Never mind that they've allegedly got missiles poised to wipe out Japan, they're selling porn in Finland.
Finnish officials were at a loss to explain an allegation made on Thursday by a U.S. official that North Korea has been caught trying to sell pornography in the small Nordic country.
"It sounds strange. It sounds wild," an official at the Foreign Ministry told Reuters.
U.S. Ambassador to Australia Tom Schieffer made the comments earlier on Thursday to the National Press Club in Canberra, saying North Korea was using a "mafia-like" business model to make up a revenue shortfall when the Soviet Union collapsed in the early 1990s.
"(North Korea has) been caught trying to sell pornography in Finland and prohibited animal products, like rhinoceros horn, in Africa, counterfeiting in Kuwait and trafficking heroin in Australia," Schieffer said.
Well there you go, John Howard was right after all. Clearly we must vapourise those dog-eating bastards with our own marvellous nuclear technology to save the people of Finland from being overrun with pics of naked chicks.
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