Of course, lots of useful idiots are non-elected bureaucrats (AKA apparatchiks — some of them really homely chicks). They can live anywhere they wish, and lots of us wish they would find somewhere else, say, Zimbabwe, North Korea, Palestine or Venezuela; they won't because they are not that idiotic, even though some of them seem to think that those are great places for other people to continue doing whatever they are doing.
And, of course, leaving aside these who collect pay checks from the United Nations and live in or near New York City, there are actually some useful idiots who don't reside or even live in the United States. They, along with the rest, must be useful to someone, but certainly not to anyone I know — with one single exception: They provide easy targets to despise and to rant against. This has great therapeutic value and can even help in a methadone sort of way to get over addictions to fuzzy logic.
By definition, to qualify as a useful idiot it is necessary to be useful (except as noted above), to someone or something I dislike. House Speaker Nanny Nancy Pelosi — now third in line for the Presidency and most likely to remain so for several more years — is a highly useful idiot, and not only because she provides an easy target for rants. This is an important point, and one worth dwelling on at least briefly.
A recent Gallup Poll confirms what many lawmakers say they're hearing from their constituents: that confidence in Congress has never been lower. Only 12 percent of Americans say they have a "great deal" or "quite a lot" of confidence in Congress as an institution – the lowest level ever for any US institution since Gallup began asking the question 35 years ago. Congressional job approval, a slightly different question, has dropped to 18 percent.Pollsters say it's tough to sort out why Congress now ranks so low [This just shows why pollsters can't find real jobs]. "In general, Americans are responding negatively to everything we put in front of them," [pretty hard to figure that out as well] says Frank Newport, editor in chief of the Gallup Poll in Princeton, N.J. Government institutions, especially, are at or near their lowest ratings to date. [Wow! Really?] But when pollsters ask if voters think that their local member of Congress deserves to be reelected, the response is usually positive. More than 90 percent of incumbents who opt to stay in Congress are typically reelected. (emphasis and commentary added)
This confirms the thesis, set forth above, that the folks back home are delighted to have their Members of Congress stay as far away as possible. The same article implies that forty percent of the population thinks the Republicans still control the Congress, that forty-eight percent think that Santa Claus is in charge, and that the remaining twelve percent think that the Congress is part of the UN (an understandable misconception). Seventy-two percent think that the House and the Senate (not to mention the White House, the Supreme Court and the other branch of Government, the Mass Media) should be sent to Mars. Twenty-eight percent, mainly environmentalists, think they should be sent somewhere outside the galaxy.
Article comments
1 - Dr Dreadful
Nice rant, Dan.
Couple of thoughts:
1. CapitAl: Principal city or seat of government of a nation, state or territory. CapitOl: Building which contains useful idiots.
2. Socialist Revolution would be a great name for a yacht.
2 - Clavos
Doc,
Aaargghhh.
I am mortified; I missed capitols.
3 - Dan Miller
Doc,
I hang my head in shame. You are absolutely correct about capital and capitol. I do like your proposed definition of capitol; wish I had thought of it.
Dan
4 - Dr Dreadful
Thanks.
And Dan (or even Clav, since you're in the business), how about my yacht name suggestion?
5 - Dan Miller
Doc,
Great suggestion; might cause some problems with the Coast Guard and with various countries, though.
It's probably better than the one thought up by a chap who fancied himself a great wordsmith: Cunning Linguist.
Dan
6 - Clavos
One reason my colleagues and I are able to make a good living selling used boats is that no one ever just buys a boat and just sticks with it; in fact the average time that most Americans keep any particular boat they own is only 2 1/2 years.
In light of this, the best name I've ever seen on a boat was in a marina in South Carolina:
7 - Clavos
Doc,
I love the name.
The CG cares more about the size (to them, size does matter!) of the name (there are specific regulations as to size, placement, etc.) of the boat than what it says.
8 - Dr Dreadful
Clever yacht-naming is not a new art, from what I've gathered. My personal favorite must have first been coined quite some time ago, because Patrick O'Brian used it in one of his books - set during the Napoleonic Wars - and must presumably have come across a record of it in the course of his research:
Potoooooooo
9 - Joanne Huspek
I think some of those UI work for me. Oh, well... that's what makes them useful.
10 - Clavos
Another bit of yacht name trivia.
