don{t want to hear about all the errors and typos in that last comment, OK_
12 - Jet in Columbus
I didn't notice any.... Did you?
13 - Jet in Columbus
Whoops-sorry... I din't notice any did ewe?
14 - Dr Dreadful
1 d0'nt kno wHAT ` `` you you meA%n.
15 - Jet in Columbus
Trust me Doc, no one knows what he means... you get used to it after a while...
16 - Alessandro
This is my kind of rant. On a separate but related topic, I was reading excerpts of 'Exposing the real Guevara' and was thoroughly disturbed. I knew that his existence was overly romanticized but this was one bad dude.
Useful Idiots (pretty much all of Hollywood) LOVE him. I would in turn love to see a UIs actually LIVE in the places they laud and the people they admire.
I remember one Hollywood actress who apparently sports a Che tattoo, get a prominent spot in a big intellectual paper. The Economist absurdly dedicated an entire page to Angelina Jolie talking about accountability. After I threw up I came to the realization The Economist lost its editorial marbles. Even they fall for UIs.
My friend drives an Audi and proudly wears a Crazy Ernie t-shirt with his Dolce e Gabbana sun glasses. It's all so fake and trendy and I let him know each time.
They all love these people until someone loses an eye.
17 - Clavos
I think that, if Jesse Jackson wasn't already a card-carrying UI, his remark today about Barack Obama certainly earns him a life membership.
18 - Condor
Bravo!
19 - Condor
Oh the power of the tongue. As I heard it years ago while listening to a Korean Reverand speak about the power of words "Tiny member, control whole body."
Sometimes it is better to be seen and not heard.
20 - Dan Miller
Alessandro,
By the time the remaining members of Catro's "rebel army" managed to find the Sierra Maestra, only twelve of the original 82 were left; they had abandoned all food and supplies. After wandering around for three months directing their primary energies to remaining alive, and following a vigorous recruiting campaign, they were up to eighteen "rebels."Speaking of Guevara, If you haven't already done so, you might want to read Decision for Disaster by Grayston L. Lynch dealing with the Bay of Pigs disaster and the history leading up to it.
Castro's "rebel army" arrived in Cuba aboard the Granma following a one week sea sickness filled cruise from Mexico.
Castro's supporters in Havana were asked to produce the most "gullible American news reporter they could find." The selection was not difficult, and Herbert Matthews of the NY Times made the trip in late February 1957 Actually, Batista's army thought Castro was dead and wasn't aware that his "rebel army" of some eighteen intrepid souls was still around. And the story continues, with fictitious battles in which the Rebels were reported as having been gloriously successful -- which contributed greatly to their later non-fictitious successes. It's a good read, and quite a lot of it deals with the useful idiots in Washington who later managed to turn into a pitiful rout what would almost certainly have been a successful extermination of Castro's Communist government in Cuba.
Dan
21 - Clavos
The very next year, 1958, my parents initiated a year-long Caribbean cruise on our 33 foot Herreshoff ketch. Besides Dad and Mom, our crew consisted of me (at fifteen, the oldest) and my brother (eight) and baby sister (two years old).
First stop (after a quick run from Miami to Key West): Varadero, Cuba; followed by a leisurely one month exploration of the cay-dotted north coast of the island to the port of Baracoa, on the eastern tip. There, because Fidel and his rebels had already succeeded in gaining control of most of Oriente province, we witnessed night firefights taking place in the coconut plantations at the western end of Baracoa Bay while anchored off the city at the eastern end of the bay.
From Baracoa, we moved on down the island chain to Hispaniola and beyond.
22 - Alessandro
Thanks, Dan.
This reminds me of gullible people like Pelosi and Penn going to the Mid-East. The Arabs must have had a feast day with them. I'm sure a few bottles of Araq were popped after those visits. To deal with the Arab political mind it takes a certain, sharp, clever mind. One in which you must think several steps in advance and in extreme angular terms. By this I mean, always be on your toes.
North Americans are too "square headed and straight" to get it.