“You seem upset,” Springer says to Ditto Heads. “Do you feel betrayed?”
“Yes Jerry, you see we put our trust into this man to lead us to an America that’s free and without Liberal Causes,” Ditto Heads says and then he turns toward Limbaugh and screams, “Why Rush?”
“Tell me,” Springer asks Ditto Heads, “who do you blame for this – Liberal Causes or Rush?”
“Liberal Causes, the slut.”
“Well, guess what…?"
Ditto Heads looks at Springer not knowing that this is where they should anticipate a surprise.
“We have Liberal Causes back stage and you can confront her – when we come back from commercial.” The segment closes with the camera on Ditto Heads pouting their displeasure and still circling Limbaugh.
During the commercial break, Springer goes to his dressing room to down a Courvoisier. Two of his producers come out to incite Ditto Heads with provocative statements about Liberal Causes and get them enraged for the final segment.
The show continues with Springer walking to center stage where Limbaugh and Ditto Heads are seated. “You want Liberal Causes to stop this thing with Rush Limbaugh – it that it?”
“That’s it,” Ditto Heads agrees.
“Then why don’t you just ask Rush to stop his cheating?”
“Because I want to confront Liberal Causes, that socialist slut, to let her know that she cannot share Rush or America with me – Conservative retrenchment is here to stay”
“Well let’s bring her out – please welcome Liberal Causes.”
Liberal Causes makes a slow unsteady entrance on two-inch heels. (Socialist slut, socialist slut, socialist slut, the audience howls.) Liberal Causes walks to the front of the stage and pulls up her blouse to taunt the audience by revealing her bare multiracial twins. (Socialist slut, socialist slut, socialist slut, the audience howls so loudly that Springer has trouble regaining control of his show.)
“Have a seat,” Springer implores as Liberal Causes pranced from side to side on the stage. “Have a seat…please you may have a seat,” Spinger shouts above the howls.
“Hi Jerry,” Liberal Causes greets Springer.
“Huh, hello,” Springer says signaling the audience into silence. “You’re caused quit a stir here. Now tell my audience, tell America why are you fooling around with Ditto Head’s man?”
“Well Jerry, he comes to see me – he finds me attractive. He pimps off of the malcontented, the disgruntled and the gloomy people he calls Ditto Heads and at night he whips a little bit of it on me – you know what I mean, Jerry?”
Article comments
1 - wduff
That was pretty racist. Wow.
2 - Dr Dreadful
Was it? It was thoroughly demented and pretty funny, although I can't really see what the point was, if any.
3 - Greg
that was confusing!!