Cuba's official newspaper (it's Pravda, if you will) is called Granma. It's named for the decrepit old American motor yacht which Fidel purchased in Tuxpan, Mexico, and on which he and his cohorts traveled to Cuba to launch their revolution.
Today Granma (the yacht) is enshrined in a glass box in on the grounds of the Museo de La Revolución Havana.
11 - Clavos
Doc,
i don{t want to hear about all the errors and typos in that last comment, OK_
12 - Jet in Columbus
I didn't notice any.... Did you?
13 - Jet in Columbus
Whoops-sorry... I din't notice any did ewe?
14 - Dr Dreadful
1 d0'nt kno wHAT ` `` you you meA%n.
15 - Jet in Columbus
Trust me Doc, no one knows what he means... you get used to it after a while...
16 - Alessandro
This is my kind of rant. On a separate but related topic, I was reading excerpts of 'Exposing the real Guevara' and was thoroughly disturbed. I knew that his existence was overly romanticized but this was one bad dude.
Useful Idiots (pretty much all of Hollywood) LOVE him. I would in turn love to see a UIs actually LIVE in the places they laud and the people they admire.
I remember one Hollywood actress who apparently sports a Che tattoo, get a prominent spot in a big intellectual paper. The Economist absurdly dedicated an entire page to Angelina Jolie talking about accountability. After I threw up I came to the realization The Economist lost its editorial marbles. Even they fall for UIs.
My friend drives an Audi and proudly wears a Crazy Ernie t-shirt with his Dolce e Gabbana sun glasses. It's all so fake and trendy and I let him know each time.
They all love these people until someone loses an eye.
17 - Clavos
I think that, if Jesse Jackson wasn't already a card-carrying UI, his remark today about Barack Obama certainly earns him a life membership.
18 - Condor
Bravo!
19 - Condor
Oh the power of the tongue. As I heard it years ago while listening to a Korean Reverand speak about the power of words "Tiny member, control whole body."
Sometimes it is better to be seen and not heard.
20 - Dan Miller
Alessandro,
By the time the remaining members of Catro's "rebel army" managed to find the Sierra Maestra, only twelve of the original 82 were left; they had abandoned all food and supplies. After wandering around for three months directing their primary energies to remaining alive, and following a vigorous recruiting campaign, they were up to eighteen "rebels."Speaking of Guevara, If you haven't already done so, you might want to read Decision for Disaster by Grayston L. Lynch dealing with the Bay of Pigs disaster and the history leading up to it.
Castro's "rebel army" arrived in Cuba aboard the Granma following a one week sea sickness filled cruise from Mexico.
Castro's supporters in Havana were asked to produce the most "gullible American news reporter they could find." The selection was not difficult, and Herbert Matthews of the NY Times made the trip in late February 1957 Actually, Batista's army thought Castro was dead and wasn't aware that his "rebel army" of some eighteen intrepid souls was still around. And the story continues, with fictitious battles in which the Rebels were reported as having been gloriously successful -- which contributed greatly to their later non-fictitious successes. It's a good read, and quite a lot of it deals with the useful idiots in Washington who later managed to turn into a pitiful rout what would almost certainly have been a successful extermination of Castro's Communist government in Cuba.
Dan
21 - Clavos
The very next year, 1958, my parents initiated a year-long Caribbean cruise on our 33 foot Herreshoff ketch. Besides Dad and Mom, our crew consisted of me (at fifteen, the oldest) and my brother (eight) and baby sister (two years old).
First stop (after a quick run from Miami to Key West): Varadero, Cuba; followed by a leisurely one month exploration of the cay-dotted north coast of the island to the port of Baracoa, on the eastern tip. There, because Fidel and his rebels had already succeeded in gaining control of most of Oriente province, we witnessed night firefights taking place in the coconut plantations at the western end of Baracoa Bay while anchored off the city at the eastern end of the bay.
From Baracoa, we moved on down the island chain to Hispaniola and beyond.
22 - Alessandro
Thanks, Dan.
This reminds me of gullible people like Pelosi and Penn going to the Mid-East. The Arabs must have had a feast day with them. I'm sure a few bottles of Araq were popped after those visits. To deal with the Arab political mind it takes a certain, sharp, clever mind. One in which you must think several steps in advance and in extreme angular terms. By this I mean, always be on your toes.
North Americans are too "square headed and straight" to get it.