“That’s a lie,” Ditto Heads says as they make an attempt to grab Liberal Causes by the neck, but is restrained by Springer’s three brawny bouncers. Liberal Causes jumped from her chair to avoid Ditto Heads’ attack as the bouncers hold Ditto Heads at bay and Spinger continues his questioning. “It sounds like you don’t care much for Ditto Heads?”
“Jerry, Ditto Heads are everything that is wrong with America. They support ruining the environment, fleecing the working class which they are a part of, world military domination, maligning emigrants, neglecting the elderly, reversing racial progress, repressing gays and holding women down for vain reasons – plus they’re so easily manipulated to act against there own economic and social interest, they’re turned into puppets. This is what they express on the radio every day. After three hours a day of that kind of talk, Rush needs something to relax him, he needs a little Liberal Cause.”
Liberal Causes pulls up her skirt to exposed her “No Justice/No Peace” sign to the camera and then to the audience who begin the chant “No justice, no peace, no justice, no peace, no justice, no peace.” This infuriates Ditto Heads and they lunge at Liberal Causes, but the bouncers’ keeps them separated.
“No justice, no peace, what kind of a slogan is that?” Springer asked.
“Well Jerry,” Liberal Causes answers as she dodges another one of Ditto Heads’ assaults, “whenever Rush comes to see me at the homeless shelter he gotta bring justice ‘cause he knows here is where he’ll find peace.”
“And what do you have to say to all of this Rush?”
“You know I find this all pretty amusing. I come on your show to help your stinking rating, but you ambush me with this spectacle. I know not to trust you bleeding hearts – but I figured you for a colleague so I thought I’d help you out in the ratings.”
“Why that’s mighty liberal of you Rush, but that’s not the question we’re concerned with at the moment. You’ve made Ditto Heads so mad they could kill and Liberal Causes goes on and on – the question is this – which one of these two will continue to receive your loyalty?”
“Ditto Heads know that when it comes to an entrenched America, buttoned up and exclusive, I’m the man – so what if I tickle Liberal Causes once in a while.”
Article comments
1 - wduff
That was pretty racist. Wow.
2 - Dr Dreadful
Was it? It was thoroughly demented and pretty funny, although I can't really see what the point was, if any.
3 - Greg
that was confusing!!